Sandy’s speech saves her dress…and Marlon Wayans?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2014 15:38:03 January 17, 2014 15:38:03
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Ethan Miller/ Kevin Winter/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

Hated Sandra Bullock’s dress last night at the Critics’ Choice Awards. The colour was fine. The ruffle-tiering, however, is 10 years old. Go into any Midnight Elegance, Apparel For Any Occasion shoppe at your local mall and you’ll find a dress like this. I don’t give a sh-t if it’s Lanvin. Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston’s murder car

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 17, 2014 15:07:20 January 17, 2014 15:07:20

The most insane commercial I’ve ever seen is the Folgers “Christmas incest” ad. I love that commercial, and I never thought anything could top its accidental comedy gold, until I saw the teaser for Tom Hiddleston’s Jaguar commercial, which will air during the Super Bowl. Full Story

Julia Roberts wins Best Picture

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2014 14:50:39 January 17, 2014 14:50:39
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Julia Roberts and Meryl Streep were pretty tight last night at the Critics’ Choice Awards. They were on the carpet together, they sat together, they hugged several times, and for the most part, on those occasions, Julia held down The Julia, because even Julia knows that Julia < Meryl Streep. Full Story

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Jonah’s Best Day Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2014 14:30:37 January 17, 2014 14:30:37
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FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Kevin Winter/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange, was nominated for his 2nd Oscar yesterday. Then he got to sit with Marty and Leo at the Critics’ Choice Awards and Leo even namechecked him in his speech! Best day ever! This is why Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange, doesn’t want to be funny in interviews Full Story

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Cate’s date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2014 13:53:01 January 17, 2014 13:53:01
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Cate Blanchett’s date last night was her son Roman who brought a deck of cards with him to the event – a kid I could totally roll with. At one point, Cate took him over to meet Sandra Bullock. Was a pretty cute moment. She seemed overjoyed when Sir Ben Kingsley called out her name, more because it was an excuse to hug her oldest than it was for winning. Full Story

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January 17, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2014 13:37:15 January 17, 2014 13:37:15

Crystal! Happy Birthday from Amy who is sorry she missed you at Christmas – that blizzard! – but they’ll be another chance to catch up on all the celebrity (and hometown) gossip is in a few months. Sending lots of love to the East Coast! PS Hi Owen! And for Kim from Lisa – good luck with that presentation and here are the Cocktail and Days Of Thunder versions of Tom Cruise (did he have a perm back then?) and Josh Duhamel by request. Full Story

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I have just entered the third and final trimester of my book pregnancy. And I had promised that I would treat it like a baby pregnancy – be super self-indulgent and talk about it all the time, every page edit was supposed to be a baby kick – so I’m throwing myself a gender reveal party.  Read Full Intro

Let this be the photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2014 21:16:32 January 16, 2014 21:16:32
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

Chiwetel Ejiofor was nominated for Best Actor Oscar today. Cate Blanchett was nominated for Best Actress Oscar today. Here they are, posing together, at the AACTA Awards on the weekend. Will they be doing the same on March 2nd with their trophies in hand? Oh I hope so. The two favourites, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey, can kiss all the babies and shake all the hands they want to, but I hope in the end it’s Chiwetel. Full Story

Michael Fassbender comes after Gerard Butler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2014 20:31:37 January 16, 2014 20:31:37
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Wenn, Splash

I thought about buying these photos. It’s the new year. And Jacek is way less stingy with cash at the beginning of the year. And then I was like, why am I blowing cash on Michael Fassbender? So you can look at them here. He was holding hands with Madalina Ghenea in Milan yesterday. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2014 19:35:33 January 16, 2014 19:35:33

Sasha Finds Sandra’s jacket and moccasin booties in LifeStyle

This reminds me of “Wino Forever” (Dlisted)

What they might find on Justin Bieber’s phone (The Superficial)

Tyra Banks’s eyes are freaking me out here (FishWrapper)

I want to know more about why Anne Hathaway “disagreed” with David O Russell (Pop Sugar)

Meryl Streep hates Benedict Cumberbatch (Cele|bitchy)

I like this outfit on Will Smith (Just Jared)

Jessie J’s hair has grown back (Hollywood Tuna)

Lindsay Lohan trying to get back together with Samantha Ronson (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Scarjo sips on soda (Popoholic)

Allison Williams might be taking over from overdressed Kate Beckinsale (Go Fug Yourself)

Downton Banned from Dan Stevens Junket

Dean Posted by Dean at January 16, 2014 19:05:54 January 16, 2014 19:05:54
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Johns PKI/ Splash, Theo Wargo/ Getty

So we all know Cousin Matthew died, but did you know he’s also on a diet? Dan Stevens has been making the rounds to promote his new movie, Summer in February, and his beautiful baby moon face that we all fell in love with is nowhere to be seen. And that’s not the only thing he left behind at Downton. Full Story

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