Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Dear Gossips,

The Academy has confirmed that they’ve asked the producing team from this year’s Oscars to return for next year. Craig Zadan and Neil Meron have strong relationships with many of Hollywood’s most popular and high profile stars. That was how they were able to get so many big names to participate. But it all hinges on the host, doesn’t? Tina Fey has already said she’d never do it.

I’m telling you. And I know it’s not the first time. But Justin Timberlake. It might be what we have to endure for a good show.

Last night I was looking for something to watch. I channel-stumbled on Kareem Abdul-Jabbar falling off a diving board, then flailing in the pool before being pulled out, clearly ailing and needing assistance. Then Joey from Blossom appeared, at least that’s who they said it was, and scared me with his face. What is happening on network TV?!?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

It’s almost Jeah! Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2013 21:09:41 April 17, 2013 21:09:41
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PacificCoastNews.com

No but seriously, how long before Dum Dum hooks up with Lindsay Lohan or Ebola Paris Hilton? This is Ryan Lochte arriving at LAX today in advance of the premiere of What Would Ryan Lochte Do on E! this weekend. 100% I promise you, this is what Sasha, who is addicted to bad television, will be doing on Sunday. Full Story

Are we still rolling?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2013 20:25:09 April 17, 2013 20:25:09
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Jackson Lee / Splash News, FameFlynet

Here are Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield being super cute flirty on the New York set of Spider-Man 2 as Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy. Were they rolling? Probably. But since they’re together in real life and we know they’re together in real life, there’s a possibility they may have not been rolling, right? Emma is currently shooting two movies at once. Full Story

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Carey Mulligan’s reality show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2013 19:55:31 April 17, 2013 19:55:31

A couple of weeks ago, when I was posting this article about Emma Watson, but really about Julia Roberts, I sent a video of that scene from Pretty Woman to Duana with a jizzy message about Julia attached. Duana, who appreciates Julia Roberts more than anyone else I know, wrote back: She was a STAR. Full Story

Honestly, Jessica Alba

Maria Posted by Maria at April 17, 2013 19:30:14 April 17, 2013 19:30:14
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FameFlynet

Yes this post is about Jessica Alba, but like so many conversations we’ve had over the past few weeks, let’s start with Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth is owning it right now, and no matter how much we huff and puff and roll our eyes, there is also a sick need for us, even though you don’t want to admit it, to pine for her WASP life. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2013 18:00:02 April 17, 2013 18:00:02

Sasha’s Into silver leather Bermuda shorts. That’s not a typo. In LifeStyle.

Tori Spelling wants you to look at her boasting about what her body looks like after four kids with KFed Jr (Dlisted)

Kid Rock vs JT and Jay-Z (Too Fab)

Sex tape, wedding video, totally the same (The Superficial)

Good dress jacket on Chrissy Teigen (Just Jared)

HATE Heather Graham’s shoes (Hollywood Tuna)

My ma always used to tell me this looked low classy. Is that sexist? (Pop Sugar)

Jada Pinkett Smith is a terrible writer (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried + the Smurfs (Popcrush)

This is totally kind of sort like how I want Rachel McAdams to be with Jake Gyllenhaal, or Kristen Stewart to be with Leonardo DiCaprio, isn’t it? (Romance Beat)

Oh this made me cry! (Towleroad)

Even you, Evan?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2013 16:50:27 April 17, 2013 16:50:27
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Dimitrios Kambouris /Getty Images, Ivan Nikolov /WENN

Belly-cupping. Even one of my favourites, Evan Rachel Wood, is belly-cupping. What is wrong with standing with your hands at your side? If Carey Mulligan, my beloved, belly-cups when she’s pregnant, I might have to stay in bed for days. In this case, the belly-cupping is taking away from a beautiful belted black dress. Full Story

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RDJ makes Gwyneth laugh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2013 16:23:01 April 17, 2013 16:23:01
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GF/ bauergriffinonline.com, Mike Marsland /Getty Images, KCS Presse /Splash News

I don’t know what he’s doing to make her dip her head and cover her face but it’s become standard now, whenever they’re having their pictures taken together, for him to do something to make her laugh. He’s the silly to her sophisticated. Just like Tony and Pepper! God I love the Tony/Pepper dynamic. Full Story

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Are you ready for Superman?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 17, 2013 15:53:55 April 17, 2013 15:53:55

Because he’s going to be very, very big. After the first trailer for Man of Steel came out in December, I expressed doubts—about Zack Snyder as a director, about Superman as a compelling character, about the overall tone being too similar to The Dark Knight trilogy (Christopher Nolan produced and developed the story for Steel), about the sadness of Superman’s beard. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: Birthday at Home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2013 15:04:37 April 17, 2013 15:04:37
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WENN, Keystone

H7 left Los Angeles yesterday for London with her siblings and her mother, who is celebrating her 39th birthday today. I love the shot of her with her hand on Brooklyn’s neck. They seem close and he has always seemed devoted to her and now seems less a child who needs to be minded than one of the adults who helps with the minding. Full Story

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Julie Taylor, is that you?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2013 14:41:25 April 17, 2013 14:41:25
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Jason Merrit/Getty Images, Brian To /WENN

I saw the name, but I thought it was mislabelled. I thought it was Leighton Meester. Or someone else... but I can’t quite place the name. Anyway, it wasn’t mislabelled. That is indeed Julie Taylor/Aimee Teegarden and it is tripping me out. They grow up so fast! Aimee was at the premiere of Call Me Crazy last night. Full Story

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