Are you sure?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2014 14:24:09 January 3, 2014 14:24:09

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber went riding around on Segways yesterday near his home in Calabasas. I thought she was over this. You thought she was over this. TMZ thought she was (finally) over this. Clearly, she is not over this. Selena, as previously reported Full Story

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Happy New Year! The first major story of 2014 …was Kaley Cuoco’s New Year’s Eve wedding. Is that a sign of what’s to come? If so, we need an upgrade. Cuoco and her now-husband were juuuust fresh off Henry Cavill six months ago.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2014 17:39:26 January 2, 2014 17:39:26

Cameron Diaz mixes up vulva and vagina (Dlisted)

Yep. This is indeed a really gross selfie (FishWrapper)

More of Katie Holmes in Miami (The Superficial)

Kirsten Dunst signs with L’Oreal (Just Jared)

Cara Delevingne at the pay phone (Hollywood Tuna)

Lady Gaga for Versace: is this what Donatella sees when she looks in the mirror? (Pop Sugar)

Tori Spelling pretends the cheating never happened (Cele|bitchy)

This bikini seems really complicated (Popoholic)

Aaron Rodgers says he’s not gay (Towleroad)

Beyonce’s NYE (Hollywood PQ)

Nicole & Keith’s girls in green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2014 17:27:08 January 2, 2014 17:27:08
Photos:, Grey Wasp /Splash News

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban flew out of Sydney yesterday after spending the holiday at home in Australia. As you can see, the Kidman-Urbans are into the matching children thing, even at the airport. It does make for a good family portrait by the paparazzi with Sunday and Faith, both in green dresses, white socks, and black patent leather mary janes. Full Story

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Taylor Swift’s boy-free NYE?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2014 17:06:57 January 2, 2014 17:06:57

Exactly a year ago right now Taylor Swift and Harry Styles celebrated the new year in the British Virgin Islands. Click here for a refresher. A couple of days later, a forlorn Swift was spotted on her own on a ferry while Styles continued partying in the Caribbean with friends. Full Story

Shia LaBeouf: the aggressive apologiser

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2014 16:47:03 January 2, 2014 16:47:03
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The problem is his plagiarism. Click here for a refresher. Then he spent NYE on his Twitter sending out plagiarised apologies. You can see all his tweets here. Then he hired someone to skywrite an apology to Daniel Clowe. Full Story

Demi Moore: better than last year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2014 15:34:47 January 2, 2014 15:34:47

A year ago, Demi Moore was in Miami for Art Basel with her then-boyfriend Vito Schnabel estranged from her children. It was… not her best moment. Click here for a refresher. Demi ended off 2013 in Tulum, Mexico with her daughters. That’s an improvement already. Full Story

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Emma & Andrew: NYE in Hawaii

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2014 15:14:30 January 2, 2014 15:14:30

Emma spent the last couple months of 2013 in Hawaii working on Cameron Crowe’s new film. She decided to stay through the holidays, joined by Andrew Garfield. On NYE they went out to eat at a place called Haleiwa Joe's and a fan asked them to take a photo together. Look at her hand reaching back to grab the back of his head. Full Story

Brange on ice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2014 15:03:16 January 2, 2014 15:03:16

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt took their kids skating on Monday in Queensland. At one point, they circled the rink holding hands. Do you remember that? Did you have skateabouts in high school? Was there all kinds of drama over who would ask who to hold hands on the skateabout? Someone needs to write a YA novel featuring the angst that happens leading up to a skateabout. Full Story

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Dear Gossips,

For today’s introduction, to end 2013, I’ve decided to feature a celebrity who’s universally beloved. Someone who’s risen this year. Someone so “turnt up” – with grace, elegance, and ambition too – she likely won’t stop, can’t stop, through 2014. Someone who emerged, a revelation, a discovery, a major new talent.

There’s not much that’s truly good in Hollywood, as you know. But there are exceptions. Tonight is a good time to celebrate them.

Lupita Nyong’o, congratulations on the year that was. She delivers an extraordinary performance in 12 Years A Slave. She’s thoughtfully navigated her first major press and award circuit. She’s become a red carpet star. She’s smart and patient in an industry that rewards impetuous fools.

So a toast to her…

And a toast to you.

Wishing you a safe evening, surrounded by those you love. And if not, if you are alone, because yes, life is definitely not equal, may tonight be the beginning of the end of your sh-tty times and your sh-tty year. Maybe 2014 be better for all of us. Maybe Gossip be better for all of us!

Thank you so much for supporting LaineyGossip. Thank you for reading our posts, for sending your emails and tweets, for shouting at us and laughing with us. We can’t wait to do it all over again next year.

Happy New Year!

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2013 17:16:46 December 31, 2013 17:16:46

I’m off tomorrow but back on January 2 and 3. Happy New Year!

I thought I was a skilled multi-tasker but I have now been shamed (Dlisted)

NYE un-SEE! UN-SEE! (Just Jared)

Rihanna looks amazing in this bikini (The Superficial)

How faces change: kin of Kanye West’s fiancée edition (FishWrapper)

Happy Kristen Stewart before NYE (Pop Sugar)

Prince William’s custom-made university course (Cele|bitchy)

Um, is this her real name? (Hollywood Tuna)

This will make Duana’s girlcrush on Anna Kendrick even worse. She’s going to win an Oscar one day, no doubt (Towleroad)

Kristen Stewart’s new ad for Balenciaga (Popoholic)

Top 10 Fugs of 2013 (Go Fug Yourself)