James McAvoy needs to hope again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 14:53:25 October 29, 2013 14:53:25

I’m a sucker for goose fleshy music in a movie trailer if it’s done well. Which is an obvious thing to say. But the goose fleshy music attempt is so often attempted, with sh-tty results, that it feels more and more like it doesn’t happen enough. It happens here because we have two master narrators at work who can match the music with their voices. Full Story

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What JB’s missing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 14:27:23 October 29, 2013 14:27:23
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While Justin Bieber may or may not have been coming all over a Panamanian prostitute’s breasts, Selena Gomez was in Florida, just chillin’, hanging out with friends, totally not sending a message, oh no. OK so before you roll your eyes… Answer honestly: If you were Selena Gomez, all of Selena Gomez, and you just broke up with a baby punk, would you want to be papped on the beach in a black and white bikini with your hair extensions all hot and wavy. Full Story

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Mothers and Fathers

Duana Posted by Duana at October 29, 2013 14:06:43 October 29, 2013 14:06:43

Masters of Sex Season 1 Episode 5 recap. Well. Is anyone watching this show except me? Because it is just really satisfying. That sounds awful to say in the wake of this week’s deeply sad episode, but you get the idea. I just don’t know if people are exploring these ideas – about families and genetics and how your sexual self is like the rest of you – anywhere else, and it’s valuable. Full Story

Miley Cyrus + Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 14:00:26 October 29, 2013 14:00:26
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If you’ve been reading this blog regularly the last couple months, you probably know by now that Miley Cyrus’s tonguing, etc, doesn’t bother me as much as it’s bothered other people. What’s bothered me the most is a quote I read from her in the new Cosmopolitan: "Everything is so chaotic and crazy right now and it’s so much all at once, but I’m living for it. Full Story

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Criticising RDJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 13:37:01 October 29, 2013 13:37:01
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Not me, not me. Definitely not me. On my birthday last month, while we were out for dinner, for some reason Sasha’s husband brought up an old movie called Black and White, directed by James Toback. I think it’s because we were talking about Gaby Hoffmann and the randomness of the cast – Scott Caan, Claudia Schiffer, Ben Stiller, Elijah Wood, Mike Tyson, Wu-Tang Clan, and Robert Downey Jr. Full Story

October 29, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 13:23:16 October 29, 2013 13:23:16
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Natalia! It’s your 29th and the 29th! Happy Champagne Birthday! Here’s Ryan Gosling as you asked. Go big on this one, OK? And for Lisa -- Happy 32nd Birthday with love from Amy who requested for you some vintage shots of Edward Cullen circa 2008. Also I’m to tell you that the photos are “from the very NOT silly Twilight”. Full Story

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Monday, October 28, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Hey generic Canadian readers – Ron Burgundy wants you to know he’s written the book of the year. LET ME OFF AT THE TOP: My Classy Life and Other Musings is due out on November 19. Here’s how the press release reads: “Ron Burgundy has taken the time to write a book.  Read Full Intro

Letting go with Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2013 20:16:56 October 28, 2013 20:16:56
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This is the cover art for Mariah Carey’s new single The Art of Letting Go. And here’s Mimi this weekend at the BET event. If only we could all be invited to watch a Mimi photo shoot. Photo shoots take a lot of time as it is. They’re constantly messing around with the light, futzing around with the angles, a photo shoot is tedious. Full Story

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Baby wants to come

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2013 20:05:07 October 28, 2013 20:05:07

So Justin Bieber went clubbing in Panama. And when he was leaving the club, he took 10 women home with him. One of those women was a prostitute. She’s now telling her story to the local papers. According to her, this is what happened: She and JB smoked some pot. Then this: “He asked me in English if I wanted all of his semen, but I don't understand English. Full Story

Plastic Face vs Plastic Robot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2013 19:30:50 October 28, 2013 19:30:50
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Tori Spelling is selling a new book so that she can buy a vasectomy. At one point she talks sh-t about Katie Holmes. Apparently she and Katie were friends when Katie was on Dawson’s Creek. Then they ran into each other years later at their vocal coach’s office after Katie married Tom Cruise. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2013 18:39:34 October 28, 2013 18:39:34

Total future belly-cupper (Dlisted)

Miley Cyrus looks great in this suit (Too Fab)

But Miley would never go as Ebola (The Superficial)

See this is getting boring now (Just Jared)

Someone please show this to Salma Hayek (Hollywood Tuna)

Gisele kisses Jack (Pop Sugar)

Like the hat, hate the pants (Cele|bitchy)

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom keeping it civil (Socialite Life)

Brad Pitt smelling bad is saving the environment (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Reese’s son is wearing a badass shirt. I need one. (I'm Not Obsessed)