Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2013 20:04:00 July 18, 2013 20:04:00

I wish Kristen Stewart was doing a remake of Private Benjamin instead (The Superficial)

A proper Disney Queen-off (Dlisted)

In other words, riding Olivia Wilde is better than spin class (FishWrapper)

Robert Pattinson finally leaves LA (Pop Sugar)

Juliette Binoche is working a Caesar hairstyle (Cele|bitchy)

So…if it wasn’t marriage that put George off Stacy, what was it? Ahem. (Just Jared)

Leave it to Sofia Vergara to make Terry Richardson’s photos look less skeevy (Hollywood Tuna)

Robin Thicke, the 5th Beatle (Evil Beet Gossip)

I like Hilary Duff’s top (Popoholic)

Amanda Seyfried’s head looks huge on this cover (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Jamie Foxx blue himself

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 18, 2013 19:54:56 July 18, 2013 19:54:56

In other EW-related news, they also had a teaser for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 featuring Jamie Foxx as the villain, Electro. He looks a million times better than Rhys Ifans did as the Lizard, so the sequel is already one up on the reboot. I especially like the way his brain is pulsing in the three seconds in which we get to see him. Full Story

They gave a cover to Carl

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 18, 2013 19:47:24 July 18, 2013 19:47:24

Entertainment Weekly is featuring a season four preview of The Walking Dead this week—no doubt a tie in to the show’s appearance tomorrow at Comic-Con—and they have three special covers. One is Officer Rick, one is resident badass Daryl, and the third is Carl. CARL. Everyone hates Full Story

Ham & Affleck together again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2013 17:47:47 July 18, 2013 17:47:47
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Frederick M. Brown/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

Ben Affleck directed Jon Hamm in The Town, released in 2010. Back then I didn’t know that… Hamm had it in him the way Affleck had it in him. Oh but he does. Can you imagine that wingman situation? Middle-aged women would moist themselves as hard as they do at a Twilight convention. Sure, I coulda used a different word there, but “moist” is so much more evocative, non? Hamm hosted the ESPY Awards last night. Full Story

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Selena and the athletes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2013 15:58:35 July 18, 2013 15:58:35
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

Selena Gomez was at the ESPY Awards last night. She wore red Dolce & Gabbana. You know what I’m starting to notice about Selena Gomez? I feel like every dress she puts on, no matter how different it might be, always looks the same, has the same effect. Why is this? I think I prefer her in casual clothes. Full Story

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Emmy Nominations 2013

Duana Posted by Duana at July 18, 2013 15:14:54 July 18, 2013 15:14:54
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

Is it weird that I am comforted by strangers I’ve never met on Twitter? Does it make a difference if they’re famous strangers? Because they are all saying the same thing this morning.   “Tatiana Maslany was robbed.” It was always the longest of long shots, of course – a Canadian show on BBC America, (largely) unknown actress, and a Sci-Fi premise. Full Story

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Are they offering refunds?

Maria Posted by Maria at July 18, 2013 14:42:23 July 18, 2013 14:42:23
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WENN

Crowdfunding for movies with established stars attached – it’s all a bit confusing isn’t it? Like, why would I give money to James Franco? (Read Sarah’s thoughts on it here). Not that I’m telling anyone how to spend their money, but $40 for a T-shirt from a movie that hasn’t even been made? Non-profit and charity fundraisers must be weeping. Full Story

Blonde Channing Tatum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2013 14:25:09 July 18, 2013 14:25:09
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MGG/ Splash

He’s in Chicago shooting Jupiter Ascending. And he’s blonde, the kind of blonde that looks tinted green in some light. You dig it? I … kinda do. That may be because I like him so much (by celebrity standards) or it could be because, ultimately, I’m one of those losers who misses the tackiness of the late 90s and early 2000s. Full Story

July 18, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2013 14:03:45 July 18, 2013 14:03:45

Jane! Happy Birthday from your sister Mira. So you’re spending part of the summer in Vancouver? Vancouver has been glorious for you. By request, here are Ryan Gosling and Tom Cruise pre-crazy, but, really Izzy is the true star. And Happy Birthday Christine from Sue! Ryan Gosling is also for you, and David Beckham, and Texas Forever, Coach and Tami Taylor. Full Story