Beyonce Weekend

February 13, 2013 18:56:14 Posted at February 13, 2013 18:56:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Larry Busacca/ Dave Kotinsky/ Getty

This is Beysus in Elie Saab at the premiere last night for her HBO documentary Life Is But A Dream, about Beyonce, interviewed by Beyonce, directed by Beyonce. I reviewed the film yesterday. Click here if you missed it. In short, Beyonce’s direction totally sucks and this is why you have to watch. Full Story

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Rude, Thoughtless Little Pig Jr.

February 13, 2013 18:15:01 Posted at February 13, 2013 18:15:01
Maria Posted by Maria
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Jamie McCarthy/ Getty

It hasn’t even been a week and I already desperately miss Jack Donaghy. “Good God, I can see every line and pore in your face. It looks like a YMCA climbing wall.” And while Tina Fey and the writers were the creative genius behind his acerbic, WASPy insults, the delivery was all Alec Baldwin, who epitomized a charismatic and amoral one percenter. Full Story

James Franco arts up Kristen Stewart’s ass

February 13, 2013 17:52:51 Posted at February 13, 2013 17:52:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

James Franco's new art exhibit is called Gay Town. It’s showing in Berlin. Click here if you want to go. But first, maybe check out a few of the pieces here because you might want to save your money. Apparently Kristen Stewart provided some inspiration? As you can see, Franco features “K-STEW” as Snow White with her ass out. Full Story

Charlie Sheen's favourite charity

February 13, 2013 16:45:16 Posted at February 13, 2013 16:45:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Best story of the week. Lindsay Lohan is such a f-cking loser she's managed to make Charlie Sheen look like a goddamn philanthropist! Remember when Lohan showed up at AMFAR last week in New York and everyone was surprised because she's broke ass and definitely wouldn't be able to afford a ticket or a new dress? (No one is lending her clothing anymore, please. Full Story

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Rooney Mara is shyyyyyyyyyyyy, OK?

February 13, 2013 15:59:24 Posted at February 13, 2013 15:59:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, B. Cool/ Splash

Rooney Mara and Jude Law are currently promoting Side Effects in Europe. Here they are yesterday at the Berlinale, photo call and premiere. She wore black and white Balenciaga for the daytime event, and black Valentino in the evening. Very strong styling. And smiling only with no teeth. Because as she told Vogue last month:  “Why should I ‘fake smile’? It feels disingenuous to me. Full Story

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Justified 4.6: “You’re turning a corner you can’t walk back around”

February 13, 2013 15:40:20 Posted at February 13, 2013 15:40:20
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Justified Season 4 Episode 6 recap Somehow we never talked about Timothy Olyphant’s “appearance” on Archer, which was fantastic. If only Archer could guest star on Justified… Well maybe we can have a scene of Raylan discussing his dream B&B. You know what this season is missing? A big bad. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston’s Birthday Week

February 13, 2013 15:32:04 Posted at February 13, 2013 15:32:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jackson Lee/ Splash, INF

It was Jennifer Aniston’s birthday on Monday. She’s 44 now. A monkey! PEOPLE Magazine celebrated their holiest day of the year with an article about, obviously, her hair. Jen’s been working in Connecticut on the untitled Elmore Leonard movie. Full Story

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February 13, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

February 13, 2013 15:01:39 Posted at February 13, 2013 15:01:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lorraine! Happy Birthday from Stephanie! "Amanda, (AKA Nanners), I speak for all of our girlfriends and I when I say that we are secretly kind of thankful you broke your foot into a million pieces and were stuck in bed for four months. It meant that you started writing again and we couldn't be more proud of you. Full Story

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Last October I gave a TED Talk crusading for Gossip. The video is now online. Click here to watch. There’s respectability in talking about John Travolta and all the masseurs, OK? As much, if not more, than any discussion about the football game.  Read Full Intro

H7 gives you the hand

February 12, 2013 22:05:52 Posted at February 12, 2013 22:05:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

Already! Her face here really does look like a combination of two of her brothers: Romeo and Cruz. Right? I don’t see much Brooklyn. Here’s H7 with her ma after the presentation of Victoria, Victoria Beckham F/W 2013 at NY Fashion Week today. Click here Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

February 12, 2013 21:52:30 Posted at February 12, 2013 21:52:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry it’s been lighter today. I’m on a pre-Oscar shoot for etalk that’s running long and still don’t know when it will be done. Will do my best to get back to blogging but there’s a small chance I’ll run out of time as I’m flying back to Vancouver tonight. If that’s the case I’ll be back full day tomorrow. Sorry again!

PERFECT for the Oscar diet (Dlisted)

Trying to decide if Kate Upton is, um, lopsided (The Superficial)

Check out Carrie Underwood’s face as she tries to convince you that she doesn’t hate Taylor Swift (Too Fab)

No joke, I’m really into the not-Beyonce’s look (Pop Sugar)

Look who got a fringe 8 months after everyone else (Cele|bitchy)

OMG Sean Penn is smiling! Has he found someone to love him? (Just Jared)

Is this a real person or a doll? (Hollywood Tuna)

How Lindsay Lohan pays her rent (Amy Grindhouse)

Natalie Portman’s cute sweater! (Popoholic)

Really like this dress on Elizabeth Olsen (Go Fug Yourself)