Nicole, Meryl, and Harvey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2013 21:04:15 March 26, 2013 21:04:15
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Deadline confirmed yesterday that The Weinstein Company has acquired distribution rights for Grace Of Monaco starring Nicole Kidman. So, you know what that means: he’ll be pushing Granny Freeze for an Oscar campaign next year. (By the way, the Oscars will be held back to March 2, 2014 to accommodate the Olympics. Full Story

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Little Baby’s naked phase

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2013 20:08:40 March 26, 2013 20:08:40
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I hear this from time to time from friends who have kids: “Oh she’s just going through a biting phase.” “Oh he’s just going through a fruit phase. He just wants to eat fruit.” And several times: “Oh he’s just going through a naked phase. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2013 19:56:17 March 26, 2013 19:56:17

Gwyneth Paltrow wants to flatiron your hair (Dlisted)

It’s kinda like...bingeing before going on a diet, isn’t it? (The Superficial)

Oh sweet Jesus. The Gender Reveal MANICURE! For f-ck’s sake! (Too Fab)

Just...show me a pimple. Or maybe they’re really bad at spelling? Something! (Pop Sugar)

Liam wanted Miley to be more mature so...he hooked up with January Jones?! (Cele|bitchy)

New Mad Men portraits (Just Jared)

Um...bunny (Hollywood Tuna)

Lampshade or umbrella? (Amy Grindhouse)

Please, please let my marriage last because I don’t want to have to do this one day (Popoholic)

Ummm... what is happening when Jessica Chastain and Ke$ha have to go head to head? (Go Fug Yourself)

Posh is a proper Fashion House

Maria Posted by Maria at March 26, 2013 19:49:58 March 26, 2013 19:49:58
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As she retires from “singing” (and posing) with the Spice Girls and settles (back) into life in London, Victoria Beckham is making it clear that going forward, she is all fashion, all the time. Her online shopping site launched this week, and her recommended pick? Sunglasses. Like a pair of $850 aviators. Full Story

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James Franco knows about “Hathahate”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2013 19:10:15 March 26, 2013 19:10:15
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Even though he claims he’s no “expert”. James Franco was interviewed by Howard Stern. And when you agree to be interviewed by Howard Stern, your publicist doesn’t get to go in there with a list of dos and don’ts. Well, he or she can try, but that list likely won’t be observed. Full Story

Eddie in a blue sweater

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2013 15:48:44 March 26, 2013 15:48:44
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Eddie Redmayne went to the theatre last night with his girlfriend Hannah Bagshawe in London. This post, really, is for Jacek, who has a hard-on for Eddie Redmayne or, specifically, “Eddie Redmayne and his girlfriend”. Because after the release of Les Miserables, people are googling that all day. Full Story

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Tom Cruise blows up the moon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2013 15:23:25 March 26, 2013 15:23:25
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They took out the moon? I just watched a new tv spot for the upcoming Oblivion and I think Morgan Freeman says they took out the moon. Has Michael Bay ever taken out the moon? Is this a Michael Bay movie? What IS this movie??? Tom Cruise’s Oblivion opens on April 19. He really has to start selling it now. Full Story

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Will Smith could have been Django, is a moron

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 26, 2013 15:11:27 March 26, 2013 15:11:27
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Will Smith’s career strategy is not a mystery. He’s spoken in the past about choosing roles because they would be blockbusters, about deliberately deciding not to pursue the kind of interesting and diverse roles like he did back in the Six Degrees of Separation days because he valued A-list success over credibility. Full Story

The Jolie’s gold band

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2013 14:52:25 March 26, 2013 14:52:25
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Angelina Jolie is in the Democratic Republic of Congo and Rwanda this week with British Foreign Secretary William Hague “to call on all governments to help eradicate sexual violence in conflicts”. Can you believe that’s even something that has to be actioned? That that is what we have to make a point of TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO DO? Hey, when you’re bombing each other and sh-t, can you please not rape the women and the children? (Jolie’s) 2011 film In The Land Of Blood And Honey depicted the experiences of women in the infamous rape camps set up during ethnic cleansing in Bosnia-Herzegovina, and was a catalyst for the UK initiative, the Foreign Office said. Full Story

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March 26, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2013 14:25:33 March 26, 2013 14:25:33

Sheena, I’m sorry for your loss. And I agree -- you need a laugh. I also agree that Justin Bieber is good for one. Enjoy. To Tina re: Iginla -- you’re right, it’s not happening with the Flames. And, really, don’t you think Feaster should have moved on this sooner? As for Iggy’s list -- can you imagine him playing with Sidney Crosby? PS. Full Story

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