August 26, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2013 12:09:24 August 26, 2013 12:09:24

To my darling maid, Courtney H -- Happy Happy Birthday. Cannot WAIT until the reunion. Nicole (Alan Rickman is attached by request) Allison! Happy Birthday with love from Lil Sissy who will miss you so much when you when you’re in… France and Korea! Are you taking your love for Richie Sambora and Bon Jovi with you along with Izzy? Little Petra – look at that sweet little face! – was diagnosed with NF1 (Neurofibromatosis) when she was just 3 months old. Full Story

Friday, August 23, 2013

Dear Gossips,

So the MiniVan Majority has its Batman. Ben Affleck is Bruce Wayne… Really? We’re covering this story in two parts today as Sarah and I will both break down the casting decision. That’s coming soon.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2013 20:01:32 August 23, 2013 20:01:32

Sasha Finds mohair sweaters in Lifestyle

Kanye West’s baby is reaching out to her audience already (Dlisted)

Now you know where Beyonce’s hair went (FishWrapper)

Miley Cyrus is wearing it old school now (The Superficial)

Why does Adrien Brody always look like such a douchebag on a boat? Or…no… all the time, actually (Just Jared)

The country that gave us Katie Price is looking for the next (Hollywood Tuna)

First photos of Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long (Pop Sugar)

As IF Kate Bosworth would want to gain weight (Cele|bitchy)

OF COURSE there’s a waterslide at Celine Dion’s house (Moe Jackson)

Are those…dead squirrels on the wall?! (Reality Tea)

Yes. Definitely the worst dress of the week (Go Fug Yourself)

Cinderoncé

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2013 19:00:32 August 23, 2013 19:00:32

Have you seen this yet? This has been my happiness all week. I’ve lost a lot of time to this video. So before I post Tingles and wish you a good weekend, for those of you who haven’t enjoyed it yet… It’s Cinderoncé. Which is exactly what that sounds like. Cinderella reimagined to a Beyonce soundtrack. Full Story

H7 on the merry-go-round

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2013 16:05:32 August 23, 2013 16:05:32
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It’s cute asphyxiation. You won’t be able to breathe from the cuteness. H7 went to Disneyland with her family yesterday. Check her out on the merry-go-round with dad and her big brother Brooklyn who, obviously, only went on to accompany her, because what 14 year old wants to ride on the merry-go-round. Full Story

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GEORGE CLOONEY ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2013 14:53:30 August 23, 2013 14:53:30
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Eva Longoria put out a press release a few weeks ago to let us know that she had a new boyfriend, Ernesto Arguello. Us? Or him? George Clooney, obviously. Even though she claims there was nothing happening. Was there nothing happening because there was really nothing, or was it because she pushed him too hard? So then the paps shot Eva and Ernesto all over the place, on holiday in Europe, house-hunting in LA, while George wasn’t paying attention, preferring to hang out in Como with his boys before going to work on Tomorrowland in British Columbia. Full Story

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Who is Troy Dyer?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2013 14:37:09 August 23, 2013 14:37:09

If you’ve been reading this blog long enough, you know how a few of us here feel about Reality Bites – ok maybe just Duana and me. This is the origin of our love-hate for Ethan Hawke. And our enduring love for loafers with anything. If you clicked on the title of this post because you know the name, I don’t need to explain much more to you. Full Story

Alex & Alicia hang out at home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2013 14:01:13 August 23, 2013 14:01:13
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Alexander Skarsgard was naked on the True Blood finale on Sunday. I don’t watch the show anymore but apparently he was reading a book in the snow and then some sh-t went down and everyone’s panicking. Oh please. True Blood is the one show you don’t have to panic over. They can make anything happen. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper is a space raccoon

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 23, 2013 13:48:51 August 23, 2013 13:48:51
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After the relief of Vin Diesel being relegated to playing a tree, the next bout of Marvel casting speculation turned to the final piece of the Guardians of the Galaxy puzzle—who would voice Rocket Raccoon, the trigger happy space varmint and biggest WTF element of a WTF-heavy concept. Full Story

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Aloof AND Self-possessed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2013 13:27:35 August 23, 2013 13:27:35
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There’s a new Rooney Mara profile in the NYT Times magazine. She doesn’t call herself aloof this time. No, she doesn’t. But the word does appear in a list of words the writer cites as adjectives that have been used in the past to describe her. Which is why Rooney had to come up with something new…? I promise you, I tried. Full Story