Smutty Tingles

December 27, 2012 19:50:32 Posted at December 27, 2012 19:50:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I imagine him with Mel Gibson and David Hasselhoff as the answer to George Clooney’s posse (Dlisted)

Many outlets fell for this hoax in spite of all the spelling mistakes and typos (The Superficial)

2012: A Year In Hair. I always like a good Hair Retrospective (Too Fab)

Kate Hudson’s snowy Christmas (Pop Sugar)

Did Miley get married for Christmas? (Cele|bitchy)

Lea Michele compliments Les Miserables while reminding us that she “is part” of the Les Miserables family (Just Jared)

Stephanie Seymour in a bikini...but where is her son? (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh God. Channing Tatum is belly-cupping, already (Pink Is The New Blog)

Vanessa Hudgens post-Christmas yoga (Popoholic)

Celebrating another year of Kellan Lutz being a loser (Go Fug Yourself)

Best of 2012: No Name Twins

December 27, 2012 19:37:06 Posted at December 27, 2012 19:37:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer welcomed twins some time in September. Or maybe it was August. We don’t know. We don’t know because they haven’t told us, as their reps only released a statement confirming that the birth happened but not when or how and whether or not she had any drugs or used an epidural and how dilated she was when she went into the hospital. Full Story

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Katy Perry & John Mayer had sex for Christmas

December 27, 2012 19:18:56 Posted at December 27, 2012 19:18:56
Dean Posted by Dean

How’s this for a little coal in your stocking, huh? On Christmas day Katy Perry tweeted this picture of John Mayer wearing a Santa suit, in what look like the final seconds before they screwed under the mistletoe. His face is clearly trying to communicate some sort of boner inspired message and, I think, his hand is actually on his dick. Full Story

Worst of 2012: Johnny Depp

December 27, 2012 19:03:03 Posted at December 27, 2012 19:03:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

Here’s a brief recap of Johnny Depp’s 2012: Third week of January, PEOPLE Magazine boldly announces on its cover story, several months ahead of everyone else, that Johnny and Vanessa Paradis are done. Some speculate that he’s already seeing Amber Heard. Full Story

Marital Punctuation

December 27, 2012 16:39:08 Posted at December 27, 2012 16:39:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Kate Winslet is married. Everyone is saying that Leonardo DiCaprio gave her away, although the source on that report comes from one of the British papers which...you know. Apparently it was a small event and even their parents weren’t aware. If it’s true about Leo, I wonder if he’s over it. Full Story

Tom Cruise’s signature move

December 27, 2012 16:10:02 Posted at December 27, 2012 16:10:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is apparently dancing. He dances a lot. He dances like your uncle at the wedding. Now that he’s single, the dancing is his go-to move. According to IN TOUCH Weekly, Tom Cruise is now seeing a NY restaurant manager called Cynthia Jorge. She boldly handed him her card and he called right away, inviting her out to a club the next night where he kept her on the dance floor with his salsa and then ground his pelvis into her all Patrick Swayze styles. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston is marrying That Guy at the beach

December 27, 2012 15:55:31 Posted at December 27, 2012 15:55:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Clasos.com /Splash News, FAMEFLYNET

He’s all tats and leather, right? So New York cool on his motorbike, arty for life, so much so that a proper pair of board shorts, while on holiday in Mexico, would be a character violation... Check out Justin Theroux’s preferred swimwear in Cabo with Jennifer Aniston -- cut off jean shorts, in black, OF COURSE, with a leather belt, perfect for sunbathing, and a pageboy cap, because his head must not be hot enough. Full Story

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Porny’s Pregnant Christmas

December 27, 2012 15:25:09 Posted at December 27, 2012 15:25:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Apollo/FAMEFLYNET, Splash News

It’s official, even though you’ve known about for almost a month now -- Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy by posting a photo of her daughter Maxwell in “BIG SIS” pose and announcing it via a new commercial for Weight Watchers (posted below). Then, conveniently, the paps converged in Hawaii where Porny’s on holiday with her family. Full Story

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December 27, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

December 27, 2012 14:53:50 Posted at December 27, 2012 14:53:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heidi! Happy Belated 40th Birthday with love from Helena ...and Ramon! Have I mentioned that Ramon is the best name ever? Let’s make that an annual tradition. Hope you’ve had a great week. Celebrate at Club 40 well into the New Year!  Full Story

Monday, December 24, 2012

Dear Gossips,

One Day More! One more day before the storm! At the barricades of Freedom! When our ranks begin to form Will you take your place with me? I’ll be there in spirit as we’re in Tofino where there are no theatres but I swear if it wasn’t two hours along a narrow treacherous path, I’d totally make the drive tomorrow to see Les Miserables again, even though the critics are sh-tting on it.  Read Full Intro

Joyful Joyful!

December 24, 2012 19:45:07 Posted at December 24, 2012 19:45:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, enewsimage.com /Splash News

I know it’s supposed to be Lauryn Hill and the St Francis Choir and it’s blasphemy for me to suggest imagining Mimi as the subject of the song but... Look at her. Our Mimi. Look at her and tell me, don’t these lyrics apply? Clearly as the sun above Melts the clouds of sin and sadness Drive the dark of doubt away Giver of immortal gladness Fill us with the light Fill us with the light Oh fill us with the light of day It is Christmas. Full Story

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