February 6, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

February 6, 2013 14:52:28 Posted at February 6, 2013 14:52:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Heather! I’m sorry about the report cards. I’m sorry about the school board budgets. But I’m definitely not sorry about Richard III and how you showed your class all the new pictures. Grade 6? I wish my Grade 6 teacher was that cool. By request, here are Allan Hawco and Richard Armitage. Full Story

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Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Emmanuelle Riva and Daniel Day-Lewis did not show at the Academy’s Nominees Luncheon yesterday. Almost everyone else however was there, either to jockey for position or to get as much out of the experience as possible, because they may never be back.  Read Full Intro

Russell Brand > Pipsqueak

February 5, 2013 22:31:13 Posted at February 5, 2013 22:31:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pips can’t stop talking about Britney, even though he won’t admit to calling her a bitch. But then again, Pips was never any good at having a woman’s back, was he? Ask Janet Jackson. Russell Brand however, even though it’s well over now between him and Katy Perry, and even though she’s been messing around with a mega douche, he still has her back. Full Story

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Very blonde Jennifer Aniston in a beret

February 5, 2013 21:46:42 Posted at February 5, 2013 21:46:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here’s a very blonde Jennifer Aniston in Greenwich, CT working on a new movie, “the untitled Elmore Leonard Project”. Last year it was announced that she and Dennis Quaid had signed onto a film adaptation of Leonard’s The Switch. Obviously they’re still trying to figure out what else to call it. Full Story

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Cam & G by helicopter...and boots!

February 5, 2013 20:00:16 Posted at February 5, 2013 20:00:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best friends Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow were seen boarding a private helicopter yesterday in New York. Not sure where they were headed. The Hamptons? G doesn’t have her kids with her though. And she was seen out with Apple on the weekend in London so it’s unlikely she’d keep moving them around, especially during school season. Full Story

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All but Riva

February 5, 2013 19:39:27 Posted at February 5, 2013 19:39:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Kevork Djansezian/ Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

Emmanuelle Riva did not attend the Nominees Luncheon yesterday in Beverly Hills. That has something to do, perhaps, with the BAFTAs being on Sunday and it might be too much at her age to go back and forth from LA to London and then back to LA again in a week or so for the Oscars. Or maybe it’s because she’s not playing. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

February 5, 2013 18:33:16 Posted at February 5, 2013 18:33:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What. A. Boor. (Dlisted)

These three assholes CANNOT stop talking about their triangle. Like the low-rent Brange (The Superficial)

I am so used to seeing David Beckham in his underwear that it’s become beige to me. Is this crazy? (Too Fab)

Miley Cyrus hikes her shorts way up (Pop Sugar)

Lady Gaga’s assistant had to sleep with her in bed (Cele|bitchy)

Madonna takes her boyfriend and her kids to Kabbalah (Just Jared)

I like the colour of Hilary Duff’s tank (Hollywood Tuna)

Now this would be the ultimate test of the Motherhood Whitewash  (Amy Grindhouse)

What to wear on your wedding night (Popoholic)

Anne Hathaway must be saving up for BAFTA and Oscar (Go Fug Yourself)

Is this Jeanine Matthews?

February 5, 2013 17:34:59 Posted at February 5, 2013 17:34:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Winslet was photographed in London yesterday shopping at Tesco in black-rimmed glasses wearing her wedding ring, the first time it’s been seen since she was confirmed to have married Ned Rock’nroll late last year. It’s also the first time she’s been seen since it was reported last week that she’s in talks to star in the film adaptation of Divergent which starts shooting this spring in Chicago. Full Story

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Keira Knightley, Above Things and Royalty

February 5, 2013 17:18:24 Posted at February 5, 2013 17:18:24
Dean Posted by Dean

I feel a little weird about perpetuating that thing where gay men tell women that they should worship other women with model faces and even thinner-than-model bodies, so forgive me, but I think Keira Knightley is pretty much the best. She’s funny, she makes perfect period pieces (tweet at me if you wanna talk Anna K), she’s got great taste in skinny hipster boys, I could go on and on. Full Story

JT says it’s not “personal”

February 5, 2013 16:58:44 Posted at February 5, 2013 16:58:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
J. Emilio Flores/ Getty

I love writing about Britney and Justin. We all love remembering Britney and Justin. And it seems like Justin loves giving us opportunities to remember Britney and Justin. Thank you Justin. As you know, Justin performed at a pre-Super Bowl concert on Saturday night in New Orleans. Click here Full Story

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The worst season for bad hair

February 5, 2013 16:17:25 Posted at February 5, 2013 16:17:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Of course. It’s an honour just to be nominated. If you were nominated, come on, don’t lie, you’d want to look your best, wouldn’t you? You’d want to show yourself through the season at your fittest, with unblemished skin, and really good hair, non? Bradley Cooper normally has amazing hair. Full Story

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