Beyonce for H&M

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 16:44:41 March 21, 2013 16:44:41

They’re calling it a partnership. When did spokesperson become a bad word? This is Beyonce for H&M. They say she had a hand in the design of the pieces in the campaign, inspired by her “individual style”. Sure. And the advertisements, soon to be staring at you in the face while you commute, will read: "Beyoncé as Mrs Carter in H&M" Look, putting aside how you feel about her and how tired you are of choking on her ego, let’s examine this from a brand marketing perspective because it’s quite intriguing. Full Story

How January Jones comes on...and I’m still bored

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 16:03:49 March 21, 2013 16:03:49
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But first -- check her out last night at the Mad Men Season 6 premiere. Hate this dress. If it were all black it may be different. But the white and baby blue here is like eye shadow on a bride. And GROSS shoes. Jones, as you know, has recently been in the news for allegedly riding up on Liam Hemsworth at an Oscar party and since then he and Miley Cyrus may or may not have called off their engagement or are getting back together or never broke up. Full Story

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Kate Moss’s sushi box

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 15:24:23 March 21, 2013 15:24:23
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This is not a euphemism for anything. It’s actually exactly as it reads: Kate Moss’s sushi box. She designed one. For some sushi chain that’s opening in London. Apparently there are 40 pieces and it’s covered in sequins with her name all over it. So basically, you can go there, to the Sushi Shop and eat Kate Moss’s sushi box. Full Story

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Yeah, I’m still freeballing...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 14:54:51 March 21, 2013 14:54:51
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Is what I’m reading from this expression on Jon Hamm’s face. The suit material is thick enough to hide the outline. Here’s Hamm at the Season 6 premiere the day after it was reported that Mad Men producers politely requested he wear underwear ostensibly so as to contain his uncontainable junk. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling to retire temporarily

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 14:34:20 March 21, 2013 14:34:20
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Ryan Gosling is currently promoting The Place Beyond The Pines. In an interview with the AP, Ryan revealed that he’s decided to take some time off from acting. He’s currently working on his directorial debut. "I've been doing it too much," he says of acting. "I've lost perspective on what I'm doing. Full Story

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March 21, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 13:44:03 March 21, 2013 13:44:03
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To Keescha who’s coming off the late shift from Missy who... admits she’s an ass -- Happy Belated Birthday! She grovelled, Keescha. She promised to not sh-t on Gwyneth Paltrow AND watch Friday Night Lights. Is she forgiven? Melissa! Happy Birthday from Angelica who requested Tom Hardy + Puppy for you which means. Full Story

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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Dear Gossips,

It finally happened. After a two year drought, it’s finally happened. I’ve fallen in love... with a book! The last time was Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head and I worried she’d ruined me forever.  Read Full Intro

Snow and no socks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 20:55:54 March 20, 2013 20:55:54
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It’s the first day of Spring! Here’s what that looks like at my house -- sunbathing! Sorry. I know for some of you there was a fresh dump of snow. Put it this way -- all it ever does it rain, rain, rain here in Vancouver. Full Story

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So the sex glow wore off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 20:04:35 March 20, 2013 20:04:35

And Taylor Swift says I told you so. US Weekly broke the story yesterday that Katy Perry and John Mayer done, for now. The breakup covers the new issue of PEOPLE. And the reason? The safe reason is “scheduling”. Full Story

Shailene Woodley and The Fault In Our Stars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 19:19:21 March 20, 2013 19:19:21
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I apologise in advance. For many of you, The Fault In Our Stars by John Green was one of the best books of 2012. I liked it ok. But I didn’t love it. I didn’t cry. I tried to cry, I did. But it just wasn’t there for me. And I’m sorry. Maybe it’s because I’ve read a lot of YA? Green’s Looking For Alaska and Will Grayson, Will Grayson were better, in my mind. Full Story

Lynne Ramsay & Jane Got A Gun

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 20, 2013 19:01:20 March 20, 2013 19:01:20
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To everyone who’s asked “have you heard about Lynne Ramsay” in the last 24 hours, the answer is yes, I, like you, heard about her abrupt departure from Jane Got a Gun on Monday. I waited to write about it, though, because I was hoping we would hear FROM Ramsay, not just ABOUT her. Full Story