This may not be true by the time I land

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2013 14:16:24 April 23, 2013 14:16:24

I thought about writing this article yesterday. Eventually I decided against it because if they got into a fight, it would have been a waste of my time and then I’d have to write another article to update the situation. It is now 10:30pm ET. So far, they haven’t changed their minds yet. Full Story

Saving Reese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2013 13:45:59 April 23, 2013 13:45:59
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“If you’re Reese Witherspoon, who do you sell out to save your own ass when the MiniVan Majority suddenly isn’t so impressed with it?” -- This was the final line of my post yesterday re: Reese Witherspoon’s arrest for being a bratty bitch to a police officer in Atlanta. Full Story

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April 23, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2013 13:12:04 April 23, 2013 13:12:04

Martina! Happy Birthday from S who asked for some pictures of New York, your favourite place. To Kirsten from Heidi -- Congratulations on finishing your second book... on Old Hollywood actresses, including Zsa Zsa! Happy 40th Birthday Gabrielle in Louisiana! For you -- Alexander Skarsgard, Jon Hamm, and Tom Hardy with the puppy! And for Dany from Una who feels blessed to have gone through it all with you, stronger than ever. Full Story

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Monday, April 22, 2013

Dear Gossips,

I was in LA this weekend covering the Iron Man 3 junket for etalk. Saturday night I spent watching Tony Stark be, well, Tony Stark. Sunday he and I shared a shoe moment, then I interviewed my girlcrush of all time, and I was able to get on an earlier flight to come home, and when I landed, my inbox said Reese Witherspoon was arrested essentially for being a bitch.  Read Full Intro

Six, Smash, and the Riggins Brothers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2013 20:44:43 April 22, 2013 20:44:43

Come on. Are you crying a little? If Texas is forever and Dillon was your jam for 5 seasons, this picture will make you cry. Street got married. And look who was at his wedding: Hi Smash! And those Riggins brothers. It’s too bad Herc wasn’t there. If Herc was there, I’d be useless for the rest of the week, because I’d start again at Episode 1 and not come out from my FNL cave until the series finale. Full Story

Don’t change, Channing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2013 20:31:43 April 22, 2013 20:31:43
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Channing Tatum was at Summer of Sony this weekend with Jamie Foxx and Maggie Gyllenhaal promoting White House Down. I like how they all coordinated outfits here. White House Down is not my kind of film. But I will tell you right now that I’ll be seeing it -- for two reasons: so that I can do my part and make it a bigger deal than Gerard Butler’s Olympus Has Fallen and because, well, that’s how much I like Channing Tatum. Full Story

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Pepperony Porn!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2013 19:46:46 April 22, 2013 19:46:46
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But why can’t it be Iron Pepper? After all, she wears the suit now, and don’t yell at me about spoilers because that scene is in the trailer. I saw Iron Man 3 in a screening room on the Disney lot on Saturday which ended up being cooler than I thought it would be. Can’t say much about it yet except that I now have a raging, raging, RAGING hurt for Robert Downey Jr in a Five List kind of way, only more. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2013 19:16:26 April 22, 2013 19:16:26

It’s like grandpa’s hamming it up in Charlize Theron’s hat (The Superficial)

Holy F-CKING AWKWARD (Dlisted)

Jeff Goldblum’s everyday voice is a sex voice and I can’t stop laughing (Too Fab)

Yeah, yeah, Kate Winslet in a robe but ALAN RICKMAN! (Just Jared)

I can never, ever remember what James Franco’s girlfriend looks like (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Lawrence’s new short hair undone (Pop Sugar)

Reese Witherspoon = Tara Reid HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA (Cele|bitchy)

You know, I don’t hate this suit (Socialite Life)

Kristen Stewart doesn’t want Robert Pattinson to talk to Reese Witherspoon? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Love the top, hate the jeans (I'm Not Obsessed)

Ryan Reynolds vs Will Smith

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2013 18:24:42 April 22, 2013 18:24:42
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Every year a big budget movie takes a sh-t at the box office. The other day I predicted that Will Smith’s After Earth would hold that title in 2013. Sarah from Cinesnark didn’t disagree, but after the trailer for R.I.P.D. was released last week, she thinks it might be R. Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston wants to be The Crow

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 22, 2013 17:31:57 April 22, 2013 17:31:57
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Of course he does. We all agree that he totally wants to be a super famous star, right? I mean, I like the guy, but you can’t overlook his, um, eagerness. It’s what you like or don’t like about him—the Try is either annoying or adorable, like a puppy humping your leg for attention, depending on your tolerance. Full Story

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Royal Clasping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2013 17:15:20 April 22, 2013 17:15:20
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While Prince Harry was hanging out at the marathon yesterday, his sister-in-law, Katy Cambridge, spent the day with the Queen’s Scouts at Windsor Castle. She was a vision in fertile green, once again, using a short hemline to accentuate her trim legs so as to balance the bulk that’s growing above the waist. Full Story

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