Katy Cambridge’s sh-tty portrait

January 11, 2013 14:52:25 Posted at January 11, 2013 14:52:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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They unveiled Princess Catherine’s first official portrait today. As you can see, it’s sh-t. At least to me it’s sh-t. She’s 31. The artist made her look 45, with tired eyes a weird half smile that’s not even her signature expression. And is she greying at the part? This is terrible. Full Story

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Argo Remorse?

January 11, 2013 14:36:17 Posted at January 11, 2013 14:36:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

There didn’t seem to be any joy in Ben Affleck’s face when he arrived at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night. Every time the camera cut to him he had the sad eyes. And it seemed like the entire room felt sorry for him too. As you know, earlier in the day, Affleck was left off the list, along with Kathryn Bigelow, when the Academy announced the Oscar nominations. Full Story

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January 11, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

January 11, 2013 14:18:40 Posted at January 11, 2013 14:18:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amber! Happy 37th Birthday! If there were new photos of Tom Hardy I’d post them for you but you’re right, he keeps it pretty low so here are a couple of hot shots from the vault. Is it horrible for me to say that I hope he soon takes on a role that requires him to be really, really lean because I want his face to not be so. Full Story

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Dear Gossips,

HUSHPUPPYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hushpuppy got nominated for Best Actress! And HOLY SH-T, Hushpuppy’s director -- practically an amateur! -- took a nomination away from Ben Affleck. All that campaigning, all that trotting out his kids, and.  Read Full Intro

Breaking: GOOP is not cleansing

January 10, 2013 21:01:29 Posted at January 10, 2013 21:01:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s like... I don’t even know you anymore. How is it the New Year and Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t detoxing? At least that’s what she says in her latest newsletter, something about wanting to continue with her pasta and cheese. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 10, 2013 20:12:57 Posted at January 10, 2013 20:12:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds plaid pants and smoking loafers in LifeStyle

Shame on those who wronged Charles (Dlisted)

Rerun: Lindsay Lohan stole something (The Superficial)

Watch John Travolta explain his Christmas fontrum (Too Fab)

This pantsuit is a good look on Lena Dunham (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s f-ck schedule (Cele|bitchy)

Busy asked and Michelle said OK (Just Jared)

Rosario Dawson in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

I like what Justin Timberlake’s wife just did there (Towleroad)

Jealous of this back stretch -- mine is so tight (Popoholic)

A grey Anna Wintour and a greyer Stella McCartney (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Everyone’s a hijacker today

January 10, 2013 18:55:44 Posted at January 10, 2013 18:55:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

God I wish I could see Beyonce’s ego take a dump on Justin Timberlake’s face. If Pips had pulled that slink-away pussy sh-t on Beysus the way he did with Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl, he would not have got off so easy. B also made an announcement today, hijacking the Oscar nominations. Full Story

Pipsqueak hijacks the Globes too

January 10, 2013 17:49:18 Posted at January 10, 2013 17:49:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This motherf-cker... I guess it makes sense. There are trailers for movie trailers these days. So of course. OF COURSE he would hijack Oscar nomination day, promising an announcement only to announce that something else is happening in 3 days... Which just happens to be when the Golden Globe Awards are taking place. Full Story

RDJ shills for Naomi Watts

January 10, 2013 17:11:35 Posted at January 10, 2013 17:11:35
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Naomi Watts, now confirmed as an Oscar nominee for Best Actress, has been quietly campaigning for The Impossible, and it’s paid off by landing her the trifecta—SAG, Golden Globe and Oscar nominations. So can she win? As Lainey pointed out, Watts has an advantage Full Story

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George & Rande share everything

January 10, 2013 16:09:12 Posted at January 10, 2013 16:09:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Scott Harrison/ Getty

George Clooney and his best friend Rande Gerber are now in the tequila business together. Their label is called Casamigos. And they’ve released the first ad featuring themselves and their women... For many years, Rande’s woman has been Cindy Crawford. For not even two years George’s woman has been Stacy Keibler. Full Story