March 7, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

March 7, 2013 15:18:50 Posted at March 7, 2013 15:18:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ana! Happy 28th Birthday! I totally believe the bad years are behind you. Here, by request, are Trey Parker and Matt Stone. God I loved their Oscar stunt, still, so much, after all these years. Carley Allison is one in a billion -- diagnosed with a mega, mega rare cancer that required  a tracheotomy to help her breathe, for now. Full Story

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Porny is on Ellen today. They sent out a press release for it last night with a clip from the interview of her talking about, of course, because what else is there to talk about?, her pregnancy: Ellen: And have you learned anything with the first pregnancy? Are you doing things differently now? Jessica: Yeah, the first pregnancy I like let loose and I kind of ate everything that I wanted to eat and I just really enjoyed it.  Read Full Intro

Exes in the front row

March 6, 2013 22:04:52 Posted at March 6, 2013 22:04:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bertrand Rindoff Petroff/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

Of Bradley Cooper, that is. While Alec Baldwin and Shia LaBeouf are trying to out-dick each other on Twitter, Renee Zellweger and Zoe Saldana were keeping it all class in the front row at the Miu Miu show in Paris today. Click here to see the collection. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 6, 2013 21:15:49 Posted at March 6, 2013 21:15:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please Shia LaBeouf. This should be your patron saint. (Dlisted)

Oh comes the collaboration... (Too Fab)

OK, I am kinda curious what they’ll do with Princess Leia (The Superficial)

Is this a 3D dress because all I see is mesh and breasts (Just Jared)

How Selena Gomez and co spent their down time on the set of Spring Breakers, in bikinis, of course (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew & Cam on holiday together on the beach (Pop Sugar)

Rachel Weisz is basically saying she wouldn’t be like the Afflecks (Cele|bitchy)

Finally someone who articulately calls out the misuse of the word TOLERANCE (Towleroad)

Jennifer Aniston racing the clock? (Romance Beat)

Rihanna really does Instagram herself from every angle (Hollywood PQ)

Boy/Man Sh-t is also the Best Sh-t

March 6, 2013 19:52:45 Posted at March 6, 2013 19:52:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t is a common phrase we use here at LaineyGossip and one I stole from my friend Lara. It really is. But Boy Sh-t is pretty great too. Previous examples of Boy Sh-t include Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs Michael Cera (click here for a refresher), Michael Bay vs Hugo Weaving, and Shia LaBeouf vs Jason Clarke and Tom Hardy on the set of Lawless (click here Full Story

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Adam Levine’s Obscure New Hookup/Empire

March 6, 2013 18:57:45 Posted at March 6, 2013 18:57:45
Dean Posted by Dean

Adam Levine is allegedly* very freshly off the market, which is great for him, but better for us because this gossip involves the weirdest little piece of pop trivia. You see, Adam’s supposed new woman is apparently actress Amanda Setton. If you haven’t already scrolled down to check out her picture, you’re for sure wondering “who?”, because this girl has very low name recognition. Full Story

Demi Moore can’t let go or shouldn’t let go?

March 6, 2013 17:52:26 Posted at March 6, 2013 17:52:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Having trouble with this one and I need your help. Please weigh in. Page Six is reporting that Demi Moore will be filing divorce papers imminently. Ashton Kutcher already filed in December. They’re fighting over cash money. Apparently it’s taking so long because Ashton made a lot of it while they were married and doesn’t want to hand over a fair share. Full Story

Dusk Falls on Twilight

March 6, 2013 16:47:59 Posted at March 6, 2013 16:47:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Roshan Perera/ Splash

Does that even make sense? I don’t know. But I’m running out of times of day. And moon phases. Waning Gibbous on Twilight didn’t sound so good. Anyway, the MTV Movie Award nominations were announced yesterday. Mega Twi-Hard anxiety ensued because Twilight, which has dominated this event for the last few years, only received one nomination… and not even the most important one: Best Kiss. Full Story

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Justified 4.9: “I’m talking about who we are”

March 6, 2013 16:17:51 Posted at March 6, 2013 16:17:51
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Justified Season 4 Episode 9 recap SPOILER ALERT! LOOK AWAY IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED YET. I cannot believe Arlo is dead. It was inevitable, but I thought for sure he’d be there right through to the end. Then again, his relationship with Raylan had gotten so bad, where else did they have to go? Now we’re going to have to deal with the fall out of Arlo’s death, and also Colton killing Gutterson’s junkie Army buddy. Full Story