Friday, May 17, 2013

Dear Gossips,

There was an 80s marathon on tv the other night: The Breakfast Club, St Elmo’s Fire, and About Last Night. Obviously it’s all I could do: stare at Rob Lowe and revisit my 12 year old self crushing with the same intensity and longing.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 19:50:56 May 17, 2013 19:50:56

Sasha Finds flat espadrilles in LifeStyle

God Christy Turlington is SO beautiful (Too Fab)

Hollywood Ebola infects Cannes...again (Dlisted)

Star Trek or Victoria’s Secret? (The Superficial)

Rooney Mara, the new face of Calvin Klein (Just Jared)

Yep. Who else but Sofia Vergara in this dress? (Hollywood Tuna)

Leo & Tobey, a love story (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes clear the room (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried Smurfs (Evil Beet Gossip)

At first I thought this was the mayor of Toronto (Gallery of the Absurd)

Jacek’s fall wardrobe (Go Fug Yourself)

Two French actresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 19:39:05 May 17, 2013 19:39:05
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ANNE-CHRISTINE/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Samir Hussein/ Getty

Blue seems to be the sartorial theme for Berenice Bejo in Cannes. Click here to see the outfit she wore to the photo call earlier today. And here she is in a gorgeous blue blazer over white tulle at the Palais for the premiere of Le Passe tonight. Full Story

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The Spare ... is coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 19:04:29 May 17, 2013 19:04:29
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Page Six reported it first earlier this week -- that Beyonce is expecting it again. Both PEOPLE and US Weekly then cited sources that dismissed the rumours. But on Tuesday, Beysus cancelled her show in Belgium due to “dehydration and exhaustion”. Full Story

Jeremy’s new friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 18:00:38 May 17, 2013 18:00:38
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Splash

Jeremy Renner’s 8 month old puppy, Franklin, a French bulldog, died last year because he was overheated. I could barely get that sentence out. Jeremy, understandably, was devastated. Last week, Jacek and I took our Marcus to emergency at 4am because he had the runs. We were getting on a plane that day. Full Story

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Pomp, Circumstance, Humanity, and Truth

Duana Posted by Duana at May 17, 2013 17:50:18 May 17, 2013 17:50:18

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 23 recap It is a great luxury and a great relief to say that I can’t really breathe. The internet is a minefield today. Between Rob Ford (if you don’t know, please google ) and the Office finale and the VD finale and the Scandal finale, I had to pick my way around very carefully. Full Story

SMUT 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 17:44:36 May 17, 2013 17:44:36

June is SMUT month and I can’t wait to see you! Vancouver -- June 3 (on sale now) Calgary -- June 5 (on sale now) Toronto -- June 25 (on sale June 10) Dan Levy will be joining me at all 3 events. We have some surprises planned and a LOT of dirty gossip. Tickets are on sale NOW at TheSmutSoiree.com Full Story

Gran in black leather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 16:37:44 May 17, 2013 16:37:44
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Pascal Le Segretain/ George Pimentel/ Getty

Thank you, Nicole Kidman. After Emma Watson’s rather underwhelming Cannes carpet appearance last night, Thursday at the festival was rather lacking in dress porn. But Gran came through in the evening at the IFP and Calvin Klein party in black leather that looks like it’s stripped along the side. Full Story

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Blake in the kitchen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 15:54:52 May 17, 2013 15:54:52

Vogue has introduced a web series called Elettra’s Goodness featuring model Elettra Wiedemann, daughter of Isabella Rossellini. Since it’s Vogue and since Wiedemann has quite the pedigree, they’ve been able to recruit some high profile guests...starting with Gossip Girl now homemaker Blake Lively. Full Story

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Mimi vs JLO on stage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 15:21:47 May 17, 2013 15:21:47
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FOX/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

Season finale of American Idol last night. Both Mimi and JLo performed. Mimi threw down a medley of her greatest hits -- I always forget how much I love We Belong Together -- culminating in her current smash #Beautiful. It was... a little lip-synchy, right? Maybe not the middle section but definitely off the top and towards the end? Voices don’t hold up forever. Full Story

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Deal with the paps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 15:12:23 May 17, 2013 15:12:23

She hates the paps, and she’s been burned by the paps. So now she’s dealing with the paps and is working exclusively with one agency, agreeing to give them photos on a regular basis. The agreement started several months ago when she approached one agency in exchange for information on a paparazzo working for another agency. Full Story