OMG Sandy, Sandy, Sandy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 19:16:44 October 10, 2013 19:16:44
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Stuart C. Wilson/ Eamonn M. McCormack/ Getty

Holy sh--------t. Sometimes someone looks so good you want to punch yourself in the face. Picture me pile-driving myself over and over again. Because Sandra Bullock, tonight in London at the premiere of Gravity, is f-cking amazing...at any age, and she's almost 50. We did a thing on The Social a couple of weeks ago about a recent study that revealed that most people think that 50 is the ideal age and all of us were like, really? Bullsh-t. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 18:49:38 October 10, 2013 18:49:38

Sasha Finds leather skirts and Lizzy Caplan’s outfit in Lifestyle

Without the makeup the plastic surgery seems more in your face, non? (Dlisted)

Lena Dunham milks a cow (The Superficial)

Josh Hutcherson, sex-positive, awesome (Too Fab)

That’s more a hoodie than a baby bump, isn’t it? (Pop Sugar)

Miley has the numbers (Cele|bitchy)

How Charlize Theron is using her scarf (Just Jared)

How do you feel about this jacket? Does it work on her? (Hollywood Tuna)

You were waiting for this, weren’t you? (Pink Is The New Blog)

The people who go to the pride of Britain …are they really? (Popoholic)

Mischa Barton, this isn’t working…and my arm doesn’t feel bad about that (Go Fug Yourself)

Bieber can’t exhale

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 17:32:11 October 10, 2013 17:32:11

Not when he’s popping out his abs for you on Instagram. Justin Bieber is cut, OK? He trains with his trainer. He’s benefitting from his 19 year old metabolism. The more ripped he’s getting, the lower his pants are falling. But not like this:  Full Story

Madonna cannot be enslaved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 16:33:58 October 10, 2013 16:33:58
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This story on Page Six made me laugh today. So Madonna went to the screening of 12 Years A Slave the other night at the New York Film Festival. According to a Page Six source: A spy said that as the movie began, “a blonde in black lace gloves wouldn’t stop texting,” seated in a row with Jason Ritter, J. Full Story

It’s so great to see you, Mark Ruffalo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 15:37:19 October 10, 2013 15:37:19
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Which should be the title of the article every time I post about Mark Ruffalo. Yesterday I read an article about Mark Ruffalo here at the Guardian about how great he was in You Can Count On Me, and specifically the scene with Laura Linney where he cries in front of Laura Linney. Full Story

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The women in Joaquin’s life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 14:47:28 October 10, 2013 14:47:28
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Neilson Barnard/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

The Lunchbox Fund is a non-profit organisation dedicated to providing a daily meal for orphaned and vulnerable school children in township and rural areas of South Africa, a country where 65% of all children live in poverty.” The Executive Board in the US includes Joaquin Phoenix, Rain Phoenix, Summer Phoenix, and Topaz Page-Green. Full Story

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Robin Thicke like Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 14:03:08 October 10, 2013 14:03:08

Usually it’s the other way around – JT sounds like RT, JT’s sound is RT’s sound, etc. This time, it’s Robin Thicke doing the Justin Timberlake. Thicke’s interview with Oprah Winfrey airs this weekend. PEOPLE.com Full Story

The assistant at the border

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 13:45:00 October 10, 2013 13:45:00

This blind riddle is about a celebrity and his assistant, and what it might be like to work for a celebrity as an assistant. Some of the benefits? You get to be part of that culture and you’re surrounded by creativity – in this case, I guess – and you get to travel around the world. Full Story

October 10, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 13:38:15 October 10, 2013 13:38:15

Vanessa! Happy Birthday from Tania and your nephew Spencer who you’ll meet at Christmas! And Alexander Skarsgard too by request. Though if you do meet him at Christmas, tell me everything. Happy Birthday Jane from Anne! Will Smith? Oh, Jane, BELIEVE it. Believe it. To Sandra from Anne – Happy Birthday…with Bono attached! October is Learning Disabilities Awareness Month. Full Story

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Jon Stewart did a great bit last night on The Daily Show when he said we needed a break from all the sh-tty stories in the news lately so he pulled out his Wheel of Happy Stories and took it for a spin. One of the options: Full Frontal Clooney.  Read Full Intro

Broken Down Jonas Brothers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2013 21:00:38 October 9, 2013 21:00:38
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The Jonas Brothers were supposed to go on tour in two days. It was just announced this afternoon that they're tapping out and PEOPLE reports that it's because they pretty much hate each other right now. No, not in those words, but their publicist is calling it a "deep rift" over "creative differences". Full Story

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