He Who Must Be Named

Duana Posted by Duana at July 24, 2013 20:05:13 July 24, 2013 20:05:13
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Okay, they’ve announced it. I actually thought it would take longer, but seeing as the Queen was out to visit them relatively early this AM, I suppose she approved in plenty of time. Even the royals have to move faster in a 24-hour news cycle. George Alexander Louis, to be styled HRH Prince George of Cambridge. Full Story

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James Franco on a plane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 19:01:21 July 24, 2013 19:01:21
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Have you seen Spring Breakers yet? I put it on my iPad for my flight from Vancouver to Toronto the other day. Not really the best idea. Watching it on one of the plane’s personal seat viewers is one thing. But viewing it from your iPad, with much better resolution, so that the people around you can see your screen if they’re looking, is totally different. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 18:21:37 July 24, 2013 18:21:37

Do breast implants require smaller bikinis? (Too Fab)

Dildos and extinction (Dlisted)

Aubrey Plaza masturbates to Brandy, what? (The Superficial)

LOVE Michelle Williams for Louis Vuitton (Just Jared)

The black cone bra in this spread is ridiculous (Hollywood Tuna)

Jimmy Fallon is a father now (Pop Sugar)

I am now more familiar with this dude’s dick than I am with parts of my own body, WTF (Cele|bitchy)

Look, the grossest couple ever is helping you kill your appetite again (Romance Beat)

Celebrity grills. And I don’t mean the ones on your patio (Hollywood PQ)

The Out List, the book (Towleroad)
 

Kate Winslet, villain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 18:13:26 July 24, 2013 18:13:26
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Kate Winslet is currently shooting Divergent playing Jeanine Matthews, her first role in her acclaimed career as a proper villain though you could argue that her character, Hanna, in The Reader might be much more morally sinister. Kate calls it playing a “baddie”, and she decided to maintain her distance from the cast just to make them fear her that much more. Full Story

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Detach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 16:48:53 July 24, 2013 16:48:53
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Now that I'm moving to Toronto, I'll be able to take my ma to the movies. The process of taking the Chinese Squawking Chicken to the movies is, I imagine, kinda like taking a child to the movies in that your selection has to be very particular. For kids, no violence, no profanity, etc. For the Squawking Chicken, we avoid the talky ones, because she doesn't understand the language and also because she hates when people are long-winded, which rules out dramas. Full Story

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Hugh Jackman isn’t Bruce Willis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 16:02:22 July 24, 2013 16:02:22
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You know that already. But it’s a good time to point it out, again, because for those of you who would argue that it’s not Bruce Willis’s fault, and not the celebrity’s fault, well…how come Hugh Jackman isn’t an asshole? I know you think reporters are stupid and ask stupid questions. Full Story

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Baby vs Bachelorette

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 14:31:33 July 24, 2013 14:31:33
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Um… PEOPLE Magazine’s cover this week is not surprising – obviously the Cambridges and their baby boy king who arrived in time to make the deadline. It’s the only story. But is it? Over at US Weekly though, well, the royal child has been bumped in favour of a bachelorette. Full Story

Bridget Jones joins the Motherhood Industrial Complex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 14:02:48 July 24, 2013 14:02:48

The title of Helen Fielding’s new Bridget Jones novel Mad About The Boy was revealed in May – click here for a refresher. They’ve just released the book jacket. As you can see, along with a pair of stilettos, Bridge is surrounded by a toy giraffe, dinosaur, and a teddy bear. Full Story

And then there’s Bruce Willis…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 13:50:31 July 24, 2013 13:50:31
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I’ve never interviewed Bruce Willis one on one. I’ve stuck my microphone into a scrum of microphones at a premiere (that I can’t remember now) but I’ve never had to speak to him directly and hope that he speaks back to me directly. I hope I never have to because it seems terrifying. Full Story

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Katniss the fangirl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 13:30:57 July 24, 2013 13:30:57
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I saw this on Gawker last night during my evening rounds before going to bed. Going to bed on a Jennifer Lawrence high is the best. And she continues to be the best. It happened at Comic-Con. She was leaving the carpet and Jeff Bridges was just coming onto it and, well, she kinda Twi-Harded him. Full Story

July 24, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 13:13:48 July 24, 2013 13:13:48

Vancouver! It’s West Coast Ascot on August 10th – 1Karma’s annual A Day At The Races event is happening at Hastings Racecourse in support of Covenant House Vancouver. Hats, fascinators, polka dots, and TEA – you have to be there for an afternoon of preening, all for a good cause! Your ticket (for which you will receive a tax receipt) includes a 3 course buffet lunch and access to the exclusive patio, where you can practise your royal wave. Full Story