Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 17:14:35 May 7, 2013 17:14:35

And after all this MET Gala judging, this is how some of them spend the day (Dlisted)

This is FREAKING ME OUT (The Superficial)

I’ll be there for you... 9 years later (Too Fab)

Kanye West defends Kanye West’s girlfriend on stage at the MET Gala (Pop Sugar)

Natalie Portman and her son Aleph (Cele|bitchy)

Meanwhile...Tom Cruise is in Tokyo (Just Jared)

HORRIBLE dress on Victoria Justice (Hollywood Tuna)

Rihanna made them wait 3 hours and she wasn’t even at the MET Gala (Amy Grindhouse)

Pointy-toe white pumps on Cameron Diaz (Popoholic)

Leslie.Bibb. GO. (Go Fug Yourself)

Madonna: Queen of the MET Gala 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 17:10:32 May 7, 2013 17:10:32
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I can hear half of you agreeing, and the other half bitching that she’s an old hag. Come on. This isn’t a Gossip Girl ball, is it? Really, what did you expect from Madonna at the MET Gala Punk Night? Remember this? What do you think she was saying to herself when she put this together? Do you think she was hoping that you’d like it? Of course not. Full Story

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Worst MET 2013: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 17:04:51 May 7, 2013 17:04:51
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Maggie’s one of my regulars. As Duana said, similar to what was noted about Kirsten Dunst -- click here for a refresher -- Maggie could have owned the Punk MET Gala. She has great, eclectic taste. She has a unique, interesting look. She is not normally interested in dressing for approval. Full Story

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Best MET Part 2: SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 16:49:03 May 7, 2013 16:49:03
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YASSSSSSSSSS. With an A. YAS. This is Giles Deacon. You think her old friend Lee McQueen would have approved? Please. Those are TARTAN VELVET KNEE-HIGH BOOTS. And we haven’t even started on the headdress yet. It’s ridiculous. She knows it’s ridiculous. It’s supposed to be ridiculous. Full Story

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Best MET Part 1: Anne Hathaway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 16:12:47 May 7, 2013 16:12:47
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It’s a tie. First -- Anne Hathaway, no Annie here. This is how you come back from pink Prada nipples at the Oscars -- in an exquisite vintage Valentino with strategic sheer side breasting that isn’t at all low classy. And brand new blonde hair. Which totally works on her. Because it ages her. Full Story

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Pink Gwyneth at the MET Gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 15:53:44 May 7, 2013 15:53:44
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I am devastated. This is two years in a row now that Gwyneth Paltrow has under-delivered at the MET Gala. Last year she gave us a preview of Anne Hathaway’s eventual Oscar dress that was supposed to be Valentino but ended up being Prada because of Amanda Seyfried, except in silver. Click here Full Story

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Best MET Hair: Nicole Richie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 15:43:03 May 7, 2013 15:43:03
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Duana hadn’t seen this before she went to bed last night. Her first note to me this morning was: Love the hair, hate the dress. I guess the point of the dress was not to compete with the hair. But I agree. We could have used some personality there. Still... these were the style balls we were hoping to see. Full Story

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Best MET Androgen: Kristen Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 15:29:19 May 7, 2013 15:29:19
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In Stella McCartney. And before you go clutching your Reese Witherspoon pearls, remember it was Punk Night at the MET Gala. So even though this might not be your flavour, at this event anyway, it’s better than Michelle Williams and Blake Lively and Emily Blunt and Katie Holmes and oh my God, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson. Full Story

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Sienna Miller’s MET Studs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 15:15:33 May 7, 2013 15:15:33
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Am totally, totally, totally obsessed with Sienna Miller’s everything at the MET Gala. It is Burberry. It is English. It is...exactly. LOVE how this dress fits a little messy. LOVE the jacket. LOVE the intentional lank-ness of the hair, pulled back on one side, and is that a studded headband? Perfect. Full Story

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MET Men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 15:00:44 May 7, 2013 15:00:44
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Worst: Gerard Butler, obviously.  Whatever: Alexander Skarsgard.  Runner-up: Jaime Lannister in a bow tie! But even he can’t touch the ...  Best: Zachary Quinto.   Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake’s Nose-Ring at the MET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 14:35:31 May 7, 2013 14:35:31
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Mrs Timberlake went punk... with a Nose-Ring! How much do you love this so much? Here she is in Giambattista Valli and not Tom Ford. It’s not a bad outfit for the occasion. I quite like the webbed leggings. There’s something... Guns’N’Roses wedding about it all. Intriguingly however, it may not have been the original intended outfit for the occasion. Full Story

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