The Jolie is not making a movie about Robsten

December 19, 2012 15:48:44 Posted at December 19, 2012 15:48:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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But f-ck, why not? Deadline reported yesterday that Angelina Jolie will direct a movie called Unbroken. #RobstenIsUnbroken? Yes. But no. But let’s put #RobstenIsUnbroken on our Best of 2012 list anyway, shall we? The Twi-Hard meltdown exceeded all of our expectations. Full Story

Katy Cambridge comes to the party

December 19, 2012 15:14:25 Posted at December 19, 2012 15:14:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By helicopter. But first... How was 2012, Your Majesty? Mostly good, if not great, right? With the exception of that ginger grandson taking off his clothes in Vegas, this was a very strong year for the Queen, and a wonderful follow-up to 2011 when Prince William married his Catherine as a prelude to her Diamond Jubilee. Full Story

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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Last year there was no question Your Voice In My Head by Emma Forrest was my Best Book of the year. I didn’t have one in 2012. There were several books I liked, a lot, but it wasn’t love; I didn’t fall in love. It’s ok, right? To go a year without falling in book-love?

Many of you have emailed for a holiday reading recommendation. Have you heard of the Daughter Of Smoke And Bone trilogy by Laini Taylor yet? The first book is pretty average, but it will pay off in the second, just released last month, called Days Of Blood And Starlight. Then you’ll just be mad at having to wait another year for the final installment.

Also, giving or receiving Caitlin Moran’s How To Be A Woman will make you very happy. It might even be required reading if I’m ever the Dean of the Faculty Of Celebrity Studies at a liberal arts university somewhere in New England.

Yours in gossip,


PS. What’s your New Year’s Resolution? My Christmas gift to myself is also my New Year’s Resolution. Click here to read about it. God I really love multi-tasking.

Best of 2012: Zoe Saldana at the SAGs

December 18, 2012 22:13:59 Posted at December 18, 2012 22:13:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s almost been a year and I still love this dress SO MUCH. Remember Zoe Saldana in Givenchy at the SAG Awards? A beater tank! And she’s adorned with spikes around her neck. And it’s essentially a slouchy long blouse made from great material that’s at once comfortable and super dressy. Full Story

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Two movies Mimi won’t be seeing

December 18, 2012 20:54:02 Posted at December 18, 2012 20:54:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Mimi was pregnant with twins, it was bleak. It was also bleak when she couldn’t find any butterfly snowflake false eyelashes. Mimi’s favourite word to describe any emotion less than ecstasy is “bleak”. Generally Mimi tries to avoid the bleak, and her life is structured so that she generally doesn’t have to encounter it, unless it’s beyond her control, like dembabies who tortured her so in utero. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 18, 2012 19:27:12 Posted at December 18, 2012 19:27:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Imagine Frank’s note if his neighbour was Lindsay Lohan? (Dlisted)

Jason Trawick is preparing Britney for breakup (The Superficial)

Megan Fox’s least favourite body part (Too Fab)

Everyone who was famous and pregnant in 2012 (Pop Sugar)

Kelly Osbourne looks good in Glamour (Cele|bitchy)

Another Taylor wants to be a Kennedy (Just Jared)

It’s always a good show when nude fishnets are in play (Hollywood Tuna)

The love of Olivia Wilde’s life (Amy Grindhouse)

Heather Graham hasn’t changed much (Popoholic)

No I don’t hate this dress on Kelly Clarkson either (Go Fug Yourself)

Best of 2012: Ryan Lochte, dum-dum

December 18, 2012 18:40:01 Posted at December 18, 2012 18:40:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Lochte’s brain. It’s a beautiful thing. One of the most beautiful, entertaining things all year... It’s all of it in combination, of course: The grill... The “Jeah”... The “Bro” + “Jeah” equation... The clothing... Full Story

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Tom Cruise the conversationalist

December 18, 2012 17:42:38 Posted at December 18, 2012 17:42:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

God that was painful. Just sat through Letterman’s interview with Tom Cruise last night. It was 3 segments which...if you’re familiar with Dave, you know, normally, only the veteran chatters, the good ones, they get 3 segments. Like Tom Hanks. Or Julia Roberts. George Clooney, Sandra Bullock, the ones who can play, and roll, and wit. Full Story

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I like the red field

December 18, 2012 16:36:13 Posted at December 18, 2012 16:36:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness was released yesterday this time with more focus on Chris Pine’s Kirk who must battle a new adversary but, mostly, his own arrogance. Of course. His family is at risk. Everything is falling apart. They must run through an awesome red field/forest. And. Full Story

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Stacy Keibler’s second Clooney Christmas?

December 18, 2012 15:39:30 Posted at December 18, 2012 15:39:30
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There were two false reports of a split this year and, at last check over Thanksgiving, Stacy Keibler is still the official George Clooney companion, with all its benefits and accessories as rewards for not asking for marriage and children. So it’ll be her second Clooney Christmas, if there’s no change in status. Full Story

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