Sleeping on hospital chairs

Duana Posted by Duana at March 4, 2014 19:53:16 March 4, 2014 19:53:16

Girls Season 3 Episode 9 recap How dare you make me emotional, Girls. How dare you offer up something fine and nuanced about one of the worst parts of adulthood – watching your parents become both more wise and more flawed at the same time. This is not what we signed up for. Where’s the coke and awkward blowjobs? For the second time this season I’m about to anoint this episode the best one Girls has ever done. Full Story

Justin Bieber’s Gossip Nostalgia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2014 18:55:22 March 4, 2014 18:55:22

Selena Gomez went to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Then Justin Bieber posted this on his Instagram: “Most elegant princess in the world” God that is gross. Full Story

Apollo. Apollo?

Duana Posted by Duana at March 4, 2014 18:39:56 March 4, 2014 18:39:56

I mean look, I guess they can name their kids whatever they want. I’ve seen them do it. And after you’ve had sons named Kingston and Zuma, you can’t easily call the next one Kevin. So I get it and, in fact, I like Apollo better than Kingston or Zuma. It seems like the kind of name that would be a hero in a tween sitcom. Full Story

No Fashion Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2014 16:56:03 March 4, 2014 16:56:03
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Katie Holmes’s publicist confirmed to Page Six that her clothing line Holmes & Yang, a collaboration with Jeanne Yang, is over. Not a surprise. They haven’t presented a collection in years. Full Story

A little bit of boy sh*t

Duana Posted by Duana at March 4, 2014 16:37:23 March 4, 2014 16:37:23

Look at the picture below. If it looks familiar, it’s because it was used yesterday in the open. There’s Steve McQueen jumping in joy at the front.  Now look all the way to the back... yeah.   See that guy back there, giving kind of a laconic peace sign? That’s the screenwriter,   John Ridley. Full Story

Hot Harry & Cressida: date night with her brother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2014 16:20:25 March 4, 2014 16:20:25

Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas went out for dinner last night in London after he attended a memorial service for Nelson Mandela. They were with her brother-in-law Sam Branson. They went to The Ivy. F-ck, why couldn’t I have been at The Ivy last night with Hot Harry and his soon-to-be-fiancee instead of on a red-eye with Team Rob Ford? Anyway, Cressida is living with Harry now at Kensington Palace. Full Story

The Walking Dead 4.12: “It’s just what people talk about”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 4, 2014 15:30:18 March 4, 2014 15:30:18

The Walking Dead Season 4 Episode 12 recap Notes from last week’s episode. Apparently there was some discussion about the guy who saw Rick while he was under the bed. I thought he was dead, but then on The Talking Dead Andrew Lincoln said otherwise. I don’t watch The Talking Dead, and stuff like that ought to be clear in-episode, but we’ll go with that guy still being alive, and since the man spotted on the porch as Rick et al fled is a recognizable actor, let’s also assume that the rape-happy biker gang will be back. Full Story

The Khaleesi’s FLARE cover and a new boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2014 15:10:43 March 4, 2014 15:10:43

Just over a month to go before the premiere of Game Of Thrones Season 4. So here’s the Khaleesi, aka Emilia Clarke, on the cover of the new issue of FLARE. It’s spring. It’s pink. And she is soooo lovely. I love this outfit on her. It’s a two-piece Burberry Prorsum and the shoes are Prorsum too. Full Story

Monday, March 3, 2014

Dear Gossips,

How f-cking cute is Steve McQueen? The jumping up and down? It was indeed a director/film split between Gravity and 12 Years A Slave with Alfonso Cuaron taking Best Director and the right film being immortalised. Because, as I suggested in one of our production meetings this week, do you get the sense that Gravity is the Avatar of 2013? How will we talk about Gravity in 50 years? Can you say that we’ll talk about it in the same way we talk about 12 Years A Slave? McQueen never seemed like he wanted to win the director prize anyway.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2014 23:19:04 March 3, 2014 23:19:04

We’ll be back tomorrow with the Girls and The Walking Dead recaps and other fresh gossip. Thanks for joining the Oscar recap! We’ve done things a very specific way here at LaineyGossip for award show wrap-ups so please know we appreciate your patience and your notes and even your hate. Thank you for clicking back today, all day. It’s been a 13,000 word day and we are so grateful to those of you who read each one. Have to crash now for a quick rest before heading out on the red eye to Toronto night. I arrive Tuesday morning and head straight to work to go back on The Social but the blog will be on regular schedule. Award season is finally over!

The Oscars can heal deep wounds (Dlisted)

This is the face of a future Oscar winner (TooFab)

Selena Gomez gets into Vanity Fair without Justin Bieber now (The Superficial)

Not a good dress on Alice Eve (Just Jared)

I barely recognised Britney Spears (Hollywood Tuna)

Hot Harry and Idris Elba. GO. (Pop Sugar)

Margot Robbie went dark, dark, dark (Cele|bitchy)

Gary Oldman was hilarious on Kimmel last night. The best facial expressions (Socialite Life)

Princess Catherine’s cheap lessons (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Lupita’s winning portraits (I'm Not Obsessed)