Friday, October 25, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Katie Holmes has joined Twitter -- @KatieHolmes212. So, like, KatieHolmesNYC? Her first tweet was a retweet from the set of The Giver in South Africa. She’s standing next to Taylor Swift. Her second tweet involved a lot of exclamation points. Will she be one of those “inspirational quote” tweeters? Will she keep it to promotion only? Will she go start showing us her Thanksgiving turkey recipes? Will she become one of those “mom” tweeters? Example: “Helping Suri with her math homework. Mommy and baby time!” Oh God, do you think she’s a compliment re-tweeter?

So. About this Russell Brand interview – have you seen it yet? Click here if you haven’t. I’m still trying to decide – is he actually articulate or are we just so conditioned to celebrities NOT being articulate that we have to praise one who can put a sentence together? Is it problematic for you to hear about someone who’s valued at $20 million arguing for wealth redistribution? Watch it back with that in mind and let me know your thoughts.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Leo at the fashion show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2013 19:26:22 October 25, 2013 19:26:22
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Andrew Toth/ Getty Images

I was just saying yesterday that Leo wouldn’t leave Martin Scorsese hanging. But then again, it’s not like going to a fashion show isn’t Leo’s jam. Leonardo DiCaprio LIVES at a fashion show. That’s where he orders his girlfriends from. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2013 18:43:38 October 25, 2013 18:43:38

Brad Pitt smells (Dlisted)

Can we agree this guy is GROSS? (FishWrapper)

And they’re grooming the next (The Superficial)

The future Anastasia Steele at the airport (Just Jared)

Olivia Munn tries a cape and I don’t think it works (Hollywood Tuna)

Princess Catherine goes shopping (Pop Sugar)

Who is Gwyneth Paltrow jealous of now? (Cele|bitchy)

Lady Gaga is ready for Movember (Evil Beet Gossip)

Beyonce is almost ready (Pink Is The New Blog)

I thought the sheer overlay was over! (Go Fug Yourself)

Octavia Spencer/Eliza Coupe To Save TV

Dean Posted by Dean at October 25, 2013 17:28:39 October 25, 2013 17:28:39
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Mark Davis /Robyn Beck /Getty Images

There are so few things in life that a person can feel %100 good about. French fries, sunshine, even Beyonce -- most things that are ostensibly pure have a destructive and evil side. BUT we’ve got some news today that can do nothing but spread joy and cheer across the land – Octavia Spencer is going to star in a reboot of…MURDER…SHE WROTE! It’s like…you know that thing where Ryan Murphy tries to make a show for/about gay stuff, so he just takes every single gay thing on Earth – Kathy Bates, teen witches, Dylan McDermott’s ass, etc. Full Story

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Seth Meyers Wedding Pictures/Weird New Power

Dean Posted by Dean at October 25, 2013 15:22:47 October 25, 2013 15:22:47

Seth Meyers got married, which is not news, BUT now the pictures are out, along with a VOGUE write up, so we’ve got a few things to discuss about the ascending late-night powerhouse and his big day. The first thing to talk about is obviously the ceremony, which looks special if you’re into that whole Pinterest /rustic /Martha’s Vineyard /expensive /gorgeous /Olivia Munn is there vibe. Full Story

Oh wait, Johnny Depp is annoying again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2013 15:07:12 October 25, 2013 15:07:12
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Bauer-Griffin

I was juuuust saying in the previous article re: the Paul McCartney video how refreshingly UNannoying Johnny Depp was, until he starts lipsynching. And now he’s fully annoying again. Here’s Johnny out for dinner last night in London with Amber Heard, his girlfriend who’s helping him forget he’s 50 years old. Full Story

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McCartney & Meryl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2013 14:50:00 October 25, 2013 14:50:00

How could they say no? It’s Paul McCartney shooting a video at Abbey Road Studios. No one could say no. So here’s the video for Queenie Eye featuring Johnny Depp and Kate Moss (not shot together) and all kinds of other famous people I’m not listing for you because part of the fun is picking them out one by one but I will say I don’t think that’s Sienna Miller although a lot of people think it is… Johnny Depp hasn’t been this NOT annoying in a long time except – why is it skeeving me when he mouths the words? Question: who’s cooler Johnny Depp or Jeremy Irons? Answer: MERYL STREEP. Full Story

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Threesome and juice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2013 14:44:23 October 25, 2013 14:44:23

What young stud recently had a threesome with a mother and her daughter? Hopefully it was enjoyable for all three of them considering he’s been juicing his muscles. Do youthful hormones counteract the supposed dick shrinking effects of steroids? If he doesn’t stop, ironically he might have to start putting his shirt on. Full Story

Cracks Show

Duana Posted by Duana at October 25, 2013 14:26:53 October 25, 2013 14:26:53

Scandal Season 3 Episode 4 recap I mean, on the one hand this was not the most incendiary episode of Scandal. By and large, we’ve seen more dramatic episodes with bigger punches to the gut.   Instead, we got to see things unravel. Olivia’s weird OCD repetition of how to be a “good girl”. Full Story

Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom no more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2013 14:00:42 October 25, 2013 14:00:42
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Brian To /WENN

They’ve confirmed that it’s over. According the official statement it’s been over for a few months. But they didn’t want the announcement to overshadow his Romeo & Juliet on Broadway. Now that the play has opened, it seems a good time to let it out, even though he was just on Kelly & Michael this morning and they made a point of NOT talking about it which just made the entire interview a complete bore. Full Story