Friday, October 12, 2012

Dear Gossips,

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Two hours from now we could be watching a Justin Bieber sex tape on YouTube. Quickly -- Bieber was had a laptop stolen from Tacoma this week. Someone with the Twitter handle @gexwy  Read Full Intro

Les Miserables: the posters

October 12, 2012 20:04:01 Posted at October 12, 2012 20:04:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Four new posters for the upcoming Les Miserables -- THE MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIE OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON (Hobbit what?) -- have been released but... and you know how much I love Les Miserables ... I hate them. Hate the cheesy tag lines even if they’re germane to the story (Heart Full Of Love on a poster, I don’t care how hard you try to argue it, is never not eye-rolly) and hate especially how glossy the women are. Full Story

No love when there’s no Kate?

October 12, 2012 19:35:57 Posted at October 12, 2012 19:35:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
WPA Pool/Getty

Prince William attended a gala at St James’s Palace last night to recognise the 100 Women In Hedge Funds Philanthropic Initiatives. I totally forgot. Because when I did a morning sweep of all the outlets this morning, including The Daily Mail and the UK Sun, there was no mention of it even though, as you can see, there are new photos to be published. Full Story

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Single Katie’s thick shiny hair

October 12, 2012 19:15:31 Posted at October 12, 2012 19:15:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes attended a photo call today for Dead Accounts, the upcoming show on Broadway. Also - Judy Greer! Look at all that long, thick, shiny hair. God she is pretty. And totally unchanged. There’s no evidence of any time on her face. She looks exactly the same as when Dawson’s Creek ended. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

October 12, 2012 19:00:17 Posted at October 12, 2012 19:00:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds patterned jeans and self-tanner in LifeStyle

Elizabeth Taylor’s drama = the best drama (Dlisted)

Kate Upton obviously doesn’t wear bikini tops that fit her properly (The Superficial)

So this is what Justin Bieber was punking us for? (Just Jared)

There was a Whitney Houston tribute last night and I’m staying where she died (Too Fab)

Keira Knightley looks so young! (Pop Sugar)

Jon Hamm doesn’t want to marry Jennifer Westfeldt (Cele|bitchy)

Paulina Gretzky was at the same party as Lindsay Lohan and Anna Kendrick. Anna Kendrick, what are you doing? (Hollywood Tuna)

Fidelity in this case is a secondary issue, don’t you think? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Avril Lavigne and Celine Dion are related? (Celebedge)

What Rose McGowan wore to see Madonna (Go Fug Yourself)

Granny’s green riding pants

October 12, 2012 18:17:44 Posted at October 12, 2012 18:17:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman was photographed today on horseback in Monaco in costume as Princess Grace. It’s a perfectly styled outfit, isn’t it? I mean, rich people already look rich when they’re on top of a horse. But this, this is an extra level of uppity elegance. I can almost smell the money coming off the photos. Full Story

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Liars and their denials

October 12, 2012 16:31:53 Posted at October 12, 2012 16:31:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan called into TMZ yesterday. Click here if you have the time to listen to almost 15 minutes of a liar’s denial. I did. So I can save you the waste. In short: Her dad is the enemy and her ma, Dina, is the real hero, and Dina doesn’t use cocaine, and yes she gave her $40K to pay off her debts because Michael doesn’t pay child support. Full Story

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Celebrity Strategery: f-cking with your fans

October 12, 2012 15:47:56 Posted at October 12, 2012 15:47:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So about this potential Justin Bieber scandal with the stolen laptop and the threat of a bombshell release -- Gawker posits that it’s a publicity stunt, and I’m always on board for a famewhore theory so, assuming that it does end up being a hoax to elicit maximum coverage for a new video or whatever, the question is whether or not it’s a good move. Full Story

Elena Drank

October 12, 2012 15:38:58 Posted at October 12, 2012 15:38:58
Duana Posted by Duana
Courtesy the CW

Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 1 recap One of my favourite things that is going on on Twitter these days is the TV tweeting by Retta. You know, Donna on Parks & Recreation? Her tweets about Season 4 Buffy were endearing and hilarious, especially since you know what’s coming. Last night, though, she was livetweeting about this episode of  Vampire Diaries – and it was all just like  “Aw, no, and he loved her!” This show moves so fast that all you can really come up with for reactions in the moment are ‘”aw, no!” Did you miss it? Did you worry? Were you like me, thinking there was going to be a bait-and-switch and those who were dead wouldn’t be? I thought about refreshing myself and everyone else about who had and had not been killed, but when it all reverses again in moments, what’s the real benefit? This show is so delicious we’ll go back to the scene-by-scene thing next week because there’s too much to miss otherwise, and because Damon’s one-liners deserve a second airing. Full Story

The Fresh GOOP and Cammie D

October 12, 2012 15:02:00 Posted at October 12, 2012 15:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow and her best friend Cameron Diaz shot a low quality video in a dressing room for Chelsea Handler. No, I’m not into Chelsea Handler. But I can’t sh-t on this. It’s funny! It’s girls hanging out being girls! It might be the only thing we have in common with G and Cammie D - that when they’re together, they do stupid, silly sh-t and it’s fun. Full Story

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My Obsession got a hair cut

October 12, 2012 14:19:55 Posted at October 12, 2012 14:19:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Bauer, Splash

At least it looks that way to me. And it seems darker too. Better. Here are My Obsession, Sam and Aaron, the Taylor-Johnsons, leaving the Chanel party last night in London. When he was in Toronto for TIFF and to shoot Kick-Ass 2, Aaron’s hair was longer and lighter at the ends. It was the second evening in a row that the Taylor-Johnsons were out. Full Story

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