SMUT Soiree Toronto 2013!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2013 18:30:14 June 12, 2013 18:30:14

We sold out in less than half day on Monday! A THOUSAND! Thank you SO much for all your support. Especially those of you who have been coming year after year and some as far away as Spain. There’s a group of 40 of you who are travelling from all around the world to be there. Can’t tell you how honoured I am to have you there. Full Story

Yeezus is Amazing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2013 17:28:58 June 12, 2013 17:28:58
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Rick Davis/ Jackson Lee/ Splash

Sometimes things trend on Twitter and it’s nonsense. Sometimes what’s trending on Twitter deserves to be trending. Kanye West’s interview with the NYT is trending. And so it should. This is amazing. It is the most amazing interview you’ll read all month, maybe even all year. Full Story

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Diana, Naomi, sob!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2013 16:13:52 June 12, 2013 16:13:52

A teaser trailer for the upcoming Diana starring Naomi Watts has been released. It’s so obvious what they’re trying to do here. With the piano and the familiar imagery... And still... It works. Because we are SO familiar with that imagery. All it takes is a hairstyle. Or a dress. Full Story

Katie poses hard in white

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2013 15:33:26 June 12, 2013 15:33:26
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Wenn, Stephen Lovekin/ Getty

Katie Holmes seemed very vampy on the red carpet yesterday at the 3rd Annual Summer Party on the High Line yesterday in New York. I kind of love her white dress ...which probably means she didn’t design it? A drop elastic waistband always works for me. Also the gold cuff. Really too bad about the shoe game though. Full Story

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Denise Richards is a Latent Queen?

Dean Posted by Dean at June 12, 2013 15:20:59 June 12, 2013 15:20:59
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How do you feel about Denise Richards? Do you worship her staying power? Does she represent the worst stereotypes of LA trash? Is she your MILF-spiration? Well this is the week for us to examine our Denise Richards feelings because she is all over the damn place! Denise is doing the promotional rounds for Twisted, which is a show you’re either going to know everything or nothing about. Full Story

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Taylor Kitsch: a year later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2013 14:39:50 June 12, 2013 14:39:50
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Splash

It’s been a year since, well, since Taylor Kitsch’s attempt to become a big blockbuster movie star went bust. Texas Forever and Riggins for life, but there’s no other way to say it. So what do you do?  Hockey analogy seems to apply here -- we take it shift by shift, so let’s call last year the first period, and after a solid intermission, we’re now beginning the second. Full Story

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World War Z review

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 12, 2013 14:00:14 June 12, 2013 14:00:14
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Keystone

I don’t know how else to put it -- it’s bad. It’s a mess. It’s barely functional as a piece of entertainment and not at all as a movie. I don’t even know where to start. I could write a thousand words on how it isn’t World War Z, and a thousand words on its narrative failures, and yet another thousand words on the sh*tty filmmaking. Full Story

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Vanity Fair vs GOOP?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2013 12:55:46 June 12, 2013 12:55:46

OMG. So Good For Gossip...if it’s true. Let it be true! And if it’s true I’ll buy 10 copies and preserve 9 in vacuum sealed envelopes for archival purposes. Because one day, I dream, someone super rich will build a Gossip Library. Is Vanity Fair preparing a slam piece on Gwyneth Paltrow? According to Page Six Full Story

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Dear Gossips,

The Critics’ Choice TV Awards happened last night. I had no idea those even existed. Here’s what made sense: Game Of Thrones and Breaking Bad tied for Best Drama. Bryan Cranston won for Best Actor in a Drama Series.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2013 19:39:55 June 11, 2013 19:39:55

Steve Sanders never did it for me and he still doesn’t (The Superficial)

Terrible suit on Kevin Costner. Is it from the Dances With Wolves era? (Too Fab)

9?!? 9?!? You know 9 is the Chinese number for longevity? (FishWrapper)

All I see in Robert Pattinson’s selfie are those weird ass hands (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston’s chicken coop and constant supply of alcohol (Cele|bitchy)

Kate Hudson’s Spanish vacation (Just Jared)

There’s never good way to show off a leg in a dress slit, is there? (Hollywood Tuna)

Ke$ha isn’t drunk when she’s talking about being drunk...? (Amy Grindhouse)

Jessica Alba’s entire body looks lubed (Popoholic)

50 years of Johnny Depp (Go Fug Yourself)

Where are my dragons?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 11, 2013 19:01:25 June 11, 2013 19:01:25

Remember how there was a Hobbit movie last winter (and despite making a billion dollars worldwide, didn’t it feel like no one saw it?), and how there are two more still to go? Well the first trailer—with Czech subtitles (???)—for part two, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug has just been released. Full Story

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