Smutty Tingles

January 2, 2013 22:08:16 Posted at January 2, 2013 22:08:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So we’re trying to get home to Vancouver today and the dashboard start going wonky on the freeway from Tofino to Nanaimo. We suspected it might be the battery. The good news is that we didn’t go to the ferry terminal and stall on the boat and block hundreds of other people. The bad news is that we are stuck on the side of the road in Nanaimo. But hey, I have my air card and can still do Smutty Tingles, although charging the aircard through the car’s cigarette lighter was what caused this mess.

Anyway, I think maybe we have figure out  how not to be stranded which is why I won’t be blogging anymore today. Be back tomorrow!

So... is this, like, a mother-daughter package deal? (Dlisted)

Happy New Year LeAnn Rimes in a bikini (The Superficial)

Porny and Jennifer Hudson are skinny together. Skinny, obviously, equals WORTHY (Too Fab)

Oh nooo... NEVER. These aren’t staged AT ALL (Pop Sugar)

Channing Tatum and his baby bump in St Barts (Cele|bitchy)

He’s right. HOW COULD THIS NOT BE LOVED ENOUGH??? (Just Jared)

Milla Jovovich in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Old men will always marry young girls (Amy Grindhouse)

Ashley Simpson in a bikini (Popoholic)

Faith Hill’s football thighs (Go Fug Yourself)

Jennifer Lawrence is NORMAL

January 2, 2013 18:44:28 Posted at January 2, 2013 18:44:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK, you guys? JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS NORMAL. Anne Hathaway’s Oscar message is that she’s not sexy and she has to try harder than everyone else, always with an apology. Jennifer Lawrence’s overall message, one that she consistently puts out there in every interview, is that, despite having one of the best years in Hollywood, with a proper franchise on her resume (Hunger Games) and, presumably, about to receive her second Oscar nomination, at just 22, she is NORMAL. Full Story

Taylor & Harry’s NYE kiss

January 2, 2013 17:40:42 Posted at January 2, 2013 17:40:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Harry Styles flew in from London to join Taylor Swift on NYE in New York where she performed at the Times Square Dick Clark show. They kissed at midnight. And then held hands arriving at her hotel later on, as he carried his sleepover bag inside with him. Taylor Swift is starting 2013 with a proper boyfriend! Video of the kiss is below. Full Story

Paulina’s plans for 2013

January 2, 2013 17:31:02 Posted at January 2, 2013 17:31:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the cover for the new issue of FLARE -- Paulina Gretzky, daughter of Canadian legend Wayne, who, according to the magazine, “has set her sights on the entertainment business”. Which is a great way of saying she just wants to be famous. I wrote about Paulina back in May Full Story

NYE with Jay-Z and the Family Martin

January 2, 2013 16:46:20 Posted at January 2, 2013 16:46:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Dave M. Benett /Getty Images

It turns out my Gwyneth did not spend NYE with her bff Beyonce because, well, B was off making millions in Vegas, invited to perform at a secret concert sponsored by the Wynn -- and if Kanye West’s girlfriend was paid $300K to simply appear at a party, can you imagine the price tag Bey would have negotiated to make her moves on stage? And still, even though she wasn’t in New York, still she was all over that ball drop. Full Story

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What if Gwyneth could come?

January 2, 2013 15:43:05 Posted at January 2, 2013 15:43:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow spent NYE in New York with her family as Coldplay performed in Brooklyn with Jay-Z -- more on this in a minute. G, as you know, is a Valentino favourite. As is Anne Hathaway and Madonna too. M and Annie were invited by Valentino to spend NYE in Gstaad, Switzerland -- see photos from Twitter taken at the party. Full Story

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Katie & Jakey: Not True

January 2, 2013 15:11:41 Posted at January 2, 2013 15:11:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Ron Asadorian/ Jackson Lee/ Splash, Johnny Nunez/ Getty

I WISH. But... As IF. The source is super sketchy so as far as rumours go, this one’s more wishful thinking -- according to the UK’s Grazia Magazine, Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal are hooking up and Katie went to Jake’s apartment for dinner one night after being introduced by Joshua Jackson, which, I mean, Michelle Williams would have been the better Dawson’s Creek connection there, non? If you’re going to make up a story, that is. Full Story

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New Year, new jeans?

January 2, 2013 14:32:02 Posted at January 2, 2013 14:32:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, INF

Is Justin Theroux wearing a new pair of douchey (and darker) cut off jean shorts on holiday in Cabo, and was it just in time for NYE? No. Those are just his long jeans. And denim, in varying lengths, I suppose, is his only bright sun option, the only below-waist option for true artists and badasses. Full Story

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Monday, December 31, 2012

Dear Gossips,

2012 was one of the best years in Gossip, ever. THANK YOU for sharing it with me. Thank you for coming here to enjoy it. Thank you for your emails and your hatemails about Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Brange, Hot Harry on a Horse, Catherine Cambridge, Gwyneth Paltrow, Porny Simpson, all and every.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

December 31, 2012 19:23:12 Posted at December 31, 2012 19:23:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy New Year’s Eve! See you in 2013!

Duana’s name-nerding Charlie and Daisy in LifeStyle.

Michael Phelps looks kinda sexy to me here. I hate myself, I hate myself, I hate myself, I hate myself (Dlisted)

Hunks of the 90s made me really excited, and then really sad (Too Fab)

2012 according to Christina Aguilera (The Superficial)

Scarlett Johansson looks SO GOOD in this shoot (Just Jared)

Also a possible mentor for Lindsay Lohan (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh that’s right! Pepper Potts in 2013! (Pop Sugar)

Annie’s back to being over-modest (Cele|bitchy)

Mila & Ashton eat popcorn shrimp?!? (Celebedge now The Loop)

A pregnant bikini selfie, when you pay someone to arrange all the shadows and the angles for you just so... (IDLYITW)

Speak! The authority on Les Miserables (Evil Beet Gossip)

New Year’s hair

December 31, 2012 19:16:18 Posted at December 31, 2012 19:16:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eva Mendes has really good New Year’s hair, non? SO good. I want it. Eva recently celebrated her second Christmas with Ryan Gosling. This will be her second NYE with him. What? No, no, don’t do that. Don’t make that your New Year’s resolution. This is unkind. Let us go forward in 2013 accepting that this may be his most significant relationship, even more significant than Rachel McAdams. Full Story

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