Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2013 20:04:41 August 14, 2013 20:04:41

Even the Mother of Twilight is tired of Twilight (FishWrapper)

You know what Mimi must be thinking when she’s watching this, right? Because she doesn’t show up… (Dlisted)

Justin Bieber gives back ….and documents his giving back (The Superficial)

I’d rather see him with his wife than see him shirtless (Just Jared)

These booties look good on Hayden Panettiere (Hollywood Tuna)

A topless ginger…will you look? (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch in VOGUE (Cele|bitchy)

The Khaleesi in 50 Shades of Grey? (RomanceBeat)

Ryan Seacrest’s Instagram is an imitation of Taylor Swift and Home Alone (Cracked)

Lady Gaga, Joan Jett did this first (Hollywood PQ)

 

Gwyneth’s “significant problem areas”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2013 19:27:05 August 14, 2013 19:27:05
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Splash

Thanks to Belinda, who forwarded me this article written by Tracy Anderson, Gwyneth Paltrow’s trainer and business partner. It’s a long piece, and I’m not sure what it’s about, because I skipped directly to the part where she talks about G. And, frankly, this is what I’d recommend you do too. Full Story

Jen vs Jolie: the flight-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2013 19:03:59 August 14, 2013 19:03:59
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WENN

Apparently Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston were supposed to fly out to London on the same flight. When an airline employee noticed that they were both booked in first class, she alerted Aniston's people and Aniston ended up rescheduling. Stupid, stupid airline employee. Great gossip was thwarted by a stupid airline employee. Full Story

JT's late night in Philly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2013 17:05:12 August 14, 2013 17:05:12
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FameFlynet, Gilbert Carrasquillo/ Splash

Justin Timberlake was photographed in Philadelphia leaving a party last night at 2am and the photographers are saying he was with a blonde “mystery girl”, trying to create a scandal. I don’t think there’s a scandal. I do think there’s a non-famous person being extra about getting photographed which is drawing more attention to who she is and why she’s there. Full Story

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Halle Berry & Jennifer Garner vs the paparazzi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2013 16:15:14 August 14, 2013 16:15:14
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Keystone

Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner appeared before the Assembly Judiciary Committee hearing in Sacramento yesterday to urge lawmakers to pass tougher legislation against paparazzi when they’re taking pictures of celebrity children. Garner in particular became very emotional when discussing how her kids are harassed by photographers. Full Story

Little G's dad says he's really goodlooking Prince

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2013 15:50:15 August 14, 2013 15:50:15
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WENN

William stepped out for his first official appearance in Wales today since the birth of Little Prince George. He and Katy Cambridge will soon be leaving Anglesey when his RAF commitment ends in a few weeks. Will said they'll miss it there and thanked locals for welcoming them and protecting them too during the first days of their marriage and that Anglesey would always be one of the most special places in their lives. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart, student?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2013 15:08:41 August 14, 2013 15:08:41
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TASH/ Splash

New photos of Kristen Stewart out in LA yesterday. She had her puppy with her. And this gives us an opportunity to discuss a story that appeared in the UK's Daily Mirror -- not exactly slum dunk with their reporting -- about Stewart enrolling at UCLA. Full Story

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Jakey’s women on Twitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2013 14:34:48 August 14, 2013 14:34:48
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FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal in West Hollywood yesterday after what was presumably a lunch meeting. As you can see, he’s leaving with a binder. Script? Earlier this week, Jake, in the same clothes, was photographed out with his German shepherd, Atticus who, for some reason, is wearing clothing, and is very well behaved off-leash. Full Story

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Brady Family portraits at training camp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2013 13:27:45 August 14, 2013 13:27:45
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Keystone

Tom Brady was at practice yesterday with the Patriots in Foxborough. He was visited on the field by wife Gisele Bundchen and their son Benjamin. And then they proceeded to give up some ridiculously perfect family photos. There’s QB1, as he always is, being tactile and openly loving with his boy, as the model mother watches affectionately, and joins in too. Full Story

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Fawning over the Foreign Press

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2013 13:05:10 August 14, 2013 13:05:10
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Mark Davis/ Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association held a luncheon yesterday in Beverly Hills. You remember what Amy and Tina said of the HFPA at the Golden Globes? “There is no known cure for the Hollywood Foreign Press.” I just watched their opening monologue again. God that James Cameron joke still lands even after at least a dozen viewings. Full Story

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August 14, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2013 12:36:30 August 14, 2013 12:36:30

To KM, we wish we could have all been together with you on your wedding day to watch your dad walk you down the aisle: and to celebrate with you and G. We love you both, and wish you and G and your family a lifetime of happy memories! Love H, T, L  Full Story