November 1, 2012 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

November 1, 2012 13:47:31 Posted at November 1, 2012 13:47:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To the “QWAGS” Muffy, Puppy P, and Chazza who is pregnant with Baby Flake with love from Brella -- let’s see if FATMINGO takes off. According to you all this is the definition of FATMINGO: an arrogant, paunchy twat of a guy from the office with a penchant for pink shirts and wearing sunglasses on his head on casual Friday even though he’s a saggy 45 and clearly not a mountain biker/surfer. Full Story

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Twilight is about to be right up in your face, even more so than usual, for the next 3 weeks. But it’s the last time...right? Well, sure, until they reboot that sh-t in oh, let’s give it 6 years or less. Or until the Twi-Hards transfer their crazy over to Fifty Shades Of Grey.  Read Full Intro

Halloween Roundup

October 31, 2012 22:39:02 Posted at October 31, 2012 22:39:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sarah Michelle Gellar at her daughter Charlotte’s school today with ears and a skull shirt. Christina Aguilera took her son Max trick-or-treating. Is that how big he is now? Gwen Stefani and Zuma were out for Halloween in London having just arrived from Los Angeles. I love this kid. Full Story

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Porny Medieval Milkmaid?

October 31, 2012 18:57:23 Posted at October 31, 2012 18:57:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I dunno. What would you call it? Jessica Simpson’s freeloader is, I think, some kind of Braveheart. (As IF.) The child is a cute little chicken. The mother... As usual it’s a contrast in porny opposites: Little girl hair in two ponytails... All kinds of tits spilling over. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 31, 2012 18:37:58 Posted at October 31, 2012 18:37:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gene Hackman will f-ck you up (Dlisted)

Sofia Vergara’s wardrobe malfunction is now a Halloween costume (Too Fab)

Some random grabbing another random’s ass (The Superficial)

Zac Efron is prettiest at the Lakers (Just Jared)

Sofia Vergara for Kmart (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden hug (Pop Sugar)

Daddy Simpson was a sugar daddy (Cele|bitchy)

Kelsey Grammer’s newborn went to the Playboy Mansion (Evil Beet Gossip)

None of these costumes involve pants (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Miranda Kerr’s purple underwear (Hollywood PQ)

Benedict Cumberbatch goes for Oscar as the “fifth Beatle”

October 31, 2012 18:12:49 Posted at October 31, 2012 18:12:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

THR is reporting that Benedict Cumberbatch has signed on to play Brian Epstein, the late Beatles manager widely considered to be responsible for taking the band to superstardom, “the man who threw the biggest party of the 1960’s, but ultimately forgot to invite himself”. Full Story

Matching Brad makes up for the fontrum

October 31, 2012 17:52:55 Posted at October 31, 2012 17:52:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We all agree on this, right? Brad Pitt’s Chanel ad sucked. You know it sucks when a cast member from Glee parodies your sh-t. Oh they’ll find a thousand ways to justify and rationalise but Brad Pitt never intended to be made into a joke. Full Story

Getting “Mossed”

October 31, 2012 17:35:46 Posted at October 31, 2012 17:35:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Moss covers the new issue of Vanity Fair. I’ve been obsessed with Kate Moss for a long, long time. Some would say this is wrong. That’s she’s the wrong sort to be obsessed with. I get it. But the word “icon” is tossed around too often now. It’s tossed around too often for models. Full Story

Disney steps in, Star Wars safe at last

October 31, 2012 16:58:04 Posted at October 31, 2012 16:58:04
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Long-time victim of serial creator abuse, Star Wars, the plucky and beloved hero of generations of moviegoers, is reported to be in serious but stable condition at Disney Pictures in Burbank, California after Disney boss Bob Iger announced that, after being informed of the extent of abuse occurring at George Lucas’s remote Skywalker Ranch, he has successfully managed to break Star Wars away from the cycle of victimization and degradation it has suffered over the years at Lucas’s hands. Full Story

Taylor Swift gave up on Camelot?

October 31, 2012 15:39:06 Posted at October 31, 2012 15:39:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Finally, a week after every other outlet reported it, PEOPLE is confirming that Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are over. Which essentially means that they’re going with her spin on the breakup. According to PEOPLE’s “source”, Conor’s friends are saying that they’re done, and that they’ve “the feeling that she ended it”. Full Story

Aaron & Lauren back in LA

October 31, 2012 14:47:07 Posted at October 31, 2012 14:47:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a couple of months of shooting on location in Europe, Aaron Paul is back in the US with his fiancée Lauren Parsekian. They were out last night at Sayers, photographed leaving hand in hand. He looks really good. And... I don’t hate her pants, is that wrong? Also I just realised why she seems so familiar to me: Cindy Margolis, right? She looks like Cindy Margolis! I do this to make Maria crazy. Full Story

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