Smutty Social Media, October 12, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at October 12, 2017 18:36:12 October 12, 2017 18:36:12
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Oh hey some asshat on social media tried to argue about Indiana Jones’s costume with THE COSTUME DESIGNER FROM INDIANA JONES. “Stanley, you have got to be kidding” is my the new “Bye, Felicia.” HOLY FUCKING SHIT dude online tries to mainsplain the costumes of Indiana Jones to my mom. Full Story

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Dakota Johnson & Jon Hamm?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2017 17:15:13 October 12, 2017 17:15:13
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Kathleen just mentioned in her post previous to this the great Twilight truther conspiracy theory – that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are together IRL with babies. Fifty Shades Of Grey was based on Twilight. And did you know that there are also Fifty Shades truthers? It’s a smaller army but their passion is the same: they believe that Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan too are together IRL. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson and FKA twigs call off engagement

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at October 12, 2017 16:25:43 October 12, 2017 16:25:43
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Jenna Wortham, a culture writer for The New York Times and host of the podcast Still Processing, recently tweeted asking her followers for their favourite conspiracy theory. She got responses ranging from Katy Perry is actually JonBenet Ramsey to Stevie Wonder is not actually blind. Those are both hilarious but the conspiracy theory that makes me laugh the most because it is absolutely batsh-t is the one about Robert Pattinson Full Story

Ben Affleck lost his good luck charm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2017 15:44:35 October 12, 2017 15:44:35

I was raised in a home that’s all about feng shui and good luck energy. Every year, my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, provides predictions and readings for this site for every sign under the Chinese zodiac: what those born in the Year of the Monkey should avoid, if those born in the Year of the Dog should be cautious, or not, and specific good luck charms for each sign too. Full Story

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Rotten Tomatoes isn’t the problem

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 12, 2017 14:26:36 October 12, 2017 14:26:36
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This week in non-Harvey news, Martin Scorsese penned an op-ed for The Hollywood Reporter about how Rotten Tomatoes is ruining movies and everyone should stop obsessing over box office and Cinemascore and also he liked mother!. Full Story

Rose McGowan suspended by Twitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2017 13:47:00 October 12, 2017 13:47:00
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Rose McGowan, who just yesterday defended Lindsay Lohan after Lindsay defended Harvey Weinstein, urging people to consider that Lindsay was shaped by the system that we are all interrogating now, has been the most visible and vocal critic of Harvey Weinstein Full Story

October 12, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2017 13:32:06 October 12, 2017 13:32:06

Haley! Happy Birthday! I always look forward to this shout-out, year after year, because it’s been so many years. And, of course, because as you know, it’s also my dad’s birthday today. Hi Dad! Kim tells me you’ve been working hard, long hours. I love work so I can’t bitch at you about this. Full Story

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Dear Gossips,

Let’s start the day with a bright spot in Hollywood: Taika Waititi and the Taika Fashion Tour. The Thor: Ragnarok premiere happened last night in LA. Taika wore a gorgeous wine-colour suit with a pink tie. And, as usual, made a case for a man being among the best dressed on the carpet.  Read Full Intro