July 16, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2013 13:38:46 July 16, 2013 13:38:46

Amy! Happy Birthday with love from your sister Kate who can’t be with you in Cork today and is wishing you a great time tonight in the sun, with cake, and your kids Sean, Lara, and James. In your honour, posting a photo of local boy Graham Norton, who was recently conferred an honourary doctorate from University College Cork and won a BAFTA! Hope you love him as much as I do. Full Story

Monday, July 15, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Cory Monteith recorded a video message for the 2010 SMUT Soiree in Toronto. Cory had just been named the ambassador for Virgin Unite, with specific emphasis on youth homelessness. That year, in lieu of gift bags, we decided to make a donation to Covenant House Vancouver instead.  Read Full Intro

Mimi’s sling change

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2013 21:58:15 July 15, 2013 21:58:15
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There is no heart like the one of a butterfly who must ENDURE, you know? Our sparkle butterfly endured an injury last week but she found the strength, the courage to carry on. I realise this means nothing to you unless you know her song lyrics but still… Mimi’s sacrifice and bravery is universally inspiring. Full Story

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Hello Kitty Cumberbatch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2013 20:53:02 July 15, 2013 20:53:02

Benedict Cumberbatch is in Japan to promote Star Trek Into Darkness. As you can see, there was an enthusiastic crowd awaiting him there. What happens when a Hello Kitty is also a Cumberbatch Twi-Hard? Is it like combining Mariah Carey and a Belieber into one body? Someone needs to Frankenstein that for me. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2013 20:06:27 July 15, 2013 20:06:27

I can’t believe she’s not belly cupping (Too Fab)

Laugh, but can you sing live on stage in front of thousands of people? (Dlisted)

Miley’s money. Or is it half a dollar? (The Superficial)

Scarjo and McConaughey for Dolce and Gabbana (Just Jared)

Uma in a white swimsuit (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart smiles in a green shirt (Pop Sugar)

Serenity only cries when she’s happy (Cele|bitchy)

Bey and the BIC hit the pool (Socialite Life)

Blake Shelton did the opposite of Chris Pratt (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Melissa McCarthy’s big box office smile (I'm Not Obsessed)
 

Jakey, the model, and mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2013 18:12:46 July 15, 2013 18:12:46
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Although fans have creeped Twitter photos of Jake Gyllenhall and his new girlfriend Alyssa Miller together before, these are the first good pap shots of the couple, and they're holding hands, and they're with his mother. Last week I wrote about Alyssa's birthday and photos that she'd posted on her Twitter of the gifts she'd received and Jake walking her dog -- click here Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse is in love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2013 16:49:07 July 15, 2013 16:49:07
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With Cressida Bonas... This according to E! News, reporting that Prince Harry and Cressida are “definitely more in love than ever” with gushy details about how they’re all over each other all the time and Cressida goes to Chelsy Davy for advice about how to navigate the royals…what? No, but wait. Full Story

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Has anyone seen my Tamagotchi?

Maria Posted by Maria at July 15, 2013 14:13:00 July 15, 2013 14:13:00
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Floral mini dresses, Winona Ryder, and The Rachel haircut – the 90s were a cultural mixed bag that brought us some great things (Clueless, Reality Bites) and some terrible things (body glitter, 8-ball jackets). But nostalgia is a powerful emotion, hence Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy’s new relationship getting headlines (before everything went to hell over the weekend). Full Story

Robert Pattinson’s smile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2013 13:43:31 July 15, 2013 13:43:31

Dior has released a new photo from Robert Pattinson’s first campaign for the Homme fragrance. I know nothing about photography so is this…composition? Like one third is all dark, and the other third (the subway tile) is in shade, leaving the centre third the focal point – his beautiful face and beguiling smile? Or is the star of this photo meant to be his hand? Pattinson is gazing adoringly at the face of a model off-camera, an image meant to suggest intimacy as her bare legs lounge suggestively on top of the tub, as he sits in it…fully clothed. Full Story