Ashton Kutcher is Computer Jesus

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 25, 2013 15:36:11 June 25, 2013 15:36:11

Have you heard Bill Burr’s take on Steve Jobs? If not, you can watch it here. Burr can be pretty incendiary, but I’m kind of with him on his assessment of the Jesusification of Steve Jobs. I do think Jobs was a true visionary and that it was his point of view that guided Apple over the years more than any other—just look how badly the company floundered without him when he was forced out in 1985—but I also get his point about the way Apple was marketed. Full Story

Tom & Johnny at 50

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2013 15:15:16 June 25, 2013 15:15:16
Photos:
Wenn, Bauer

Oher titles I considering for this post: Hollywood Power Players under 5 ft 8 Rich dudes in lifts Anyway, is it possible that these are the first side-by-side photos of Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp? And during the one month window when they happen to both be exactly 50? Jerry Bruckheimer brought them together. Full Story

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June 25, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2013 14:56:03 June 25, 2013 14:56:03

The dogs in Alberta… so many of them couldn’t get out in time. Rocky Mountain Animal Rescue is trying to help. Please help if you can? They need blankets, dog food, crates, kennels, leashes, collars, gas cards, fencing, and… foster homes. Also, if you’d like to volunteer, please click here Full Story

Monday, June 24, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Jim Carrey is in Kick-Ass 2. This weekend, Carrey tweeted that he’s changed his mind about the movie. That he can no longer promote the film because it’s too violent: I did Kickass a month b4 Sandy Hook and now in all good conscience I cannot support that level of violence.  Read Full Intro

Tom's arm, Tom's awkwardness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2013 21:01:41 June 24, 2013 21:01:41
Photos:
Nate Beckett/ Splash

Tom Cruise showed up for Jerry Bruckheimer's Walk Of Fame star ceremony today. He had his arm around a "mystery blonde". So the photographers just didn't have an identity and didn't feel like waiting to find out before sending out these images. Ok. Is this a new romance? Perhaps. Full Story

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The Beckhams and Chinese money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2013 19:53:34 June 24, 2013 19:53:34
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TUNGSTAR/ Splash, Lintao Zhang/ ChinaFotoPress/ Getty

Have you read Crazy Rich Asians yet? It’s your summer fun book, I promise. Jackie Collins meets The Joy Luck Club. Crazy Rich Asians is all about crazy rich people in Singapore, touching briefly on Asian social hierarchy and snobbery. Like money isn’t just money, it also counts how old it is, and where it comes from. Full Story

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Face or Body: Toni Collette edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2013 18:52:23 June 24, 2013 18:52:23
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WENN

Here’s Toni Collette at the premiere of The Way, Way Back in LA last night. Great jumpsuit. Not really feeling the fringe, but I rarely do. And maybe there’s too much orange happening? Mostly though, it’s a good opportunity to talk about Face or Body. We talk about Face or Body often here. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2013 18:35:49 June 24, 2013 18:35:49

The dude who was Dick to Lindsay’s Liz is kinda like Jon Hamm (The Superficial)

How we feel about Kanye West’s girlfriend’s family…only WAY cuter (Dlisted)

We continue to be obsessed with watching if someone might die (Too Fab)

Kristen Stewart gets a tattoo (Just Jared)

I like Selena Gomez’s lip colour (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson throws a party with an eclectic guest list (Pop Sugar)

Thor cut his hair (Cele|bitchy)

Peeta’s real life girlfriend (Socialite Life)

Justin Bieber got bruised (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Helen Mirren double barrelled (I'm Not Obsessed)
 

World War Z’s triumph of mediocrity

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 24, 2013 18:22:31 June 24, 2013 18:22:31
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Wenn, FameFlynet

I’m in the middle of a horrible bout of food poisoning on the same weekend World War Z beat projections and earned an estimated $66 million at the domestic box office. Even if those numbers end up a little high, it’s still way better than the official projection of $40 million. World War Z, toothless adaptation of a beloved zombie classic, is a hit and Sarah is puking her guts out. Full Story

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Passenger Presumed Overboard. Deepest Condolences.

Duana Posted by Duana at June 24, 2013 17:29:35 June 24, 2013 17:29:35

Mad Men Season 6, Episode 13 So let’s be clear here. Los Angeles is Siberia, but also the Promised Land.   It is the ends of the earth and you’ll never return from it, and it’s also the only place where you can fix your marriage and hope to be happy.   It is the worst place to go, and it is the place everyone wants to go. Full Story

Miley’s ass to music

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2013 17:10:00 June 24, 2013 17:10:00
Photos:
Bauer-Griffin

Check out Miley Cyrus leaving a studio session the other day in a pair of very, very short shorts, so short you can barely see them, under a Bulls jersey, and striped heels with a buckle that looks like an ankle monitor. This is 20 – no cellulite, no stretch marks, not even the whisper of a bulge. Full Story

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