Punk Rock Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2013 17:58:17 May 2, 2013 17:58:17
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But first, Gwyneth Paltrow covers the new issue of UK Glamour, apparently “Britain’s No 1 Women’s Magazine”? The pictures are very clean, high end, kinda like how you’d imagine her home(s). If they asked for an artist’s rendering of “Classic Socialite”, this is what they’d come up with. Full Story

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Leo was there and so was Jen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2013 16:41:23 May 2, 2013 16:41:23
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Jennifer Lawrence went out for dinner the other night with her maybe re-boyfriend Nicholas Hoult - click here to see those pictures. Then she got on a plane and flew to New York. Last night she showed up at The Great Gatsby premiere. Lawrence did not walk the carpet but agreed to a couple of photos inside. Full Story

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Leo on marriage?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2013 15:52:31 May 2, 2013 15:52:31
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Leo looked good last night at The Great Gatsby premiere in New York. That’s a nice suit. I feel like maybe there’s too much red in his face in some of these shots and of course it’ll never be what it was when he was at his prettiest but then again, if Leo’s role model is... Full Story

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Reese acts sorry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2013 15:06:23 May 2, 2013 15:06:23
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It was a solid performance by Reese Witherspoon on Good Morning America today. Her voice was exactly the right level -- low, quiet, measured. She played humble and contrite. She said the right things -- being accountable, her actions were not acceptable, and doing whatever it takes to make it right. Full Story

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Cory & Lea at Game 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2013 14:28:45 May 2, 2013 14:28:45
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Cory Monteith completed a month of rehab last week and came home to Vancouver with Lea Michele just in time for the start of the playoffs. Here they are at Round 1 Game 1 of the San Jose Sharks vs the Vancouver Canucks last night. They put their faces up on the big screen in the first period, both tricked out head to toe in Canucks gear. Full Story

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Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Do you know what happened yesterday? It was the only thing worth knowing.

Mimi and Nick Cannon have a wedding every year. But this year, it was FIVE years. So...
They went to Disneyland.

Please.

You understand what that means, right? Mimi + Wedding... at DISNEYLAND. I’m just saying it can’t possibly be a sh-tty day. Here’s a photo she posted for Nick on Instagram to celebrate the occasion. Umm...when was this taken? Did you know that Mimi has a personal lighting technician who follows her around for the purpose of lighting any space she occupies? Is there a photoshopper on call 24 hours too?

More on Mimi’s 5th wedding later. For now...enjoy this:

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Am I really a f-cking bitch for not giving up my aisle seat in exchange for your middle seat just so you can sit with your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend? This keeps happening to me on flights. And when I say no, it’s like I’ve killed love, forever.

Gisele in neutrals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2013 20:49:10 May 1, 2013 20:49:10
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Gisele Bundchen was in London today working on a photo shoot for H&M dressed primarily in neutrals. The same could be said for the face. Here’s why they say supermodels are freaks of nature: she barely has any makeup on. Not sure how long Gisele will be in England but the Met Ball is on Monday. Full Story

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The Hugh Grant romantic comedy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2013 20:27:18 May 1, 2013 20:27:18
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It has been four years since Hugh Grant’s last romantic comedy, Did You Hear About The Morgans? in 2009. It was abysmal. Two years before that, Grant starred in Music And Lyrics with Drew Barrymore. Both films were written and directed by Marc Lawrence who also worked with Grant in Two Weeks Notice with Sandra Bullock. Full Story

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Jakey and all his friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2013 20:17:45 May 1, 2013 20:17:45
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It was Friend Day for Jake Gyllenhaal yesterday in New York. He had lunch with his End Of Watch co-stars America Ferrera and David Harbour (if you haven’t already, you should see End Of Watch, it was one of my Top 10 of 2012) and they were joined by Jonah Hill. This is why Celebrity Friendships are so fascinating. Full Story

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GOOP on fellatio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2013 19:43:49 May 1, 2013 19:43:49
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Why can’t this be the subject of a GOOP newsletter instead of recipes and meditation? Fellatio is Wellness, non? Last week Gwyneth Paltrow told us that her bush is styled for the 70s. Then we learned that when she and her girls, like Cameron Diaz, get together for sleepover parties, maybe they run around naked trimming their pubes Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2013 18:44:29 May 1, 2013 18:44:29

Sasha’s INTO c-nt punting varsity jackets in LifeStyle

I’ve watched that part 3 or 4 times now and it’s getting funnier and funnier and funnier to me (Dlisted)

They put Zoe Saldana in the worst dress possible for the cover of this magazine (Too Fab)

Is Mimi mad at Rihanna for jacking her butterfly? (The Superficial)

Amanda Seyfried > Liv Tyler? I don’t agree (Just Jared)

Oh look. Kate Upton’s bouncing her breasts and they made an Asian man the butt of the joke (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart out with friends (Pop Sugar)

Lalalalalalalala I refuse to believe this I refuse to believe this please let it not be true... (Cele|bitchy)

Pierce Brosnan on his sex symbol status (Romance Beat)

What Heather Locklear uses to stay young: semen -- see video (Hollywood PQ)

Kevin Spacey’s awesome photobomb (Towleroad)