Honestly, Jessica Alba: Part 2

Maria Posted by Maria at July 30, 2013 14:45:21 July 30, 2013 14:45:21

Back in April, I wrote about Jessica Alba and The Honest Company acting like jerks towards a satirical parenting blog, The Honest Toddler. Click here for a refresher. At the time, The Honest Company took issue with the use of “honest,” but a mini social media backlash supporting The Honest Toddler quickly formed, and Alba & Co quickly backpedalled and even gave the blog a gift pack to give a reader. Full Story

Civilizing The Masses Again

Duana Posted by Duana at July 30, 2013 14:20:55 July 30, 2013 14:20:55

The Newsroom Season 2 Episode 3 recap In the first two minutes, Mackenzie points out that Will has to – and did – ask her permission to say “witless bullies and hapless punks” but seconds later, she’s begging him to remember what he said to her in the phone message. Full Story

Diana > GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2013 14:09:44 July 30, 2013 14:09:44

Princess Diana covers the September issue of Vanity Fair. It’s the timing – because of Georgie Cambridge’s arrival, “The Grandmother Prince George Never Knew”, and also that upcoming biopic, with Naomi Watts playing Diana, about her secret love affair with Dr Hasnat Khan. Full Story

Pitt Porn in Tokyo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2013 13:35:29 July 30, 2013 13:35:29
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Wenn, Michael Steinebach/ Splash, Ken Ishii/ TORU YAMANAKA/ YOSHIKAZU TSUNO/ Getty

Brange went to Tokyo to promote In The Land Of Blood And Honey and World War Z. They had three of their six kids with them – Pax, Vivienne, and Knox. Again… HOWWWWWWWWWW is it decided? WHOOOOOO makes the decision? Is it a family vote? Is it because Miss Zahara shrugged from the boredom of having already been to Japan a few times before? It is because the Chosen One Shiloh would rather stay home and play MMA fighters with her big brother Maddox? Anyway, as you can see, in addition to bringing half their brood, Brange also brought the Pitt Porn to Tokyo. Full Story

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Hot Harry in a hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2013 12:59:32 July 30, 2013 12:59:32
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Little G of Cambridge? Hot Harry is over it already. Like I said, while everyone else in the world was fapping over the birth of the new king, Harry was getting sunburned in the garden at Kensington Palace, enjoying the fact that no one was paying attention to his summer parties and how often his girlfriend Cressida Bonas was over. Full Story

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July 30, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2013 12:49:06 July 30, 2013 12:49:06

Rebekah! Congratulations on your engagement! Will it be a Thunder Bay wedding? Let me know about the date. I’ll run it by the Squawking Chicken. But you have to promise me you won’t get upset, even if you don’t like what you hear. That’s how it works with her. "Happy happy birthday to Janele from Gossip Con! There are so many words one can use to describe you and here are just a few: beautiful, fearless, loyal, loving, hilarious and JERSEY GIRL FOREVER. Full Story

Friday, July 26, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Every Tuesday I check iTunes for movie release rentals to download on my iPad for travel viewing. Oftentimes there are films that show up that I’d never even heard of before, even though the actors are recognisable.  Read Full Intro

SCHEDULE ADVISORY – Please read

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2013 18:41:21 July 26, 2013 18:41:21

Jacek and I are moving to Toronto. Today is our last day as Vancouver residents so we have a few things to get to and a lot of people to hug. This is why we’re tapping out early today. We are driving to Toronto instead of flying. Because of our dogs. We refuse to put them on a plane. Before you roll your eyes, click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2013 18:31:24 July 26, 2013 18:31:24

Sasha Finds wrap blouses in LifeStyle

Porny emerges after Ace (Too Fab)

I’ve watched this video for 60 seconds x 5 (Dlisted)

Skin protection is Miley’s new cause (The Superficial)

Why do Romeo & Juliet have purple hair? (Just Jared)

Carrie Bradshaw was the pre-Britney/Miley? (Hollywood Tuna)

Everyday Jennifer Aniston continued (Pop Sugar)

The NYT hates Pippa Middleton (Cele|bitchy)

I wish I could see this on someone else because I feel like Heidi Klum brings down everything she wears (Go Fug Yourself)

Little asshole, big loogie (ONTD)

Orlando Bloom loves feet (FishWrapper)

A week of Cate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2013 18:24:43 July 26, 2013 18:24:43
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Ron Asadorian/ Splash, Stephen Lovekin/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Cate Blanchett’s been out a lot this week to promote Blue Jasmine. The style porn has been amazing. I decided to wait and collect all her looks and post them all at once. My favourite, obviously, is the showstopper – the pink Balenciaga Edition. Look at that. It’s incredible. Full Story

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Watching Eddie sleep

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2013 17:58:41 July 26, 2013 17:58:41
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Eddie Redmayne was at the Giffoni Film Festival today. He wore his favourite pants and a beautiful shirt with his hair a little too strategically tousled. I’ve been waiting for new photos of him to come out because I wanted to write about what he said to GQ recently about how he was Twi-Harded on a plane recently by a flight attendant:  “I fell asleep, and when I woke up the man next to me asked, ‘Excuse me, are you someone important?’ I must have looked confused. Full Story

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