Folk Parody

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2013 17:15:12 August 5, 2013 17:15:12
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This is the new video for Hopeless Wanderer from Mumford & Sons. The band didn’t have to do anything. Because they don’t appear at all. Instead, in their places, are Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, Ed Helms, and Will Forte. It’s a folk parody. It’s good. Especially the tambourine around Bateman’s neck and the fact that they each are carrying around like 18 instruments on their bodies. Full Story

Not the Emmys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2013 15:44:23 August 5, 2013 15:44:23
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Frederick M. Brown /Kevin Winter /Getty Images

The Television Critics Association announced their awards yesterday in Beverly Hills. The results are much different than what the Emmys will be in September. The Emmy nominations did not include Orphan Black’s Tatiana Maslany. The TCA gave Maslany the Individual Achievement in Drama award. If you watch Orphan Black, this is a fist-pump moment. Full Story

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Modelisers: the weekend update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2013 14:52:53 August 5, 2013 14:52:53
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PacificCoastNews.com

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bradley Cooper were on holiday together in Belize last week with their young model girlfriends, Toni Garrn and Suki Waterhouse. OMG! Leo and Coop are both 38. And Toni and Suki are both 21. It’s so, like, the same! Here’s a shot Full Story

Sherlock’s return

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 5, 2013 14:35:22 August 5, 2013 14:35:22

It’s about three months until Sherlock returns on the BBC and/or we all pirate it—no use pretending any of us are actually going to wait till it airs on PBS in twenty-motherf*cking-fourteen—and we have our first teaser. It’s a totally uninformative glimpse of Sherlock playing peek-a-boo with all the main characters and I love it. Full Story

Babyjacked Hot Harry on a Horse looks great in green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2013 14:24:08 August 5, 2013 14:24:08
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James Whatling /Splash News, Getty Images, David Sims /WENN

Prince William played polo this weekend for charity, his first public appearance since presenting Georgie to the world almost two weeks ago. As expected, all anyone cared about was the baby. How’s the baby? Are you changing nappies? Baby this, baby that. And the baby was even gifted with a baby mallet. Full Story

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Progress?

Duana Posted by Duana at August 5, 2013 13:48:49 August 5, 2013 13:48:49

The Newsroom Season 2 Episode 4 recap Okay, well, this is the episode where things began to happen. And it’s the episode where the distance between what The Newsroom is trying to do and what it does do comes the closest to being closed. This is what it could be, at its most noble and terrible. Full Story

Ryan Gosling as Batman and in Iceland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2013 13:34:06 August 5, 2013 13:34:06
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Turns out there is a casting process that will be as exhausting (and ridiculous) as the speculation surrounding who will play Christian Grey: Who will play Bruce Wayne, Batman? As revealed at Comic-Con, the Man Of Steel sequel will feature both Superman and Batman. Some Teen Wolf star already tried to get ahead of the story last week – click here Full Story

Friday, August 2, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Dads is a new Seth MacFarlane show on FOX premiering in September starring Giovanni Ribisi and Seth Green about two roommates in business together and their fathers move in. Critics eviscerated it yesterday at the TCA calling it racist and sexist. Apparently Brenda Song plays an employee who’s asked to dress sexy Asian to give Chinese clients a boner. So, as Deadline noted, like 2 Broke Girls before it, Dads will probably be a hit.

Um… Yay us?

It’s a long weekend here in Canada but we’ll still be posting some content on Monday.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2013 17:21:22 August 2, 2013 17:21:22

Our furniture is coming in half an hour – I won’t have to write on a stepladder anymore! Have a great weekend!

Sasha Finds overalls in LifeStyle

Justin Bieber thinks he’s Anthony Weiner now (The Superficial)

My boys just yell at me until I feed them. These girls make them look f-ckig ungrateful AND useless (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan’s huge lips host Chelsea Handler (FishWrapper)

Kate Hudson’s sick body working out (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch is playing hard to get with Matt Damon? As IF Sherlock (Cele|bitchy)

This is what Robert Pattinson may or may not be grinding on the undercover (Just Jared)

Selena Gomez’s black leather panels (Hollywood Tuna)

Leah Remini is writing a book about Xenu’s secrets. Fine. But will she talk about Travolta and Cruise? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Does Miley pop her grill in to walk her dog? (Popoholic)

Wish I could see this outfit without the wrinkles (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Silencio!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2013 17:04:48 August 2, 2013 17:04:48

Did Mimi go to Hogwarts? Silencio, a silencing spell, coming from Mariah Carey. Is that ironic? Mimi posted this video, full of amazingness, the other day and I decided to save it for a Friday, before the weekend. Because it’s how you let go. By watching 2 minutes of Mimi bloopers but, you know, not really. Full Story

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