Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2013 18:19:47 March 12, 2013 18:19:47

Don’t be mean to Justin Bieber because Jada Pinkett Smith will yell at you (Dlisted)

Only Halle Berry could wear a dress like this (The Superficial)

Channing Tatum gets straddled (Too Fab)

Liam Hemsworth, shirtless, and maybe not missing Miley? (Pop Sugar)

James McAvoy says he’s a nerd (Cele|bitchy)

Claire, Hugh, and baby (Just Jared)

Should I do this for my 40th birthday? (Hollywood Tuna)

Gerard Butler doesn’t need your last name when he meets your cooch (Amy Grindhouse)

I really like how Eva Mendes is wearing this scarf (Popoholic)

Oh look. Zooey Deschanel is all stripes and cutesy (Go Fug Yourself)

Michael Fassbender’s drinking buddies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2013 18:02:51 March 12, 2013 18:02:51
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Ari Perilstein/ Michael Buckner/ Getty

Michael Fassbender was in Jonah Hex???????????? This is what I just wrote to Sarah on BBM. Followed by... HAHAHAHAHAHAAH! I only learned this because I did a search on the photo database for “Josh Brolin + Michael Fassbender” and these shots of him with Brolin and Megan Fox at Comic-Con came up. Full Story

The “chic and healthy” mom reads the WSJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2013 16:44:21 March 12, 2013 16:44:21
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Jackson Lee/ Splash

It’s only lunch. Try not to roll your eyes so hard you have to go home. Here’s Jessica Alba on the morning show circuit in New York. She’s promoting her new book The Honest Life, evidently a companion to her company, The Honest Company -- green for baby, or something. Here’s the headline that accompanied her interview video on Good Morning America Full Story

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The fun dinner party without Stacy Keibler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2013 16:24:30 March 12, 2013 16:24:30
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George Clooney is in Germany directing his next film The Monuments Men with Matt Damon, Bill Murray, and John Goodman. Goodman has starred in the last two Oscar winning pictures, right? Will he go 3 for 3 for George? Now this looks like a good time. And especially hilarious, to me at least, is that Bill Murray’s on a smartphone. Full Story

Emily Blunt to play Emma Forrest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2013 15:23:04 March 12, 2013 15:23:04
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head, my favourite book of 2011 -- click here for the review -- ruined books for me in 2012. And still. I’ve not loved a book that much since. Emma Watson was supposed to play Forrest in the film adaptation of Your Voice In My Head, directed by David Yates. Full Story

Brange vs JJ wedding-off?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2013 14:58:34 March 12, 2013 14:58:34
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Look. We all want a wedding-off. A Brange vs JJ wedding-off is GREAT for Gossip. But since the story comes from the UK Sun-- that Brange applied for a marriage licence and want to marry around the same time as Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux -- there’s no way we can believe it, because it’s bullsh-t. Full Story

THIS WILL BE AN ENTIRE MOVIE?!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2013 14:05:35 March 12, 2013 14:05:35
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Ron Asadorian/ Splash

Tom Hardy cuddling a puppy. It’s a problem. Several months ago, Tom Hardy topped my Five List. He’s still on there, in the 5th position, but these shots, these shots may require a Five List update... Are you kidding me? Tom is currently in New York shooting a movie called Animal Rescue. Full Story

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March 12, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2013 13:39:03 March 12, 2013 13:39:03

Gretchen! Happy Early Birthday with love from Stephanie who’s wishing you a happy move to NYC and good luck with the new job! And for Veronique from your sister Justine -- Happy Birthday...with a blind? A young mega-star’s mother is turning into somewhat of a Dina Lohan, hitting her up not only for cash but for contacts. Full Story

Monday, March 11, 2013

Dear Gossips,

I mean, it’s not like he’ll shave his head while the paps keep shooting...right? Justin Bieber? Besides, that was six years ago. (Can you believe it was six years ago?) They do it differently these days. And they don’t need photographers to document their meltdowns.  Read Full Intro

The Princess and the Golfer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2013 20:47:15 March 11, 2013 20:47:15
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Bauer, FameFlynet

We don't call him King Wayne here in Canada but we do call him The Great One, which is almost the same. Wayne Gretzky in Canada is about as royal as it gets. And now his daughter has become something of a Hollywood socialite with her very own fame aspirations, complete with provocative picture scandal and now, an athlete boyfriend -- PGA Tour golfer Dustin Johnson. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2013 19:36:14 March 11, 2013 19:36:14

Joseph Gordon-Levitt juiced. Would you? (Dlisted)

Mimi is proud of Harry Styles (Too Fab)

Becoming Nikki Minaj starring Amanda Bynes (The Superficial)

Shia’s girlfriend makes Kristen Stewart seems positively giddy (Just Jared)

Are we still putting messages on our asses? (Hollywood Tuna)

How you know Emma Stone is in costume. Because this is not how she dresses. (Pop Sugar)

Judgy moms are now judging Nick Cannon (Cele|bitchy)

These stripes on Olivia Wilde are slightly too thick (Socialite Life)

Porny is fighting her own genes (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Reese Witherspoon’s pretty scarf (I'm Not Obsessed)