Sandy in Sydney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2013 14:54:10 July 2, 2013 14:54:10
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Fresh off her triumph at the box office this weekend with The Heat, Sandra Bullock is now in Australia to continue promotion. As I wrote earlier, The Heat delivered on so many levels – Melissa McCarthy is now a major box office draw, Sandy continues to be loved, and the two of them, together, are irresistible, assuaging any doubts about the early plans for a sequel that I wrote about a few weeks ago Full Story

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Henry Cavill & The People’s Choice Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2013 14:23:29 July 2, 2013 14:23:29

US Weekly had the exclusive yesterday – Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco are dating. Who? She’s on Big Bang Theory, the show we sh-t on all the time here at LaineyGossip.com because it sucks. Shortly after, PEOPLE also reported that Cavill and Cuoco are a couple. Full Story

Ace Knute Johnson

Duana Posted by Duana at July 2, 2013 13:42:24 July 2, 2013 13:42:24

I mean, are you really surprised? At this point, can any of us really claim ignorance?   You didn’t actually think that Jessica Simpson could name her baby Nathaniel or Jacob, so this isn’t that much of a surprise, right?  Ace Knute. And, in what’s arguably the worst part of the announcement for me, every media outlet takes care to specify that it’s “pronounced  ‘Ka-nute’”. Full Story

Karl gets Kristen & Rihanna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2013 13:34:18 July 2, 2013 13:34:18
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It’s too bad they weren’t sitting together. Now that would have been a great photo. Rihanna was at the Chanel Haute Couture presentation in Paris today with some of her best girls. I’ll post photos from the runway when more become available. She wore a long shirt dress and a lot of pearls and posed with Karl Lagerfeld who gave her a front row seat. Full Story

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July 2, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2013 13:09:28 July 2, 2013 13:09:28

Hey Joan – I hear you’ve been dealing with some dickheads. Their cruelty is unforgiveable. So vent to Michelle, lean on your friends, whatever you need. But don’t let them see they can hurt you. It what they’ll never be able to get from you, right? To Allison from Katherine, Judy, Caitlyn, and Didi – welcome back from your twin maternity leave! Judy says Josie and Elliott’s mother is a smuthound to the core? They were being trained from birth, right?! F-ck Floods and Calgary Strong. Full Story

Monday, July 1, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Happy Canada Day!

Sorry about the late start. I honoured my country’s birthday by sleeping in. As it’s a holiday for Canadians, today’s column will be light. Full schedule will resume tomorrow. Which is when Duana’s analysis of Ace Knute Johnson will be posted.

So… I spent part of Saturday in a small hotel room talking to Idris Elba and Charlie Hunnam in San Francisco at the Pacific Rim junket. I spent Saturday night at BC Place in Vancouver, listening 42,000 mostly girls scream for Taylor Swift. It was my 10 year old niece’s very first concert. We bought her the tickets at Christmas. She’d been counting down for 6 months. It was, literally, as she kept saying, the most amazing night of her life. In her mind then, Taylor Swift and I will be connected forever. In my mind, she, Taylor Swift, Idris Elba, and Charlie Hunnam will be connected forever. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to process this.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 18:14:48 July 1, 2013 18:14:48

Cutting out early to enjoy the rest of Canada Day. Back tomorrow on regular schedule!

Ian Somerhalder in the bath with a beer (Dlisted)

Canada’s blonde, busty baby turns 46 (Too Fab)

The classiest engagement location. They classiest engagement t-shirt. The classiest engagement dress. (The Superficial)

All the Skarsgards (Just Jared)

One of these is apparently Jake Gyllenhaal’s new girlfriend (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart arrives for Paris Haute Couture week (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch in flip-flops: hot for some…and definitely not for the rest of us (Cele|bitchy)

What the hell is Selena Gomez wearing? (Socialite Life)

Robert Pattinson and a red-headed Kristen Stewart lookalike (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Ashton Kutcher really dressed up to promote his movie (I'm Not Obsessed)

Mimi’s Happy Canada Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 18:04:32 July 1, 2013 18:04:32
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Kevin Winter /Jason Merritt /Mark Davis /Mike Windle /Getty Images

Look at my lovely. Look at her in silver, celebrating herself, with sequins and rhinestones, making sex eyes and breathing with her mouth open, being all extra with her (fake?) vocals last night at the BET Awards. You know, people are criticising my Mimi today for her sh-tty lip-synch but they don’t understand. Full Story

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Uncle Charlie’s friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 17:50:07 July 1, 2013 17:50:07
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Kevin Winter /Jason Merritt /Mark Davis /Mike Windle /Getty Images

This is what I love about the BET Awards – the audience is SO into it. Normally, at the other shows, maybe the first two rows are getting down, and always Taylor Swift, but everyone else doesn’t know what the f-ck to do with themselves. At BET? Everyone is grooving, everyone knows every word. Full Story

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The First Couple of French film

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 17:19:20 July 1, 2013 17:19:20
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We Canadians, we get Avril and Chad. Who are getting married in France. Over in France, they get Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet who, as far as we know, are not married and what does it matter? Their love is my love. You know what would give me great anxiety? If I had to choose between them and My Obsession, Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Full Story

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Katniss covers the September issue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 16:57:28 July 1, 2013 16:57:28
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Pascal Le Segretain /Getty Images, KCS Presse /Splash News

As we all know, it’s Vogue’s biggest of the year. And this year, it will be Jennifer Lawrence on the cover. Was there really any other choice? She won an Oscar. She wears Dior. Everyone loves her. And in November, Catching Fire is expected to own the box office. It would not have been a hard decision for Anne Wintour. Full Story

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