How January Jones comes on...and I’m still bored

March 21, 2013 16:03:49 Posted at March 21, 2013 16:03:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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But first -- check her out last night at the Mad Men Season 6 premiere. Hate this dress. If it were all black it may be different. But the white and baby blue here is like eye shadow on a bride. And GROSS shoes. Jones, as you know, has recently been in the news for allegedly riding up on Liam Hemsworth at an Oscar party and since then he and Miley Cyrus may or may not have called off their engagement or are getting back together or never broke up. Full Story

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Kate Moss’s sushi box

March 21, 2013 15:24:23 Posted at March 21, 2013 15:24:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is not a euphemism for anything. It’s actually exactly as it reads: Kate Moss’s sushi box. She designed one. For some sushi chain that’s opening in London. Apparently there are 40 pieces and it’s covered in sequins with her name all over it. So basically, you can go there, to the Sushi Shop and eat Kate Moss’s sushi box. Full Story

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Yeah, I’m still freeballing...

March 21, 2013 14:54:51 Posted at March 21, 2013 14:54:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Is what I’m reading from this expression on Jon Hamm’s face. The suit material is thick enough to hide the outline. Here’s Hamm at the Season 6 premiere the day after it was reported that Mad Men producers politely requested he wear underwear ostensibly so as to contain his uncontainable junk. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling to retire temporarily

March 21, 2013 14:34:20 Posted at March 21, 2013 14:34:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ryan Gosling is currently promoting The Place Beyond The Pines. In an interview with the AP, Ryan revealed that he’s decided to take some time off from acting. He’s currently working on his directorial debut. "I've been doing it too much," he says of acting. "I've lost perspective on what I'm doing. Full Story

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March 21, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

March 21, 2013 13:44:03 Posted at March 21, 2013 13:44:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Keescha who’s coming off the late shift from Missy who... admits she’s an ass -- Happy Belated Birthday! She grovelled, Keescha. She promised to not sh-t on Gwyneth Paltrow AND watch Friday Night Lights. Is she forgiven? Melissa! Happy Birthday from Angelica who requested Tom Hardy + Puppy for you which means. Full Story

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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Dear Gossips,

It finally happened. After a two year drought, it’s finally happened. I’ve fallen in love... with a book! The last time was Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head and I worried she’d ruined me forever.  Read Full Intro

Snow and no socks

March 20, 2013 20:55:54 Posted at March 20, 2013 20:55:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the first day of Spring! Here’s what that looks like at my house -- sunbathing! Sorry. I know for some of you there was a fresh dump of snow. Put it this way -- all it ever does it rain, rain, rain here in Vancouver. Full Story

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So the sex glow wore off

March 20, 2013 20:04:35 Posted at March 20, 2013 20:04:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And Taylor Swift says I told you so. US Weekly broke the story yesterday that Katy Perry and John Mayer done, for now. The breakup covers the new issue of PEOPLE. And the reason? The safe reason is “scheduling”. Full Story

Shailene Woodley and The Fault In Our Stars

March 20, 2013 19:19:21 Posted at March 20, 2013 19:19:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I apologise in advance. For many of you, The Fault In Our Stars by John Green was one of the best books of 2012. I liked it ok. But I didn’t love it. I didn’t cry. I tried to cry, I did. But it just wasn’t there for me. And I’m sorry. Maybe it’s because I’ve read a lot of YA? Green’s Looking For Alaska and Will Grayson, Will Grayson were better, in my mind. Full Story

Lynne Ramsay & Jane Got A Gun

March 20, 2013 19:01:20 Posted at March 20, 2013 19:01:20
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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To everyone who’s asked “have you heard about Lynne Ramsay” in the last 24 hours, the answer is yes, I, like you, heard about her abrupt departure from Jane Got a Gun on Monday. I waited to write about it, though, because I was hoping we would hear FROM Ramsay, not just ABOUT her. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 20, 2013 18:04:27 Posted at March 20, 2013 18:04:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here is the Canadian book cover for Kate Atkinson’s Life After Life, my new Book Love, which I think is better than the other two posted above, especially if you know the story. Oh now I feel like pissing away the entire day and reading it all over again.

It really is WAY too easy to get on TV these days (Dlisted)

Oh PS, no big, I’m still engaged, shows Miley, but does Liam agree? (Too Fab)

OF COURSE Chicken Fried plays golf in flip-flops (The Superficial)

Keira Knightley and her fiancé being cute in London (Just Jared)

What’s with plastic cups in the Porsche? (Hollywood Tuna)

David Beckham’s major Chinese payday (Pop Sugar)

Tiger Woods confesses everything to Lindsey Vonn...which means he just gave her every past issue of the National Enquirer? (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Swift’s side-stage Harry Styles inspiration (Romancebeat)

The Beckham child who’s most like this mother? (Pink Is The New Blog)

I like how the lips match the heart here (Hollywood PQ)