Smutty Social Media, January 5, 2017

January 5, 2017 21:16:52 Posted at January 5, 2017 21:16:52
Maria Posted by Maria

Wale called her by the wrong name, I’m DEAD. (Yes I know she tried to clap back by copying his joke, it was weak. The millennial Ann Coulter will need to come up with better comebacks if she wants to corner that blonde neo-Nazi market.) Ok Tammy Full Story

Marion & Guillaume’s Rock’n Roll

January 5, 2017 20:28:06 Posted at January 5, 2017 20:28:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Sylvain Lefevre/ Getty Images

Does it seem like Marion Cotillard has spent the last 3 months promoting movies? There’s almost been no break for her. First it was Allied, with Brad Pitt. Then Assassin’s Creed, with Michael Fassbender. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 5, 2017 18:00:11 Posted at January 5, 2017 18:00:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dicks in a glass. Pretty sure this isn’t going to show up in Martha Stewart Living (Dlisted)

Janelle Monae’s hair messages (Just Jared) 

Meghan Markle has more rogue relatives (Cele|bitchy) 

Olivia Pope’s power coats are back! (TooFab)

Fergie on the beach in a green bikini (Hollywood Tuna)  

Andrew Garfield got high at Disneyland (Pop Sugar) 

The headline here should be what Mimi wore to buy weed (The Superficial) 

Emma Stone in a bowed sweater (Popoholic) 

I really love Princess Diana’s handwriting (Evil Beet) 

Casey Affleck’s week of winning

January 5, 2017 16:35:25 Posted at January 5, 2017 16:35:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Dimitrios Kambouris/ Jamie McCarthy/ Mike Coppola/ Mark Sagliocco/ Patricia Schlein/ Star Max/ Getty Images

Casey Affleck started the week, and 2017, at the Palm Springs Film Festival where he received the Achievement Award. On Tuesday he was in New York to accept the Best Actor Award from the New York Film Critics Circle where he read aloud some of the worst reviews of his career and people laughed. Full Story

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Chris Pratt’s version of events

January 5, 2017 16:04:18 Posted at January 5, 2017 16:04:18
Sarah Posted by Sarah

On Tuesday Lainey opened the New Year by writing about Ben Affleck and Hollywood dreams, the cost thereof (see also: La La Land) and also, how the ones that have Made It often reframe their success because, as Lainey put it, they’re “embarrassed” of their desire to be a celebrity. Full Story

Hot tubs solve problems

January 5, 2017 14:50:08 Posted at January 5, 2017 14:50:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been five days since Mimi’s shambolic performance on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. Every day there’s been a new headline over whose fault it was, whether or not Mimi was set up to fail, whether or not she failed because she’s lazy…and now, now she’s let go of her creative director, Anthony Burrell. Full Story

Batfleck hedges on Batman

January 5, 2017 13:49:51 Posted at January 5, 2017 13:49:51
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Ever since Ben Affleck signed on as Batman, it’s been assumed he would make a solo Batman movie for the Justice League era. The movie, as of now titled The Batman and penciled in for a late 2018 release, was assumed to begin production in the spring. Full Story

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Dear Gossips,

Gossip on hold today as I'm sick. Maybe something I ate? The goal is to get rid of it today so that the site is back to full service tomorrow with hopefully no more interruptions. I am very, very sorry to interrupt your gossip schedule. Back Thursday!

Yours in gossip,