Rooney Mara is shyyyyyyyyyyyy, OK?

February 13, 2013 15:59:24 Posted at February 13, 2013 15:59:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, B. Cool/ Splash

Rooney Mara and Jude Law are currently promoting Side Effects in Europe. Here they are yesterday at the Berlinale, photo call and premiere. She wore black and white Balenciaga for the daytime event, and black Valentino in the evening. Very strong styling. And smiling only with no teeth. Because as she told Vogue last month:  “Why should I ‘fake smile’? It feels disingenuous to me. Full Story

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Justified 4.6: “You’re turning a corner you can’t walk back around”

February 13, 2013 15:40:20 Posted at February 13, 2013 15:40:20
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Justified Season 4 Episode 6 recap Somehow we never talked about Timothy Olyphant’s “appearance” on Archer, which was fantastic. If only Archer could guest star on Justified… Well maybe we can have a scene of Raylan discussing his dream B&B. You know what this season is missing? A big bad. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston’s Birthday Week

February 13, 2013 15:32:04 Posted at February 13, 2013 15:32:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jackson Lee/ Splash, INF

It was Jennifer Aniston’s birthday on Monday. She’s 44 now. A monkey! PEOPLE Magazine celebrated their holiest day of the year with an article about, obviously, her hair. Jen’s been working in Connecticut on the untitled Elmore Leonard movie. Full Story

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February 13, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

February 13, 2013 15:01:39 Posted at February 13, 2013 15:01:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lorraine! Happy Birthday from Stephanie! "Amanda, (AKA Nanners), I speak for all of our girlfriends and I when I say that we are secretly kind of thankful you broke your foot into a million pieces and were stuck in bed for four months. It meant that you started writing again and we couldn't be more proud of you. Full Story

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Last October I gave a TED Talk crusading for Gossip. The video is now online. Click here to watch. There’s respectability in talking about John Travolta and all the masseurs, OK? As much, if not more, than any discussion about the football game.  Read Full Intro

H7 gives you the hand

February 12, 2013 22:05:52 Posted at February 12, 2013 22:05:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

Already! Her face here really does look like a combination of two of her brothers: Romeo and Cruz. Right? I don’t see much Brooklyn. Here’s H7 with her ma after the presentation of Victoria, Victoria Beckham F/W 2013 at NY Fashion Week today. Click here Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

February 12, 2013 21:52:30 Posted at February 12, 2013 21:52:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry it’s been lighter today. I’m on a pre-Oscar shoot for etalk that’s running long and still don’t know when it will be done. Will do my best to get back to blogging but there’s a small chance I’ll run out of time as I’m flying back to Vancouver tonight. If that’s the case I’ll be back full day tomorrow. Sorry again!

PERFECT for the Oscar diet (Dlisted)

Trying to decide if Kate Upton is, um, lopsided (The Superficial)

Check out Carrie Underwood’s face as she tries to convince you that she doesn’t hate Taylor Swift (Too Fab)

No joke, I’m really into the not-Beyonce’s look (Pop Sugar)

Look who got a fringe 8 months after everyone else (Cele|bitchy)

OMG Sean Penn is smiling! Has he found someone to love him? (Just Jared)

Is this a real person or a doll? (Hollywood Tuna)

How Lindsay Lohan pays her rent (Amy Grindhouse)

Natalie Portman’s cute sweater! (Popoholic)

Really like this dress on Elizabeth Olsen (Go Fug Yourself)


 

Coop & Zach

February 12, 2013 19:24:51 Posted at February 12, 2013 19:24:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Mirrorpix/ Splash, Gareth Cattermole/ Getty

There’s a new two part Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis interviewing several Oscar nominees. The clothing tells me it was shot just after the Oscar Nominees Luncheon. It’s good. I’ve included both below. If you hate Anne Hathaway you’ll be annoyed. I worry that Anne Hathaway is becoming a hate-watch. Full Story

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Taylor’s Harry beanie

February 12, 2013 17:48:12 Posted at February 12, 2013 17:48:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

I get sh-t on a lot for not sh-tting hard enough on Taylor Swift. She's a famewhore. She's desperate. She's controls everything. She made us think badly of Jakey Gyllenhaal for cutting out on her because they were too famous together. Sorry...? What I like about Taylor Swift is that she's competent. Full Story

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Kate’s in red Stella and rum for romance

February 12, 2013 16:39:43 Posted at February 12, 2013 16:39:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Kate Hudson wore red Stella McCartney to the ELLE Style Awards last night in London. I hate this dress. Not only because it’s red but because of those two lace columns running down the side. Please. If it were anyone other than Kate Hudson, they’d all be calling it hideous. You just don’t notice that much because her body is so sick. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake’s favourite song

February 12, 2013 16:08:10 Posted at February 12, 2013 16:08:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Polk/ Getty

As you know, Justin Timberlake’s The 20/20 Experience, his first new album in years, drops in March. Another song, Mirrors, has been released online. This is the one you can sing at/to your friends in the car in the summer. This is the one Mrs Timberlake sings to herself when she’s in her car by herself. Full Story

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