Miley Cyrus + Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 14:00:26 October 29, 2013 14:00:26
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If you’ve been reading this blog regularly the last couple months, you probably know by now that Miley Cyrus’s tonguing, etc, doesn’t bother me as much as it’s bothered other people. What’s bothered me the most is a quote I read from her in the new Cosmopolitan: "Everything is so chaotic and crazy right now and it’s so much all at once, but I’m living for it. Full Story

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Criticising RDJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 13:37:01 October 29, 2013 13:37:01
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Not me, not me. Definitely not me. On my birthday last month, while we were out for dinner, for some reason Sasha’s husband brought up an old movie called Black and White, directed by James Toback. I think it’s because we were talking about Gaby Hoffmann and the randomness of the cast – Scott Caan, Claudia Schiffer, Ben Stiller, Elijah Wood, Mike Tyson, Wu-Tang Clan, and Robert Downey Jr. Full Story

October 29, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 13:23:16 October 29, 2013 13:23:16
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Natalia! It’s your 29th and the 29th! Happy Champagne Birthday! Here’s Ryan Gosling as you asked. Go big on this one, OK? And for Lisa -- Happy 32nd Birthday with love from Amy who requested for you some vintage shots of Edward Cullen circa 2008. Also I’m to tell you that the photos are “from the very NOT silly Twilight”. Full Story

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Monday, October 28, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Hey generic Canadian readers – Ron Burgundy wants you to know he’s written the book of the year. LET ME OFF AT THE TOP: My Classy Life and Other Musings is due out on November 19. Here’s how the press release reads: “Ron Burgundy has taken the time to write a book.  Read Full Intro

Letting go with Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2013 20:16:56 October 28, 2013 20:16:56
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RCF/ Splash

This is the cover art for Mariah Carey’s new single The Art of Letting Go. And here’s Mimi this weekend at the BET event. If only we could all be invited to watch a Mimi photo shoot. Photo shoots take a lot of time as it is. They’re constantly messing around with the light, futzing around with the angles, a photo shoot is tedious. Full Story

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Baby wants to come

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2013 20:05:07 October 28, 2013 20:05:07

So Justin Bieber went clubbing in Panama. And when he was leaving the club, he took 10 women home with him. One of those women was a prostitute. She’s now telling her story to the local papers. According to her, this is what happened: She and JB smoked some pot. Then this: “He asked me in English if I wanted all of his semen, but I don't understand English. Full Story

Plastic Face vs Plastic Robot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2013 19:30:50 October 28, 2013 19:30:50
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Tori Spelling is selling a new book so that she can buy a vasectomy. At one point she talks sh-t about Katie Holmes. Apparently she and Katie were friends when Katie was on Dawson’s Creek. Then they ran into each other years later at their vocal coach’s office after Katie married Tom Cruise. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2013 18:39:34 October 28, 2013 18:39:34

Total future belly-cupper (Dlisted)

Miley Cyrus looks great in this suit (Too Fab)

But Miley would never go as Ebola (The Superficial)

See this is getting boring now (Just Jared)

Someone please show this to Salma Hayek (Hollywood Tuna)

Gisele kisses Jack (Pop Sugar)

Like the hat, hate the pants (Cele|bitchy)

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom keeping it civil (Socialite Life)

Brad Pitt smelling bad is saving the environment (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Reese’s son is wearing a badass shirt. I need one. (I'm Not Obsessed)
 

Taylor Swift & Alexander Skarsgard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2013 17:17:20 October 28, 2013 17:17:20
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An all alert from Gossip Cop just came into my mailbox. Headline: Taylor Swift NOT Dating Alexander Skarsgard, Despite Reports It was inevitable. They’re working on The Giver together. He’s hot and her reputation is “boy crazy” so it was only a matter of time before people tried to make it happen. Full Story

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Let’s go to the pumpkin patch and make out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2013 15:59:37 October 28, 2013 15:59:37
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There’s apparently only one pumpkin patch in LA. So Robin Thicke and Paula Patton decided to go there this weekend and make out just to make sure that if you didn’t read all the interviews they’ve been doing about their relationship, and how much they like to f-ck, and how big his dick is, and how they get busy to his music, etc etc etc, you have a visual now so that you can imagine how much they like to f-ck, and how big his dick is, and how they get busy to his music. Full Story

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Teenagers on a F*ckfest

Duana Posted by Duana at October 28, 2013 15:09:19 October 28, 2013 15:09:19

(Sorry, Jacek, I had to) Homeland Season 3 Episode 5 recap Other than two very delicious uses of the F word this week, Homeland has now firmly constructed itself – this season, at least – as a show that might be smarter than you and is determined to keep you guessing. This is either immensely appealing or intensely annoying, depending on how you live. Full Story