Why is Michael Fassbender yelling at the blonde?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2013 13:29:40 June 3, 2013 13:29:40
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Here’s Michael Fassbender in Montreal over the weekend where he’s been shooting X-Men: Days Of Future Past. He was out with a blonde woman the other day. According to the photographer, as soon as he realised he was being shot, he “screamed” at her to stay away. So which method of evasion do you prefer? Leonardo DiCaprio’s running and dumpster diving? Or Michael Fassbender’s more verbal approach? Last week, Fassbender was photographed out for dinner with Bradley Cooper in London. Full Story

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June 3, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2013 13:17:08 June 3, 2013 13:17:08

Colleen! Happy Birthday with lots of love from GossipCon! We're so excited you are tearing yourself away from sweet Ione to party with us at SMUT. Only 3 more weeks...!  Full Story

Friday, May 31, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Prince Harry put on a tuxedo last night for The Walking Wounded Crystal Ball. Do you find his jacket a liiiiiitttle bit too long? I mean, it could be more tailored, non? Are you about to tell me that that’s a royal thing too? That they don’t keep up with tuxedo trends? But you know who can wear a tuxedo? Zachary Quinto in Cannes.  Read Full Intro

The Rains are extra long?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 19:42:50 May 31, 2013 19:42:50
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Game Of Thrones took Memorial Day weekend off and was replaced by Behind The Candelabra, temporarily. I’m OK with that. And I’m OK with an extended penultimate episode for The Rains Of Castamere. At least that’s what I think I read somewhere (which I can’t find right now so if I’m wrong I’m sorry). Full Story

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Jackman + Jakey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 19:28:46 May 31, 2013 19:28:46
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The trailer for Prisoners, starring Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal, was released yesterday. Hugh’s daughter goes missing. He’s in a rage trying to find her. Jakey’s the cop on the case. Paul Dano’s the creep who probably isn’t the creep since they’re making him look like the creep in the preview. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 19:12:59 May 31, 2013 19:12:59

Sasha Finds Alessandra Ambrosio's outfit in Lifestyle

Well this was predictable (Dlisted)

Porny’s high school throwback (Too Fab)

Maybe they were protesting Heidi’s super ugly dress (The Superficial)

Reese Witherspoon wears cute outfit while shopping for more cute outfits (Just Jared)

Selena Gomez looks really good in this photo shoot (Hollywood Tuna)

This week in celebrity selfies (Pop Sugar)

Ethan Hawke’s great description of kissing Angelina Jolie (Cele|bitchy)

Beyonce objects when she doesn’t get to fix her own body (IDLYITW)

Sandra Bullock’s little Batman (Pink Is The New Blog)

Really bad sateen jumpsuit (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Jessica Chastain’s nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 18:54:16 May 31, 2013 18:54:16
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Here are some photos of Jessica Chastain leaving Venice and then arriving at Heathrow today. I’d like to talk about her nose. I’ve just realised how much I love her nose. If you’ve been reading this blog a while, you’ll know that I have a nose fetish because of how I feel about my own nose. Full Story

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Someday, Someday Maybe – A Novel

Duana Posted by Duana at May 31, 2013 17:30:05 May 31, 2013 17:30:05
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Each summer has historically been a wasteland for Parenthood fans who juuuust got off the anxiousness of wondering whether their show has returned. But this year, there was Monica Potter being delightfully real in yesterday’s Hollywood Reporter Roundtable (click here Full Story

Jesse Eisenberg: dick or not?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 17:08:03 May 31, 2013 17:08:03
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Now You See Me is out in theatres today. The film is getting mixed reviews. I’d see it if I wasn’t on assignment in LA. Because, as you know, I’ve been working on a Jesse Eisenberg problem that I thought I’d grow while watching the movie. But there may be a setback. A few of you have sent me this link and I’ve been sitting on this article for a week or so now trying to decide what I think of it. Full Story

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What he does in his room

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 16:54:20 May 31, 2013 16:54:20

After a series of sh-tty relationships, she thought she’d finally found the one. He says the right things, he wants to be with her all the time, he isn’t embarrassed to be seen with her. And he’s not motivated to do much other than to be with her. Life is not particularly challenging for either of them. Full Story

Jordan Catalano still has great hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 15:29:30 May 31, 2013 15:29:30
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There. You see how easy that was? Duana just stopped whatever she was doing as soon as she saw those two words. Angela Chase is Duana’s spirit animal. If you ever really want to get Duana’s attention, just namecheck Angela Chase, or email her with the title MSCL. She’ll get back to you asap. Full Story

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