November 13, 2012 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

November 13, 2012 14:17:27 Posted at November 13, 2012 14:17:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sheila! Good luck today! Kim told me how excited you were for her for GossipCon this weekend. And now it’s her turn to be worried for you. But only a little. Because today will be fine. And tomorrow you’ll be rid of it. Let me know how it goes. Good luck and get well soon! Happy Birthday Janessa with love from your cousin Michelle who wanted me to throw in a couple of hot Leafs. Full Story

Monday, November 12, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I’m OK. Of course it’s been hard, and even more so since there may yet be hope, but I was ready for it. I prepared. I’ve been preparing for months. All I wanted was one final summer, and beyond that, well, it was always impossible.  Read Full Intro

Adrien Brody is in love

November 12, 2012 22:42:44 Posted at November 12, 2012 22:42:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Gigi Iorio/ Splash

And when Adrien Brody is in love, it’s like he’s showing you his dick. Check him out at the Rome Film Festival with girlfriend Lara Lieto. Is this a man who’s telling you he’s found the woman of his life, or is this a man telling you how hot sh-t his girlfriend is and that must mean he’s some hot sh-t too? He’s not the first or only dude to have done this, no, of course not. Full Story

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Les Miserables Vogue

November 12, 2012 19:20:50 Posted at November 12, 2012 19:20:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And here we are, another year of American Vogue covers, and none of them featured Victoria Beckham. Anne Hathaway is December, understandably. She is Wintour-approved, and Valentino-approved, and she is the star of one of the most highly anticipated movies of the season, my favourite movie of the year, Les Miserables, which just happens to open at Christmas. Full Story

The Timberlakes give back

November 12, 2012 18:45:59 Posted at November 12, 2012 18:45:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, Splash

Two weeks ago Justin Timberlake was jumping on his wife’s head on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine. Then his dickhead friends put together a video exploiting homeless people for comic relief as a gift to the happy couple. JT subsequently issued an apology that was all about how funny he is, with no mention of the people he insulted. Full Story

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Warm Bodies: The zombie rom-com you didn’t know you wanted

November 12, 2012 18:17:50 Posted at November 12, 2012 18:17:50
Sarah Posted by Sarah

A year ago I wrote about the adaptation of Isaac Marion’s Warm Bodies, a YA novel about a zombie who falls in love and rediscovers his humanity along the way. At the time, I noted, “it has the chance to appeal to a broader audience [than Twilight] because the romance isn’t the main focus of the story. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 12, 2012 17:59:30 Posted at November 12, 2012 17:59:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Comparing Matthew McConaughey to Marc Anthony is...brilliant (Dlisted)

Porny’s pants are still a problem (Too Fab)

Bieber grabs the handlebars (The Superficial)

Megan Fox goes out after having a baby (Just Jared)

Can’t decide if I like Jessica Alba’s patterned jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

Little girls love ponies...and the paps are around to shoot it (Pop Sugar)

Why fangirls are mad at Ryan Gosling (Cele|bitchy)

Katie and Suri’s matching faces (Socialite Life)

Rihanna gets her ass grabbed (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Baby in a pom-pom toque! (I'm Not Obsessed)

Jennifer Lawrence in the lead, Marion in second

November 12, 2012 17:23:02 Posted at November 12, 2012 17:23:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Astrid Stawiarz/ Julien M. Hekimian /Getty

According to most experts who are called on to predict these things, Jennifer Lawrence, right now, early in the Oscar race, is the frontrunner to win the Best Actress Oscar for her performance in Silver Linings Playbook. (I keep having to remind myself to remove the “The” before the title. Full Story

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Cease and F-cking Desist

November 12, 2012 16:56:36 Posted at November 12, 2012 16:56:36
Duana Posted by Duana

(Like the title was going to be anything else.)  Homeland Season 2 Episode 7 recap I remain convinced that a threat is closer than ever, mostly because the show keeps telling me so – but in an episode that had a lot to do with marking time, we remember why Homeland is such a phenomenon: it understands not only the dramatic lives of CIA agents, but also the relatively banal internal lives of teenagers and families. Full Story

Jakey’s new brunette

November 12, 2012 16:14:22 Posted at November 12, 2012 16:14:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kiki, Reese, Taylor... No more blondes? Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal walking around New York on Friday with his best friend Austin Nichols and a new dark-haired girl on his arm, and attached to his hand. It’s been three days and, at press time, she’s yet to be identified. Not that the effort hasn’t been there. Full Story

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Seriously, how long can Tom Cruise do this?

November 12, 2012 16:00:19 Posted at November 12, 2012 16:00:19
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Handout/ Getty

The first image from Tom Cruise’s upcoming film, All You Need is Kill, was just released and while the image is not enlightening re: plot (it’s just a shot of Cruise in a futuristic mech suit running away from fire), there was a brief plot description included. Based on the Japanese graphic novel of the same name, All You Need is Kill is about a soldier who relives his last suicide mission over and over until he’s able to defeat an alien army. Full Story