How come I’ve never seen this really hot picture of the Silver Fox? (Dlisted)
Having met Rosario Dawson a few times, I can confirm she IS spectacular (Too Fab)
Even Usher is over Justin Bieber (The Superficial)
It’s not conventional but I do love this Kirsten Dunst photo shoot (Just Jared)
This is Jacek’s favourite Smutty Tingle of the day (Hollywood Tuna)
Terrible, terrible dress on Andrea Riseborough (Pop Sugar)
Yes, Idis Alba. YES. (Cele|bitchy)
Ashley Green’s neighbours don’t feel sorry for her (IDLYITW)
A girl who makes good fries is definitely worth taking to the prom (RomanceBeat)
Sofia Vergara goes blonde (Hollywood PQ)
This will be the third article in the last week featuring Jon Hamm's dick. That is, if I were to submit an itemised list of my job assignments over the last 7 days, "write about Jon Hamm's dick" would appear 3 times. That balances out all those emails from Twi-Hards/Michael Fassbender fangirls/Henry Cavill fangirls/Benedict Cumberbatch fangirls, and Ashley Greene supporters (they exist, I know) voodooing the sh-t out of my life. Full Story
When she goes out with her ma, H7 is straight up fashion girl -- mostly dresses, mega shoe steeze, and always a great coat. If she’s going out with her dad though, H7 pulls out the active wear. Check her out today on a walk with David Beckham. Those chunk thighs are wrapped up in leggings under a warm red sport coat and matching kicks. Full Story
I don’t have very high expectations for Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby 3D. But that doesn’t mean I’m not seeing it. Please. I am totally seeing it. And I totally expect to be surprised. As in, oh sh-t, I was wrong, it was so good, so good I’m turning around for a second viewing. Full Story
Is playing Wolverine. No seriously. It is. It’s his life’s work. And you know what? He’s really, really good at it. Jackman has been, even through the awfulness of X-Men 3 and the unspeakable horror of Wolverine: Origins, the perfect Wolverine. But the material was definitely going sideways on him. Full Story
Polarising issue. We’ve talked about this before. And it’s one of those things that may be unfair to be judgy about, but still. Adults at Disneyland. Alone. No kids. Yes or no? It’s a loud NO and Gross from this corner over here. Even if Ryan Gosling is the one taking you. Full Story
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They did this last year too with Snow White, right? Mirror Mirror came out in March, just like Olympus Has Fallen, about the White House getting blitzed and Gerard Butler saving the president. Snow White And The Huntsman was released in June and same goes for White House Down, about the White House getting blitzed and Channing Tatum saving the president. Full Story
Justified Season 4, Episode 12 recap. Penultimate Justified. Last week’s episode was so crazy good I’m not sure how the remaining two episodes can top it. Season 4 started slow but has become the best season after season 2. While season 2 is still the most cohesive effort from Justified, with the strongest antagonist and supporting characters (although Colton Rhodes is the gift that keeps on giving), there is a lot to be said for the re-watchability of season 4. Full Story
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And what happens to them when he shows up with a puppy. It’s a tight morning and I’ve already wasted too much time obsessing over these. What? Him again. Of course. With that puppy. Or another puppy. (They’re changing them up every week, right?) Being all cute and irresistible. Full Story
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Sarah! Happy 40th Birthday from Nicole. And a shout-out to Teresa too -- congratulations! Both “my bitches” were her words, and all of you brought together by a cobalt blue comic sans font using crazy ass c-nt of a boss. After so much time, is there some affection there? Like do you enjoy telling that story as much as I enjoyed reading it? Happy 30th Birthday Ashley! Kendra requested Bradley Cooper, Christian Bale, and Chris Pine in your honour to “chase away her turning 30 blues”. Full Story
Tiger Woods is #1 again after winning the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill yesterday. It’s the 8th time he’s won the tournament. The comeback is complete. Winning, then, does take care of everything. Thanks Nike. Winning is the ultimate whitewash.
Oh, no, wait. Motherhood is also the ultimate whitewash. Because have you heard? Snooki is now apparently a “Feminist Mom”. (Thanks Sarah). Apparently she normalised breastfeeding or something and that’s, well, that’s enough, it’s all it takes. Men are redeemed by success and victory. Women by... feeding their children...?
I’m not saying I agree or that I disagree. All I’m asking is if this is the message.
In Victoria tonight for the first Faculty of Celebrity Studies stop with vitaminwater Canada. #rumorestimmortalis. Can’t wait to see you all there! Next: Edmonton and Winnipeg -- details are coming tomorrow!
Yours in gossip,