May 8, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs
Posted by Lainey
at May 8, 2013 13:01:00
May 8, 2013 13:01:00
To Jen from Louise on your last day at work before your upcoming wedding in Northern Ireland -- Congratulations! I love that your wedding gift shout-out request is... celebrity mugshots. I’ve only included 3 of Lindsay Lohan’s because, frankly, I couldn’t keep them straight. The first one is my favourite because -- she doesn’t actually know where she is. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Apart from JLO Slum Loving down the occasion... God that was satisfying. The Dress Porn at the Costume Institute Gala was satisfying, wasn’t it? That’s what’s great about Dress Porn -- even when it’s bad, it’s GREAT. Read Full Intro
The Night’s Watch at the MET: Florence Welch
Posted by Lainey
at May 7, 2013 18:35:38
May 7, 2013 18:35:38
TIMOTHY A. CLARY /Dimitrios Kambouris /Larry Busacca /Getty Images, Joel Ginsburg /Andres Otero/WENN
There were so many different documents flying around on my laptop and I’m delirious from not sleeping and I totally blanked on this Florence Welch article that was just sitting there, waiting to be posted. Thanks for the reminder, Erin! Duana was right. Punk became Game Of Thrones theme night at the MET Gala. Full Story
Smutty Tingles
Posted by Lainey
at May 7, 2013 17:14:35
May 7, 2013 17:14:35
And after all this MET Gala judging, this is how some of them spend the day (Dlisted)
This is FREAKING ME OUT (The Superficial)
I’ll be there for you... 9 years later (Too Fab)
Kanye West defends Kanye West’s girlfriend on stage at the MET Gala (Pop Sugar)
Natalie Portman and her son Aleph (Cele|bitchy)
Meanwhile...Tom Cruise is in Tokyo (Just Jared)
HORRIBLE dress on Victoria Justice (Hollywood Tuna)
Rihanna made them wait 3 hours and she wasn’t even at the MET Gala (Amy Grindhouse)
Pointy-toe white pumps on Cameron Diaz (Popoholic)
Leslie.Bibb. GO. (Go Fug Yourself)
Madonna: Queen of the MET Gala 2013
Posted by Lainey
at May 7, 2013 17:10:32
May 7, 2013 17:10:32
TIMOTHY A. CLARY /Dimitrios Kambouris /Larry Busacca /Getty Images, Joel Ginsburg /Andres Otero /WENN
I can hear half of you agreeing, and the other half bitching that she’s an old hag. Come on. This isn’t a Gossip Girl ball, is it? Really, what did you expect from Madonna at the MET Gala Punk Night? Remember this? What do you think she was saying to herself when she put this together? Do you think she was hoping that you’d like it? Of course not. Full Story
Worst MET 2013: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Posted by Lainey
at May 7, 2013 17:04:51
May 7, 2013 17:04:51
Wenn, Dimitrios Kambouris/ Larry Busacca/ Getty
Maggie’s one of my regulars. As Duana said, similar to what was noted about Kirsten Dunst -- click here for a refresher -- Maggie could have owned the Punk MET Gala. She has great, eclectic taste. She has a unique, interesting look. She is not normally interested in dressing for approval. Full Story
Best MET Part 2: SJP
Posted by Lainey
at May 7, 2013 16:49:03
May 7, 2013 16:49:03
TIMOTHY A. CLARY /Dimitrios Kambouris /Larry Busacca /Getty Images, Joel Ginsburg /Andres Otero /WENN
YASSSSSSSSSS. With an A. YAS. This is Giles Deacon. You think her old friend Lee McQueen would have approved? Please. Those are TARTAN VELVET KNEE-HIGH BOOTS. And we haven’t even started on the headdress yet. It’s ridiculous. She knows it’s ridiculous. It’s supposed to be ridiculous. Full Story
Best MET Part 1: Anne Hathaway
Posted by Lainey
at May 7, 2013 16:12:47
May 7, 2013 16:12:47
TIMOTHY A. CLARY /Dimitrios Kambouris /Larry Busacca /Getty Images, Joel Ginsburg /Andres Otero/WENN
It’s a tie. First -- Anne Hathaway, no Annie here. This is how you come back from pink Prada nipples at the Oscars -- in an exquisite vintage Valentino with strategic sheer side breasting that isn’t at all low classy. And brand new blonde hair. Which totally works on her. Because it ages her. Full Story
Pink Gwyneth at the MET Gala
Posted by Lainey
at May 7, 2013 15:53:44
May 7, 2013 15:53:44
TIMOTHY A. CLARY /Dimitrios Kambouris /Larry Busacca /Getty Images, Joel Ginsburg /WENN
I am devastated. This is two years in a row now that Gwyneth Paltrow has under-delivered at the MET Gala. Last year she gave us a preview of Anne Hathaway’s eventual Oscar dress that was supposed to be Valentino but ended up being Prada because of Amanda Seyfried, except in silver. Click here Full Story
Best MET Hair: Nicole Richie
Posted by Lainey
at May 7, 2013 15:43:03
May 7, 2013 15:43:03
TIMOTHY A. CLARY /Dimitrios Kambouris /Larry Busacca /Getty Images, Joel Ginsburg /WENN
Duana hadn’t seen this before she went to bed last night. Her first note to me this morning was: Love the hair, hate the dress. I guess the point of the dress was not to compete with the hair. But I agree. We could have used some personality there. Still... these were the style balls we were hoping to see. Full Story
Best MET Androgen: Kristen Stewart
Posted by Lainey
at May 7, 2013 15:29:19
May 7, 2013 15:29:19
TIMOTHY A. CLARY /Dimitrios Kambouris /Larry Busacca /Getty Images, Joel Ginsburg /WENN
In Stella McCartney. And before you go clutching your Reese Witherspoon pearls, remember it was Punk Night at the MET Gala. So even though this might not be your flavour, at this event anyway, it’s better than Michelle Williams and Blake Lively and Emily Blunt and Katie Holmes and oh my God, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson. Full Story
