The World’s Greatest Actor

October 26, 2012 16:51:18 Posted at October 26, 2012 16:51:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is the cover of the new TIME. TIME also hosted the Lincoln screening and Q&A with Steven Spielberg and Daniel Day-Lewis, the World’s Greatest Actor, last night in New York. So in other words, everyone else, all the other 4 actors in the Best Actor Oscar category, be like Jessica Biel at Justin Timberlake’s wedding: just be happy to be invited. Full Story

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The smiling Afflecks

October 26, 2012 16:23:53 Posted at October 26, 2012 16:23:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Afflecks went to Spago for dinner last night. They were photographed on the way out, arm in arm, and Jennifer Garner was beaming. She was beaming earlier too when the paps shot her out for a walk/run with a friend. And he was in good spirits as he took his girls out to run errands. No missteps here. Full Story

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Celebrity Destination Weddings: Jen & Justin next?

October 26, 2012 15:57:13 Posted at October 26, 2012 15:57:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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(Lainey: Blake & Ryan were married in South Carolina, Hathaway & Portman chose big Sur, Justin Timberlake went to Italy -- the next celebrity destination wedding… Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux? I asked my friend Sara Graham from the travel presse Full Story

Johnny and the scarves at Elton’s party

October 26, 2012 15:15:31 Posted at October 26, 2012 15:15:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elton John threw a big party to celebrate husband David Furnish’s 50th birthday last night in LA. Johnny Depp showed up. And can you believe it? I think he maybe only wore 2 scarves. Just 2 and not 5! Still, definitely 5 necklaces. And an assortment of rings. But no waist chains. Which is a bonus. Full Story

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Why Do Vampires Wear Helmets?

October 26, 2012 15:00:30 Posted at October 26, 2012 15:00:30
Duana Posted by Duana

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 3 recap It’s not just a cutesy question, although I assume the answer is to protect themselves from the odd flying wood chunk. Why do they adhere to any societal norms like that? Do they wear seatbelts? Cross at the lights? They do, right? I further wonder who’s the one holding the gun to these kids’ heads demanding that they finish high school? I mean, Mrs. Full Story

The California Paltrow-Martins

October 26, 2012 14:31:34 Posted at October 26, 2012 14:31:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been almost 10 years since Gwyneth Paltrow married Chris Martin. And in that time, especially after they became parents, they’ve been photographed together side by side maybe half a dozen times, maybe? And never, ever on a carpet. They are so vigilant about being photographed together side by side that Chris will often book it down the sidewalk, leaving his wife to walk on her own, rather than give up the shot. Full Story

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October 26, 2012 - Smutty Shout-outs

October 26, 2012 13:56:08 Posted at October 26, 2012 13:56:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Cathy on your African adventure and ...engagement! Wishing you and Neil a happy and healthy marriage! Missy from Toronto has been betrayed in the worst possible way by humans. But she hasn’t given up on life. Please help her if you can. If these are her last days, please help make sure they’re the best, best, best days of her life. Full Story

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Dear Gossips,

The thing about Justin Timberlake, even though he does a great job on Saturday Night Live, is that it’s only ever funny on his terms, when he gets to dictate and participate. Otherwise you get the impression that he actually takes himself very seriously, that his sense of humour isn’t as fresh or as cool as they keep trying to tell us it is.  Read Full Intro

Newlyweds and lingerie

October 25, 2012 20:34:00 Posted at October 25, 2012 20:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chris O’Dowd and his wife Dawn Porter were in London last night at a lingerie fashion show. Chris and Dawn did not get married in Italy. For them it was a backyard. Or at least that’s what it looked like. They did not sell their wedding photos. This Full Story

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Deflated by Twitter: Jim Sturgess edition

October 25, 2012 20:00:39 Posted at October 25, 2012 20:00:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Jim Sturgess at the LA premiere of Cloud Atlas last night getting ready for Movember I guess? Or a movie role? The moustache doesn’t bother me. There’s something else that bothers me more. Lately I’ve been hearing here and there that Jim and his long-time girlfriend Mickey O’Brien are no longer together. Full Story

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Tina Fey Uses Her Powers For Good

October 25, 2012 19:38:03 Posted at October 25, 2012 19:38:03
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The one thing that kind of bugged me about Tina Fey’s Bossypants was that she used the word “grim” a lot. Situations were grim. Lighting was grim. People were grim.  She loves the word.  But maybe she finds that “g-r” construction evocative, because in this clip from last night’s Inaugural Gala for the Center for Reproductive Rights in New York, she makes the best use of “grey-faced” I’ve ever heard. Full Story