The Lindsay Lohan Lifestyle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2013 13:32:47 August 16, 2013 13:32:47

She has a website now: LindsayLohan.com Why? Presumably to help you be more like her, Lindsay Lohan, a f-cking loser. There are posts dedicated to Chanel, “timeless, classic, chic”, with vintage Chanel fragrance ads you can find on any google search or Pinterest board, only Lohan thought of it first, you know? There’s also an entry featuring her video for Rumours, remember that? “Why can’t they back off me? Why can’t they let me live. Full Story

August 16, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2013 13:19:03 August 16, 2013 13:19:03

Happy 30th Birthday Meg from Heather and Meredith who are coming to Philadelphia from Boston to celebrate you this weekend. By request, here are Taylor Kitsch and Brad Leland aka Buddy Garrity. Let me side with your girlfriends on this though – that since you were SO LATE to the FNL situation, even though all of us were on your ass about it, you do not get to claim Tim Riggins…WTF?! Now would you please get started on Hogwarts, Jesus! Heather! Moving never ends. Full Story

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I don’t know how he does it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2013 21:00:56 August 15, 2013 21:00:56
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Rob Lowe. Does he sacrifice puppies or something? WHAT? HOW? I have nothing else to say about Rob Lowe except he’s leaving Parks & Recreation. Fine. But what is your secret????????? Also posting new photos of Eddie Redmayne walking around in London because he looks really good in those pants and I like his grumpy I just woke up face. Full Story

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Cate Blanchett: spirit of the 80s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2013 20:00:32 August 15, 2013 20:00:32

This is worthy of a punch in the face. Do it now. Look at this Armani ad featuring Cate Blanchett and punch yourself in the face from the gorgessity and the awesome. There’s a distinct 80s vibe about the styling here, non? And the lighting, the tone… It’s a little…Carol Bouquet for Chanel, right? I’ve been complaining about Mr Armani’s stuck-in-the-80s imagination on the runway for a while now. Full Story

Bosworth follows Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2013 19:11:07 August 15, 2013 19:11:07

I kind of love how Blake Lively -- Blake Lively!!! -- made everyone else's wedding pimping look low classy when she decided to have hers featured in Martha Stewart. Even Justin Timberlake. Especially Justin Timberlake. While he jumped on his wife's head -- wait, should we revisit that? We need to revisit that. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2013 18:50:18 August 15, 2013 18:50:18

Sasha’s back and she’s finding Olivia Wilde’s dress, Angelina’s shoes, and more in LifeStyle

Michael K in his infinite wisdom posits that the world needs more of this woman. YES. (Dlisted)

Kenny Powers is paying Lindsay Lohan (The Superficial)

Justin Long has a pretty good romantic resume (Too Fab)

JLaw GIFed! (Pop Sugar)

Love the adjectives Aaron Taylor-Johnson uses to describe My Obsession, his marriage (Cele|bitchy)

Rihanna looks great in zebra (Just Jared)

Julianne Hough looks so much better in gym gear than on a carpet (Hollywood Tuna)

This Hot Bitch…doesn’t know what she’s talking about (Evil Beet Gossip)

Selena Gomez on stage in Vancouver (Popoholic)

Crushed velvet and that belt, OMG the flashbacks (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Robert Pattinson's downgrade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2013 17:32:41 August 15, 2013 17:32:41
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Now that he and Kristen Stewart are no longer together, Robert Pattinson's living on his own, in a Beverly Hills mansion, and enjoying a single summer. With Carey Mulligan? Or Zoe Saldana? Or Keira Knightley? Or Emily Blunt and John Krasinski? The A List? Not exactly. According to E! News Full Story

The Loki Show

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 15, 2013 17:00:57 August 15, 2013 17:00:57
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The last time we talked about Loki and Tom Hiddleston, I said that Thor 2 is “almost a movie more about Loki than Thor”, and now with an interview that director Alan Taylor gave to MTV at the D23 Expo that can be changed to “Thor 2 is definitely more about Loki than Thor”. Full Story

Sally Draper cast in Flowers In The Attic

Duana Posted by Duana at August 15, 2013 16:30:04 August 15, 2013 16:30:04
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Please click here for my initial post on the upcoming Lifetime adaptation of Flowers In The Attic. All I’m saying is don’t try to tell me it doesn’t have an effect.   Kiernan Shipka has signed on to play “Cathy”, alongside a cherub I don’t know named Mason Dye whose blonde hair and blue eyes seem tailor-made to get his heart broken by “Momma”. Full Story

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Oh yeah you did

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2013 15:33:14 August 15, 2013 15:33:14

Tom Brady was injured yesterday during Patriots practice. A subsequent MRI came back negative. It’s a sprain. He’ll be fine. They’ll rest him until week 1 and it’ll be fine. As Boston unclenches, a little. Losing Brady would be a monumental setback. Like, that’s the season, you know? Don’t come with your Tim Tebow either. Full Story