September 19, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2013 13:42:59 September 19, 2013 13:42:59

Elin! Happy 40th Birthday! I’m excited about your new fashion direction. Good luck with it all and let me know when it’s ready. Would love to see. As we celebrate you, why not promote a book we both love…and one that’s still not available in America which is why you had to buy so many copies in London. Full Story

Best Dressed Kerry Washington

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2013 21:21:02 September 18, 2013 21:21:02
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PEOPLE Magazine has named Kerry Washington the World’s Best Dressed Woman. Gwyneth Paltrow was named the World’s Most Beautiful Woman. That was polarising. Kerry’s crowning should be more popular, non? At least among those who aren’t white supremacists. As you know, Kerry Washington gets a lot of love here at LaineyGossip. Full Story

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Benedict Cumberbatch: Professional Smart Person

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 18, 2013 21:13:15 September 18, 2013 21:13:15
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He’s played real life mathematicians (Stephen Hawking) and imaginary ones (in The Last Enemy), and Very Smart People real and imagined (Julian Assange and Sherlock Holmes), and now The Batch is filming The Imitation Game, a movie about mathematician Alan Turing and his efforts to code-break the Enigma Machine during World War II. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2013 19:45:15 September 18, 2013 19:45:15

Cher is talking about Miley Cyrus’s uneven ass cheeks which basically means she thinks Miley should go to a plastic surgeon for that sh-t (Dlisted

This is my favourite Jared Leto song and it’s not his (TooFab

Lindsay Lohan has a boyfriend who appreciates the teardrop (The Superficial

Are you allowed to say “bitch!” at Disneyland? (Just Jared

How much workout wear does Vanessa Hudgens have? (Hollywood Tuna

Mark Wahlberg has his diploma (Cele|bitchy

What the f-ck is going on here? (Reality Tea

How Linda Perry proposed to Sara Gilbert (Romance Beat

I am obsessed with this page (Pop Sugar

Emily VanCamp and Josh Bowman and her dog (Hollywood PQ
 

Jakey’s into PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2013 18:14:34 September 18, 2013 18:14:34
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Jake Gyllenhaal has been everywhere promoting Prisoners, opening this weekend. This morning it was with Kelly & Michael. I was watching during makeup and by the end of it, every nipple in the room was turned up, he is that appealing. Mostly during the part where they played a game called You Don’t Know Jake. Full Story

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Well that didn’t take long

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2013 16:16:42 September 18, 2013 16:16:42
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

Liam Hemsworth hooked up with an actress called Eiza Gonzalez in Vegas the other day. They’ve just been papped kissing. You can see the photo here. I tried to buy it but E! News secured the exclusive for 24 hours and I don’t want to wait a whole day to write about this. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston is pregnant (says US Weekly)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2013 15:47:44 September 18, 2013 15:47:44

This is the new cover of US Weekly: Jen’s Big Secret – PREGNANT! She’s been pregnant 8 times this year already on the cover of LIFE & STYLE and/or IN TOUCH and/or STAR. But US Weekly is not those publications. US Weekly has a much better track record of exclusive reporting and good working relationships with Hollywood publicists that they wouldn’t want to f-ck around with if they weren’t totally sure. Full Story

Eva’s back from Iceland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2013 14:57:34 September 18, 2013 14:57:34
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An email came in from Carrol yesterday: Hello, I was wondering if you know where Ryan Gosling may be living now? Timely. Here’s Eva Mendes in New York yesterday. Last week she was in Iceland with Ryan Gosling where they’ve been hanging out. Gosling is editing his movie in Reykjavík and they’ve been living together there for weeks. Full Story