Thursday, July 4, 2013

Dear Gossips,

The Lone Ranger is getting some really sh-tty reviews. Which isn’t necessarily an obstacle for a blockbuster but in this case, some analysts are saying it might not make back its production budget. If so, Johnny Depp may not be as reliable as he used to be.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2013 19:32:49 July 4, 2013 19:32:49

It’s always going to be “two coffees” for Kaley Cuoco from now on (Dlisted)

Super classy swimwear (The Superficial)

Miley’s on holiday without her fiancé (Cele|bitchy)

Jonah Hill doesn’t care about the haters because Adam Levine is his friend (FishWrapper)

It’s Beckhams’ 14th wedding anniversary (Pop Sugar)

Liam Hemsworth shirtless (Just Jared)

Now this would be appropriate for Coachella (Hollywood Tuna)

Pffft. That’s like tipping money for Beyonce and Jay-Z. But you see how B was like Gwyneth there at the end? (Evil Beet Gossip)

These pants are showing up everywhere. I don’t know if I can get with them (Popoholic)

It looks so different on Sienna Miller than it does on Vanessa Hudgens, non? (Go Fug Yourself)

Monogrammed Gwyneth’s Independence Day colours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2013 19:20:25 July 4, 2013 19:20:25
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INF

She’s an American living in London (would she rather be a Brit living in London?) and she wore the red, white, and blue today, Independence Day, while out with her husband. Here are Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin shopping with a GPM bag. My G and I love the monogram. You think she monograms her pyjamas too? As I’ve said, many many times before, I take my pyjamas very seriously. Full Story

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Lovelace and This Hot Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2013 18:22:12 July 4, 2013 18:22:12
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Wenn, FameFlynet

So here’s what Lindsay Lohan will be watching obsessively, if she hasn’t already, when she gets out of rehab… You’ll recall, Lohan was supposed to play Linda Lovelace in a movie called Inferno. She even had all her makeup done for a photoshoot in advance because that’s all it takes – a wig and some eyeliner. Full Story

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Russell & Danielle together again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2013 17:16:08 July 4, 2013 17:16:08
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GoldenEye / London Entertainment/ Splash

Russell Crowe and wife Danielle Spencer were said to be estranged. There were all kinds of rumours about her hooking up with dancing people and him hooking up with Billy Joel’s ex and Samantha Barks and even Dita Von Teese. He denied everything and insisted that his work schedule was taking him away from his family. Full Story

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He Returns!

Duana Posted by Duana at July 4, 2013 16:01:24 July 4, 2013 16:01:24
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FameFlynet

Behold, the greatest delight the Veronica Mars Movie is going to present to us, or at least, the delight that will be mostly pleasure and not at all spiked with pain. Vinnie Van Lowe returns! I love him. I can’t help it. I love that reedy voice of his. Also, it should be noted that Ken Marino is drinking the blood of virgins or something, because he does not age at all. Full Story

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Happy Independence Day with Matt Bomer + Mark Ruffalo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2013 15:06:50 July 4, 2013 15:06:50
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KiwiKateLondon Ent/ Splash

I know I don’t need to explain to you why this is a celebration. Any day that includes Mark Ruffalo is a celebration. Ruffalo was on the set of The Normal Heart in New York yesterday with Matt Bomer. Bonus! The Normal Heart also features Taylor Kitsch and tells the story of one man’s experience with the AIDS crisis in the 80s. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart at Zuhair Murad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2013 14:34:30 July 4, 2013 14:34:30
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WENN

Kristen Stewart showed up in Paris today at the Zuhair Murad show, a designer I wish she wouldn't wear with so much frequency. Leave that sh-t to JLO. Here she is, in lace pants and a faux-skrillex, on her way into the presentation. I like the vamp. Stewart seems to be enjoying her time there, and gamely playing along with the fashion people. Full Story

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Kerry marries

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2013 14:17:42 July 4, 2013 14:17:42
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FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

Kerry Washington is our current jam here at LaineyGossip.com. Have you watched Scandal yet? Get on it! It was announced yesterday, just as her Vanity Fair cover feature was going wide, that Washington married football player Nnamdi Asomugha in Blaine County, Idaho on June 24. JUNE 24! That was two weeks ago! As I always say, you can keep your sh-t tight in Hollywood. Full Story

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Dear Gossips,

It's Tom Cruise's birthday today. He's 51. He was at Chateau Marmont last night, presumably celebrating. I've attached photos below of him leaving on his bike. In honour of his special day, I'm also attaching my favourite TC photo of all time -- you know the one.  Read Full Intro