Jen’s haunted house

October 30, 2012 15:52:48 Posted at October 30, 2012 15:52:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I hate haunted house rides. Hate them in that I always want to do it and then when I’m doing it I always want to leave. Is it a control thing? Is it because in a haunted house you don’t feel like you’re in control? I don’t know. Because I love roller coasters. And it’s not like you’re in control of a roller coaster. Full Story

The best Bond ever?

October 30, 2012 15:20:07 Posted at October 30, 2012 15:20:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Skyfall is getting great reviews. Some people, prone to hyperbole, are even proclaiming that Skyfall is so great, it qualifies as the best Bond ever. They’ll be fighting over that forever. Let’s just agree then that Skyfall is better than the disappointing Quantum Of Solace and returns to the standard of Casino Royale which (come on, can we not fight about this one?) was awesome. Full Story

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His & Her Fragrances

October 30, 2012 15:01:32 Posted at October 30, 2012 15:01:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kristen Stewart is the face of Balenciaga Florabotanica. Now the other half of ROBSTENISUNBROKEN Robert Pattinson has signed on to represent Dior fragrances. According to E!, it’s a 3 year deal worth $12 million, an interesting marketing strategy and one that clearly targets the female consumer for a men’s product. Full Story

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Multi-tasking GOOP

October 30, 2012 14:21:46 Posted at October 30, 2012 14:21:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow was in Spain for a day to promote Boss Nuit for Hugo Boss. She wore black leather at a photo call and then orange/red on the variety show El Hormiguero. Am underwhelmed by both outfits, particularly the bright dress although the shoes she has on with it are pretty badass in how they somehow found a way to class up Shauna Sand. Full Story

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October 30, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

October 30, 2012 13:48:42 Posted at October 30, 2012 13:48:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Monica who moved for love to London (um, that doesn’t suck!) -- Happy Birthday from Rina who misses you so much and now me too because you can’t come to SMUT anymore...? Well, I suppose I’d skip SMUT for London too.    Full Story

Monday, October 29, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I miss last week already. Last week, we sh-t on Justin Timberlake almost every day. Please let this be sustainable. Oh weddings, babies, and Brange -- all guaranteed top sellers. Which is why everyone rushed to post the brand new Angelina + Children photos this weekend.  Read Full Intro

Hurricane insight into Lindsay Lohan

October 29, 2012 19:06:23 Posted at October 29, 2012 19:06:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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They’re bracing for a serious storm on the northeastern seaboard. Sandy could be one of the most catastrophic events in history. President Obama just addressed his nation, urging caution and pledging support. 67 deaths have already been reported in the Caribbean. As many as 50 million people could be affected. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 29, 2012 18:19:04 Posted at October 29, 2012 18:19:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christina Aguilera’s costume... is Christina Aguilera? (Dlisted)

Justin Bieber + Hedwig! (Too Fab)

F-cking imaginary bumpwatches. We will not be satisfied until everyone looks like they’re caving in on their stomachs, will we? (The Superficial)

Bond, Elizabeth, and Dr Ross! (Just Jared)

I wish I had the balls to shave the side of my head (Hollywood Tuna)

Anne Hathaway’s growing out her hair and it looks cute (Pop Sugar)

Javier Barden is a dick (Cele|bitchy)

People actually weep over Kellan Lutz. We are doomed. (Socialite Life)

Michael Bay approved in leather pants (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Um, no. Not hot. Not hot at all. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Gross Bear turns 1

October 29, 2012 16:43:24 Posted at October 29, 2012 16:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here’s JLO Bear at the UNESCO charity gala in Germany on the weekend. Amazingly enough, she didn’t have her Slum Bear with her on the carpet. He’s around though. Oh he’s around. It was their 1 year anniversary last Thursday. They proclaimed their Bear Love for each other on Twitter. Full Story

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Jen’s low-cut night out

October 29, 2012 16:06:47 Posted at October 29, 2012 16:06:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennifer Aniston and fiancé Justin Theroux hit up the LACMA 2012 gala this weekend. She wore an amazing long black dress, daringly low cut. And it’s very well done too. You can barely, barely see the figure skating sheer holding it together. But it’s there in a few shots where she’s twisted in a way that the material creases slightly, almost imperceptibly. Full Story

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