The Afflecks & the SNL goodbyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2013 14:46:02 May 20, 2013 14:46:02
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You know who Jennifer Garner is? Jennifer Garner is Tracy Flick, with a lot more game, and she’s happy to play it in the background. Come on. Garner has delivered in the last 6 months like no one else, non? And to all her constituents. From Oscar voters to the MiniVan Majority, in mom jeans and baseball caps, at the school track meet and on the awards circuit, Jennifer Garner is the one who’s winning. Full Story

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Marion & Guillaume kiss in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2013 14:26:27 May 20, 2013 14:26:27
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Oh! I mean I was hoping for a few shots together on the red carpet, and maybe some handholding, but this is a MEGA bonus! Check out Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet, director, at the Blood Ties photo call in Cannes today. As you can see, their relationship is right. More than right. And the French press must have been going mad with it. Full Story

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Second Hand Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2013 13:46:34 May 20, 2013 13:46:34

Brad Pitt covers the June/July issue of Esquire. The profile was written by Tom Junod. In light of Angelina Jolie’s double mastectomy announcement last week, Esquire has posted additional thoughts from Junod to its website on the Brange relationship given what we all know now. Full Story

May 20, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2013 13:35:00 May 20, 2013 13:35:00

Jan & Jillian -- Happy 35th Birthday yesterday... from Baxter! Look at big Baxter at bed time! I can’t believe that’s the same dog. He has the best goofy face. Hope it was indeed a victorious long weekend. Long weekend birthdays are the best, non? Please tell me you exploited this. Full Story

Friday, May 17, 2013

Dear Gossips,

There was an 80s marathon on tv the other night: The Breakfast Club, St Elmo’s Fire, and About Last Night. Obviously it’s all I could do: stare at Rob Lowe and revisit my 12 year old self crushing with the same intensity and longing.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 19:50:56 May 17, 2013 19:50:56

Sasha Finds flat espadrilles in LifeStyle

God Christy Turlington is SO beautiful (Too Fab)

Hollywood Ebola infects Cannes...again (Dlisted)

Star Trek or Victoria’s Secret? (The Superficial)

Rooney Mara, the new face of Calvin Klein (Just Jared)

Yep. Who else but Sofia Vergara in this dress? (Hollywood Tuna)

Leo & Tobey, a love story (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes clear the room (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried Smurfs (Evil Beet Gossip)

At first I thought this was the mayor of Toronto (Gallery of the Absurd)

Jacek’s fall wardrobe (Go Fug Yourself)

Two French actresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 19:39:05 May 17, 2013 19:39:05
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Blue seems to be the sartorial theme for Berenice Bejo in Cannes. Click here to see the outfit she wore to the photo call earlier today. And here she is in a gorgeous blue blazer over white tulle at the Palais for the premiere of Le Passe tonight. Full Story

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The Spare ... is coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 19:04:29 May 17, 2013 19:04:29
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Page Six reported it first earlier this week -- that Beyonce is expecting it again. Both PEOPLE and US Weekly then cited sources that dismissed the rumours. But on Tuesday, Beysus cancelled her show in Belgium due to “dehydration and exhaustion”. Full Story

Jeremy’s new friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 18:00:38 May 17, 2013 18:00:38
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Jeremy Renner’s 8 month old puppy, Franklin, a French bulldog, died last year because he was overheated. I could barely get that sentence out. Jeremy, understandably, was devastated. Last week, Jacek and I took our Marcus to emergency at 4am because he had the runs. We were getting on a plane that day. Full Story

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Pomp, Circumstance, Humanity, and Truth

Duana Posted by Duana at May 17, 2013 17:50:18 May 17, 2013 17:50:18

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 23 recap It is a great luxury and a great relief to say that I can’t really breathe. The internet is a minefield today. Between Rob Ford (if you don’t know, please google ) and the Office finale and the VD finale and the Scandal finale, I had to pick my way around very carefully. Full Story

SMUT 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 17:44:36 May 17, 2013 17:44:36

June is SMUT month and I can’t wait to see you! Vancouver -- June 3 (on sale now) Calgary -- June 5 (on sale now) Toronto -- June 25 (on sale June 10) Dan Levy will be joining me at all 3 events. We have some surprises planned and a LOT of dirty gossip. Tickets are on sale NOW at TheSmutSoiree.com Full Story