Scarlett as Maggie

December 21, 2012 17:26:03 Posted at December 21, 2012 17:26:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Previews for Cat On A Hot Tin Roof on Broadway began this week with Scarlett Johansson playing Maggie. As you know, Elizabeth Taylor was once Maggie. And, well, in light of the mess that was Liz & Dick, it’s now even more obvious what a sh-tty job Lindsay Lohan did. But the thing about Scarjo is that I can’t see that she would. Full Story

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Katie on Tom’s weekend

December 21, 2012 16:58:04 Posted at December 21, 2012 16:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who’s the genius pushing Katie Holmes out so visibly on the weekend Tom Cruise is trying to sell Jack Reacher? If there’s anyone to challenge Blake Lively’s fame game, Jesus, it might actually be Katie Holmes. A year ago, this would not have been your answer. Katie Holmes! Is a baller! There’s her ex-husband, doing what he can, desperately, to make sure his latest movie isn’t a bomb at the box office, and Katie steps out, with an appearance of her own on Letterman, as if to remind us, for those who’d forgotten, that she left him in the dead of night, escaping the clutches of his cult, rescuing their daughter in the process. Full Story

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Caya Holiday Picks for you last minute shoppers (PLUS GIVEAWAY)

December 21, 2012 16:42:43 Posted at December 21, 2012 16:42:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You can start celebrating Christmas now

December 21, 2012 16:01:10 Posted at December 21, 2012 16:01:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

GOD, did I need her today. Nothing stresses me out more than when I can’t get online. I’ve been cranky this morning. And then... Sunshine. My darling sunshine... Mimi, obviously. As I wrote the other day, it’s not really Christmas until Mimi’s in Aspen squished into a snowsuit and tottering on the ice in stilettos. Full Story

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December 21, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

December 21, 2012 15:43:50 Posted at December 21, 2012 15:43:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For my friend Cindy in LA -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY! This year, for your birthday, I wish you a trip to Canada. When are you coming to see me? I’m coming to see you -- first weekend in January. Let’s have dinner? Enjoy your birthday weekend! Heather! Happy Birthday and I don’t give a F-CK EITHER! Love to that spoiled Rosebud and if she gives you some attitude later, because I know she’s a sassy girl, tell her Marcus and Barney, as I write this, are stuck in the backseat of the car in a small town while their parents are ignoring them while trying to steal an internet connection. Full Story

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Quick promo off the top before we get into it... Tonight on CTV, right after the X Factor finale, I’m one of the panelists on Stars & Scandals 2012 hosted by Ben Mulroney, counting down the top 10 entertainment stories of the year.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

December 20, 2012 20:00:23 Posted at December 20, 2012 20:00:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh good. Ashley Greene has a chance now. (Dlisted)

As IF Lindsay Lohan didn’t back all the sh-t up but paid for it anyway (The Superficial)

I really enjoyed watching a teenager out-sing LeAnn Rimes (Too Fab)

Movie kisses of the year (Pop Sugar)

Angelina Jolie is cutting her eye at Jennifer Lawrence (Cele|bitchy)

Zac Efron on the set of Are We Officially Dating and no, it’s not a Taylor Swift music video (Just Jared)

Miss Universe is wearing a really, REALLY ugly dress (Hollywood Tuna)

James Franco. Porn Art. (Pink Is The New Blog)

Cute boyfriend jeans on Jessica Alba (Popoholic)

These metallic pumps look really good on Amanda Seyfried (Go Fug Yourself)

What to Watch When Christmas Turns You Quaint

December 20, 2012 19:30:37 Posted at December 20, 2012 19:30:37
Dean Posted by Dean

I live in New York City. I waste hours a day on the internet. I have serious guilt about my Amazon usage.  I’m bloggin’. The point I’m trying to make is that I’ve pretty much embraced modern urban life. But something changes every year when the holidays arrive and I start to get intense cravings for The Quaint Life. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s rocker pelvic thrusts

December 20, 2012 19:00:57 Posted at December 20, 2012 19:00:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s with the sh-tty celebrity endorsements lately? Jessica Simpson’s Weight Watchers has been kind of a bust. Brad Pitt for Chanel embarrassment. And Gwyneth Paltrow’s 7 part Max Factor series is... well... Her first “persona” was the “writer”, wearing bangles and a blazer surrounded by paper -- click here Full Story

Baz makes Leo so pretty

December 20, 2012 18:11:01 Posted at December 20, 2012 18:11:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leonardo DiCaprio was never so pretty as he was for Baz Luhrmann in Romeo + Juliet. As Dean wrote last week when he eulogised Leo’s sexiness -- click here for a refresher -- that’s the Leo we keep clinging to, the one we see with our memories instead of having to look at him as he is in the real, now. Full Story

A sleepover with Mom

December 20, 2012 17:28:34 Posted at December 20, 2012 17:28:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Fame, INF

Duana and I talk about it all the time, as part of the “child of immigrants” experience. I’ve written about this already but the way we were raised, it’s jarring every time we see it. Because in our homes, there was no public display of affection. Maybe on your wedding day, but certainly not with a BOYFRIEND and definitely not at 18 and 23, what the f-ck? I still feel uncomfortable holding Jacek’s hand around my ma. Full Story

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