Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 19:23:18 January 27, 2014 19:23:18

OK I’m supposed to be understanding of fetishes but this…this I’m having a hard time with (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes can only get clothes from 2007 (FishWrapper)

Who is this person and why is she wearing a Heidi Klum dress? (The Superficial)

Great shot of JLO (Just Jared)

Jake Gyllenhaal’s ex, if you were wondering (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny Depp’s fiancée fangirling him side-stage (Pop Sugar)

So what you’re saying is that Kate Middleton’s brother is kind of a loser? (Cele|bitchy)

This looks better than Flowers In The Attic (Socialite Life)

Jada Pinkett is already a formidable mother-in-law (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

I’d pay for an NPH photobomb (I'm Not Obsessed)

Holding hands and skipping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 18:00:54 January 27, 2014 18:00:54

That’s a sliggggght exaggeration, the skipping part, but look at them. Almost, right? Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are holding hands and (almost) skipping. Laura suggested “walking jauntily”. The point is, these are two ordinarily crusty ass celebrities. And this is about as far from crusty ass as it gets: walking jauntily, holding hands…AND SMILING TOO?!? I thought they said in science class that two negative charges are supposed to repel each other. Full Story

Jolie Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 17:22:28 January 27, 2014 17:22:28

A new trailer for Maleficent aired last night during the Grammys. MUUUUUUUCH better than the sh-tty CGI previews we’ve seen so far. The effects still look Spice Girls Viva Forever and it is Disney, after all, so we’ll be holding hands by the end of it, no doubt, but the focus this time is on Angelina Jolie’s personality. Full Story

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“Who’s Kelly?”

Duana Posted by Duana at January 27, 2014 17:00:03 January 27, 2014 17:00:03

Girls Season 3 Episode 4 recap Okay, well, now I know why Jessa’s back. Not that there was ever any danger – it’s actually a really nice thing that despite anything we complain about, there’s no fractious recasting or infighting on Girls – but the character is back for a very specific purpose. Full Story

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Jonah and his BFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 16:28:43 January 27, 2014 16:28:43
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I have not watched the entire episode of Saturday Night Live hosted by Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange. After the opening monologue, what’s the point? It’s all you need to see. You can imagine how big his dick is right now. To have been recognised by the Academy AND to have scored Leonardo f-cking DiCaprio on the show? Leo went on to tell an audience of millions to that Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange, is a “real actor” now. Full Story

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Missing Miley, Missing Rihanna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 16:06:15 January 27, 2014 16:06:15
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Didn’t you? There was nothing on the carpet that was exciting, that you were WAITING for. Don’t tell me you were waiting for Katy Perry either. No one waits for Katy Perry fashion. Not the way we wait for Rihanna. And Miley Cyrus too. Both Rihanna and Miley were at Clive Davis’s annual pre-party on Saturday night. Full Story

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Madonna cane and grills

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 15:31:25 January 27, 2014 15:31:25

The best part of Madonna’s appearance at the Grammys last night was her matching mom and son red carpet ensemble with David Banda. He’s a badass poser. Who, apparently, is waiting to get his own grill, because his mother promised him one but first they have to go to the dentist and get a mold. Full Story

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Ariana’s Grammy side

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 15:06:54 January 27, 2014 15:06:54
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See? It’s that ONE f-cking side…ONLY! Click here for a refresher about Ariana Grande’s one side. Ever since Ben Mulroney made me notice, it’s become the only thing I notice about Ariana Grande – and you too. Because I kept getting emails and tweets about it from you last night. Full Story

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Keith Urban’s Grammy face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 14:51:10 January 27, 2014 14:51:10
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Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not attend the Grammys last night. But she was there in spirit…all over her husband’s face, holy sh-t. To me it looks like he completely redesigned his bone structure – full cheeks and not a line anywhere. I guess it’s not a new thing but since he’s always with Gran, we’re too busy looking at her unnatural perfection instead of noticing that the same has been happening to him. Full Story

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Hair whipping and premature celebrations

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 14:37:20 January 27, 2014 14:37:20
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Taylor Swift sang All Too Well last night and whipped her hair during the performance because by that point, we all needed a little excitement. It’s not that she wasn’t good. It’s just that everything leading up to her was so… low energy. So I was happy to have the opportunity to see the layers in her hair. Full Story

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Katy Perry and the brooms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 14:16:50 January 27, 2014 14:16:50
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Like I said on Twitter, I would be impressed if she’d started playing Quidditch. But there was no Quidditch. There was only more camouflage. For what? Haven’t you noticed by now the lengths they will go to to distract you from the fact that Katy Perry can’t dance? If it’s not a boxing ring, it’s geishas. Full Story

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