Mimi Shuts Down Harry Connick Jr.

Dean Posted by Dean at November 15, 2013 18:07:36 November 15, 2013 18:07:36
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Like the guy who brings a stick of butter to nuclear weapon fight, Harry Connick Jr. is now trying to throw down with Mariah Carey and failing hard. In case you missed it, the backstory is that Mariah was on Hot 97 the other day and said that working on Idol was “hell”, which is very believable and the most interesting thing anyone who works for American Idol has said since 1962. Full Story

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The Perviest Trailer You’ll Watch Today

Duana Posted by Duana at November 15, 2013 16:28:54 November 15, 2013 16:28:54

Yesterday was one of those days when everything just piled up. I was overly busy and felt like I wasn’t getting stuff done and just spinning my wheels, mostly due to a lot of family visiting at once. Which, of course, makes you feel like you’re a teenager again, and very much not in the good way. Full Story

Robert Pattinson in Rob Ford’s afterglow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2013 16:18:32 November 15, 2013 16:18:32
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It is a new day. And Mayor Rob Ford is at City Hall in Toronto. The morning is full of possibilities. Yesterday morning Ford talked about eating pussy and how much pussy he gets at home with his wife. Right now, as I write this post, I’m listening to him speak live on television about his executive committee. Full Story

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Posh’s heavy eye makeup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2013 15:34:21 November 15, 2013 15:34:21
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Karl Lagerfeld presented Victoria Beckham with a Bambi Award last night in Berlin. The Bambi Awards are distributed to visionaries and creative artists who’ve inspired the German public. How many Bambi Awards does David Hasselhoff have? Anyway, as you can see, Posh posed the sh-t out of herself. Full Story

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On Being A Wife

Duana Posted by Duana at November 15, 2013 14:59:14 November 15, 2013 14:59:14

Scandal Season 1 Episode 7 recap The question isn’t whether that’s a spoiler, but who I’m talking about in this explosive episode. Because it could be just about anyone, and that’s saying a lot. Let’s get the nonsense out of the way first, although even the nonsense is deeply compelling. Full Story

Please don’t tease

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2013 14:45:28 November 15, 2013 14:45:28
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Rihanna and Drake… Please don’t tease. Because I want this too much. I want there to be a Rihanna + Drake. Is it time, finally? The way I’ve scripted them in my imagination, Rihanna is the reason Drake hasn’t had a bonafide in so long. He’s been waiting for her to be ready. Full Story

November 15, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2013 14:15:13 November 15, 2013 14:15:13

Liz! Happy Birthday from your “sister from another mister” Shirley who also wants to wish you and Matt all the best for your upcoming wedding. And I’m supposed to tell you that you should have more than one bridesmaid. OK, but would you let me pick them? The   Alberta Animal Rescue Crew Society is currently looking after a puppy called Nero. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2013 20:28:38 November 14, 2013 20:28:38

Sasha Finds turtlenecks and Duana finds “A” names in LifeStyle
         
This is not the sex tape I want. I want the Rob Ford sex tape! (Dlisted)

Matthew McConaughey should write a Chicken Soup for Jennifer Aniston (The Superficial)

Here’s a couple I find more tolerable than Elizabeth Hurley and gross Shane Warne (Fish Wrapper)

Miranda Kerr was in Asia instead of Victoria’s Secret (Pop Sugar)

Gisele Bundchen doesn’t need mascara (Cele|bitchy)

Jakey’s so skinny…and now he’s injured (Just Jared)

Catsuits: for stage or can you just walk around in them, no problem, like jeans? (Hollywood Tuna)

Marky Mark says he’s not like the Kardashians (Reality Tea)

Blonde Ashley Greene looks like everyone else (Emily VanCamp) but herself (Popoholic)

Juliette Lewis’s most sedate red carpet look? (Go Fug Yourself)