The suits still don’t get zombies

December 21, 2012 20:20:25 Posted at December 21, 2012 20:20:25
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The Walking Dead is one of the most successful shows on cable television, is AMC’s biggest-ever hit, and yet the suits in charge cannot stop f*cking with it. Despite rich source material that provides a blueprint for what to do next and building off an extraordinary pilot, this show doesn’t need a lot of management. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 21, 2012 19:47:57 Posted at December 21, 2012 19:47:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Um, I posted pictures of Mimi and... the internet in our cabin started working again. FOR REAL.

Duana’s name-nerding Oonagh in LifeStyle.

Paul Rudd tickles Silver Fox’s pickle (Dlisted)

Inspired by Tom Cruise: the short leading men of Hollywood (Too Fab)

A loser wouldn’t kiss a winner (The Superficial)

Gwen Stefani, good blazer (Just Jared)

I don’t know this girl but she has a serious name problem (Hollywood Tuna)

When people took their shirts off this year...and it wasn’t just Matthew McConaughey (Pop Sugar)

LeAnn Rimes tried to blame a 13 year old, then took it back. Is she related to the Lohans? (Cele|bitchy)

So, basically, James Franco could have helped Lindsay Lohan but f-ck the Oscars for getting in the way? (Celebedge now The Loop)

Since when does Kim Kardashian turn down advertising opportunities? (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears is actually wearing a good dress here (Evil Beet Gossip)

Jessica Alba shops at Target

December 21, 2012 19:33:48 Posted at December 21, 2012 19:33:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh please. Even Jacek looked at these shots last night and rolled his eyes. Jessica Alba is just like you, ok? She’s a mom now. Here’s a recipe for the best lasagne, and meanwhile she buys her baby toys where you do too... At the Target. Which makes her an authority on parenting. Full Story

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Celebrity Christmas Wish List

December 21, 2012 19:17:50 Posted at December 21, 2012 19:17:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Earlier this week, it was confirmed that Ben Affleck dropped out of Focus, a comedy about an aging con artist and a young sexy apprentice, played by Kristen Stewart. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

Scarlett as Maggie

December 21, 2012 17:26:03 Posted at December 21, 2012 17:26:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Previews for Cat On A Hot Tin Roof on Broadway began this week with Scarlett Johansson playing Maggie. As you know, Elizabeth Taylor was once Maggie. And, well, in light of the mess that was Liz & Dick, it’s now even more obvious what a sh-tty job Lindsay Lohan did. But the thing about Scarjo is that I can’t see that she would. Full Story

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Katie on Tom’s weekend

December 21, 2012 16:58:04 Posted at December 21, 2012 16:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who’s the genius pushing Katie Holmes out so visibly on the weekend Tom Cruise is trying to sell Jack Reacher? If there’s anyone to challenge Blake Lively’s fame game, Jesus, it might actually be Katie Holmes. A year ago, this would not have been your answer. Katie Holmes! Is a baller! There’s her ex-husband, doing what he can, desperately, to make sure his latest movie isn’t a bomb at the box office, and Katie steps out, with an appearance of her own on Letterman, as if to remind us, for those who’d forgotten, that she left him in the dead of night, escaping the clutches of his cult, rescuing their daughter in the process. Full Story

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Caya Holiday Picks for you last minute shoppers (PLUS GIVEAWAY)

December 21, 2012 16:42:43 Posted at December 21, 2012 16:42:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You can start celebrating Christmas now

December 21, 2012 16:01:10 Posted at December 21, 2012 16:01:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

GOD, did I need her today. Nothing stresses me out more than when I can’t get online. I’ve been cranky this morning. And then... Sunshine. My darling sunshine... Mimi, obviously. As I wrote the other day, it’s not really Christmas until Mimi’s in Aspen squished into a snowsuit and tottering on the ice in stilettos. Full Story

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December 21, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

December 21, 2012 15:43:50 Posted at December 21, 2012 15:43:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For my friend Cindy in LA -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY! This year, for your birthday, I wish you a trip to Canada. When are you coming to see me? I’m coming to see you -- first weekend in January. Let’s have dinner? Enjoy your birthday weekend! Heather! Happy Birthday and I don’t give a F-CK EITHER! Love to that spoiled Rosebud and if she gives you some attitude later, because I know she’s a sassy girl, tell her Marcus and Barney, as I write this, are stuck in the backseat of the car in a small town while their parents are ignoring them while trying to steal an internet connection. Full Story

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Quick promo off the top before we get into it... Tonight on CTV, right after the X Factor finale, I’m one of the panelists on Stars & Scandals 2012 hosted by Ben Mulroney, counting down the top 10 entertainment stories of the year.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

December 20, 2012 20:00:23 Posted at December 20, 2012 20:00:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh good. Ashley Greene has a chance now. (Dlisted)

As IF Lindsay Lohan didn’t back all the sh-t up but paid for it anyway (The Superficial)

I really enjoyed watching a teenager out-sing LeAnn Rimes (Too Fab)

Movie kisses of the year (Pop Sugar)

Angelina Jolie is cutting her eye at Jennifer Lawrence (Cele|bitchy)

Zac Efron on the set of Are We Officially Dating and no, it’s not a Taylor Swift music video (Just Jared)

Miss Universe is wearing a really, REALLY ugly dress (Hollywood Tuna)

James Franco. Porn Art. (Pink Is The New Blog)

Cute boyfriend jeans on Jessica Alba (Popoholic)

These metallic pumps look really good on Amanda Seyfried (Go Fug Yourself)