Mad Max Zoolander now comes with a cape

November 8, 2012 14:29:16 Posted at November 8, 2012 14:29:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Robert Pattinson’s L’Uomo Vogue shoot last week - click here if you missed the initial article. Now two more images have been released and this time, Jesus, Pattinson’s Mad Max Zoolander is wearing a Zorro cape. As you can see, he doesn’t know what to do with himself. Full Story

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November 8, 2012 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

November 8, 2012 14:12:51 Posted at November 8, 2012 14:12:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Phyl! Happy Birthday with love from Elaine and Hilary who requested for you some photos of Marcus and Barney and Tom Hardy with no beard and Riggins, Idris Elba, Aaron Paul, and George Stroumboulopoulos. All done! And for Angela and the Hinds Family who have lost their beloved Mischa who for three years had the greatest life -- Wherever she is now, she is grateful for those three years of love and happiness every single day. Full Story

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Dear Gossips,

God we loved the Election Porn. Duana, Jacek, and I sat for hours on the couch last night, lined up in a row, fighting over CNN and ABC. Jacek can’t get enough of the stats, and the county by county breakdowns. While watching he’d tinker around on his laptop, creating his own “election hub”, providing us with his own projections based on.  Read Full Intro

Cam wants a Brit?

November 7, 2012 21:04:09 Posted at November 7, 2012 21:04:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Tim Whitby/ Getty

Here are Cameron Diaz and Colin Firth at the London premiere of Gambit tonight. Gambit will be released in the UK on November 21. I haven’t been able to find a US date yet which isn’t a good sign. And, as I wrote last month, if you’ve seen the trailer, that probably doesn’t surprise you. Full Story

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This could have been the Brange of Scientology

November 7, 2012 20:08:53 Posted at November 7, 2012 20:08:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I just asked Maria what Kirstie Alley is selling and why she’s pimping herself all over Barbara Walters, forgetting that she’s on that Dancing Stars show and must not be eliminated yet. This, apparently, is how she’s trying to secure votes: by telling people that John Travolta isn’t gay. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 7, 2012 19:27:08 Posted at November 7, 2012 19:27:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry I’m behind schedule today. I had a meeting in the morning and am still trying to catch up. There’s MORE to come today -- I’m on it! While I’m writing though, please support my internet friends. Thanks for your patience and apologies again for the delay.

Sasha Finds a pizza necklace in LifeStyle

If you missed Diane Sawyer’s party last night... (Dlisted)

Miley Cyrus voted as herself... in the face (Too Fab)

Lindsay Lohan is blaming the police, obviously (The Superficial)

Jude Law is going to Rome...but what will his hair look like when he gets there? (Just Jared)

Bride of the Porn Ice Capades? (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart’s new dog... SO CUTE (Pop Sugar)

Really love this Scarlett Johansson cover (Cele|bitchy)

Umm...this is who Demi Moore is turning to as a matchmaker service??? (Celebrity Dirty Laundry)

What happens when you try to arrest a cop (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Great white dress on Jennifer Lawrence (Hollywood PQ)

Kristen Stewart: “keep them guessing”

November 7, 2012 18:07:31 Posted at November 7, 2012 18:07:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Fame, Splash

Kristen Stewart was on The Today Show this morning promoting Twilight. At the very end of the interview, Savannah Guthrie asked her about whether or not she was back together with Robert Pattinson. It’s gross and uncomfortable, these questions, getting them out of your mouth. I know because I’ve had to do it. Full Story

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Les Miserables on Election Night

November 7, 2012 16:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2012 16:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two new tv spots were released yesterday for Les Miserables, my favourite movie of the year. I already know it will be. I know I will love it. There is no way I won’t love it. The clips were broadcast across several networks during election coverage. Anyway, obviously, I cried during both. Full Story

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BaddieBey or Sasha Fierce?

November 7, 2012 15:28:50 Posted at November 7, 2012 15:28:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce is on Instagram. What? It’s big news, ok? It’s why her Tumblr became such an obsession. You would understand if you’re familiar with her Tumblr. Because Beyonce doesn’t f-ck around. When Beyonce does something, it will be better than everyone else, whatever it is. Full Story

November 7, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

November 7, 2012 15:15:16 Posted at November 7, 2012 15:15:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If I could be in Toronto on November 14th, I’d be going to The Frocktail Party. It’s a dress auction in support of the Juvenile Diabetes Foundation with exclusive items donated by Canadian notables including an Oscar De La Renta gown, a really cute Mary Katrantzou dress, and more by McQueen, Alexander Wang, Valentino, Matthew Williamson and Issa, the Princess Kate’s engagement dress designer. Full Story

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