Best Globes Wife: Jennifer Garner

January 14, 2013 23:01:15 Posted at January 14, 2013 23:01:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You know why. Because she cleaned up his mess. This is what she does. He forgets to thank George Clooney and Grant Heslov and he tells her to get up there and fix it for him. She’s been fixing it for him for almost 10 years now. Ben Affleck, the award winning director, was fixed by Jennifer Garner. Full Story

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Best Globes (Dance) Couple: Sofia Vergara & Ben Affleck

January 14, 2013 22:51:28 Posted at January 14, 2013 22:51:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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What? I’m just saying, they looked like they were having a lot of fun together on the red carpet. There are so many reasons to love Sofia Vergara a lot. This boring dress is not one of those reasons, but whatever. My point is she makes me smile. I look at her and I smile. I listen to her and I smile. Full Story

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Slum Love at the Globes

January 14, 2013 22:40:48 Posted at January 14, 2013 22:40:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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She had to bring him. She had to. She could not face the Afflecks alone. I don’t understand why. If I’m JLO, I’d face the Afflecks alone every.single.time. Especially in this dress. No, I don’t like this dress. In fact, I think it’s a gross dress -- much more typical of Zuhair Murad than Marion Cotillard’s last week Full Story

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Globes Groan: Lena Dunham

January 14, 2013 22:27:44 Posted at January 14, 2013 22:27:44
Duana Posted by Duana
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Oh my Lord with the Dunham and the backlash and the whiplash. Why is it that everyone else can have opinions about everything else but the Lena Dunham situation makes it impossible to have a dissenting opinion? After watching last night I have to suspect people feel protective of her. She’s so gosh-golly and I forget that part of it. Full Story

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Globes Best Table: Julia and Leo

January 14, 2013 22:17:53 Posted at January 14, 2013 22:17:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Any time Julia Roberts is there, hers in the best table, OK? This is the rule and it’s sacred. And when she’s seated next to Leonardo DiCaprio? Please. There’s no argument here. You won’t win this argument. How can you win this argument when she has her glasses on, probably lecturing him about something, or laughing about Jennifer Lopez’s waiter-bear, as her husband sits mute on the other side? And then there’s her dress. Full Story

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Worst Globes Letdown: Anne Hathaway

January 14, 2013 22:02:14 Posted at January 14, 2013 22:02:14
Duana Posted by Duana
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I don’t know why it has to be so hard. Anne Hathaway started the night off so strong: white dress, as is often her wont, cute hair, and the key to everything – Amy and Tina on her side with a joke early on.  For a girl like me, someone who tries to like Anne Hathaway very much, and often feels like she gets a bad rap for being earnest, instead of the insufferable most people paint her as, there starts to be a little bit of hope. Full Story

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Best Globes Jacket: Robert Downey Jr

January 14, 2013 21:42:42 Posted at January 14, 2013 21:42:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You have to have a certain personality for this jacket. Ben Affleck could not have pulled off this jacket. Definitely not Leonardo DiCaprio. Ryan Gosling? You know what? Yeah, he probably could. And definitely, definitely RDJ. Love the colour, love the texture, love the length, love the bowtie, love it without the bowtie at the after-party too. Full Story

Best Globes Style: Kerry Washington

January 14, 2013 21:37:00 Posted at January 14, 2013 21:37:00
Duana Posted by Duana
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The issue, I think, with this dress in stills is that the chiffon kind of looks like it has a harsh edge. I felt that way and thought I didn’t like the hem – but then when I saw it moving, when she came out onstage (did we know she was that wee?)  and I fell in love with it. So sophisticated, so gorgeous, and most importantly, so easy. Full Story

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Best Black Dress & Men’s Heels: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban

January 14, 2013 21:30:36 Posted at January 14, 2013 21:30:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s McQueen. It’s f-cking marvelous. And few women could do it justice the way Nicole Kidman can. I love the detailing around the neck. Is it bees? Golden bees? God when she does clothing right, there really is no one else. Look at it from the back. Stunning. Not a word I use often. But she is truly stunning. Full Story

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Globes Best Acceptance of Limitations: Jon Hamm (Also, Jennifer Westfeldt)

January 14, 2013 21:15:24 Posted at January 14, 2013 21:15:24
Duana Posted by Duana
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I’m not going to comment on her face, because it’s sad. We all know it and maybe we know why it’s happening and either way it’s upsetting. So. I will however comment on Jon Hamm. Ryan Seacrest goes “so uh, now that you’re getting into directing, do you think you’re going to write some Mad Men, too?”  And Jon Hamm, God bless him, points out that the writers on his show are brilliant and that he himself cannot string two words together and that he won’t even be attempting it. Full Story

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Best use of George Clooney

January 14, 2013 21:09:09 Posted at January 14, 2013 21:09:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Please can we enjoy this moment again? I love this moment. I loved it when Amy Poehler sat on George Clooney’s lap when his category was being presented. Look at his face. Look at that smile. This is when I love him the most. He’s game, you know? As Duana said at the time, George Clooney is rarely pouty. Full Story

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