Anne Frank & Justin Bieber

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2013 18:54:07 April 15, 2013 18:54:07

“I prayed, ‘God, you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?...God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label!’” -- Pattie Mallette in The New York Times Full Story

Advanced Family Dynamics 501: Chairs & Arrows

Duana Posted by Duana at April 15, 2013 18:18:29 April 15, 2013 18:18:29

Game Of Thrones Season 3 episode 3 recap The chairs. Of course the chairs. And everything else that happened in only an hour.   But before we get there, let’s take a minute for the arrows – those arrows that couldn’t find their target if they’d been directed by the Gods. Full Story

Black leather Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2013 16:23:45 April 15, 2013 16:23:45
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Brad Pitt presented the equivalent of Best Picture to The Avengers at the MTV Movie Awards last night because he needs the MTV audience to see World War Z. He wore a black leather shirt jacket and his hair pulled back in a ponytail which only accentuated his carb face. That’s the biggest face he’s ever had, right? And he was talking like a parent talks when he’s trying to be down with the youth. Full Story

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Gwyneth and her languages

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2013 15:52:58 April 15, 2013 15:52:58
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Another Gwyneth article? Yes. What is the problem? There have already been 2 RDJ articles today. Tony and Pepper are equals! Gwyneth Paltrow spent a summer in Spain. She is fluent in Spanish. During Iron Man 2 promotion in 2010, she also showed off Full Story

“That Was Churchill”

Duana Posted by Duana at April 15, 2013 15:38:29 April 15, 2013 15:38:29

Mad Men Season 6 Episode 3 recap Let’s start with a nice easy situation – how do we feel about creepy upbeat Bob? I am myself somewhat upbeat, but I can’t stand people who are always trying to accentuate the positive when all you want to do is have a good drink and a pout. Bob thereby accomplishes the impossible at the end of the episode – he goes to buy toilet paper and simultaneously makes me empathize with Pete, something I had no hope of doing earlier. Full Story

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Exes at Coachella: Bosworth & Skarsgard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2013 15:13:12 April 15, 2013 15:13:12
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Three years ago, Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard went to Coachella and hugged each other and she sat on his shoulders and she flaunted their love, and then, for some reason, perhaps after too much sun and beer, he got all aggro on the paps for wanting to shoot them. And I said at the time... Full Story

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Exes at Coachella: Katy Perry edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2013 14:34:59 April 15, 2013 14:34:59
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Last year at Coachella, 4 months after her divorce from Russell Brand, Katy Perry was seen with Florence And The Machine's Robert Ackroyd. It was definitely romantic. Click here for a refresher. That didn't last long. Not even sure if it lasted past the weekend. Full Story

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RDJ & his Real Wife in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2013 13:51:06 April 15, 2013 13:51:06
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And when he’s off the carpet, he’s with Susan and little Exton. Oh hi Exton! Exton is just over a year old now. Looks like he might have dad’s flair for fashion. Those are some cute kicks. And is that red plaid on his pants? Speaking of pants... Good ones on RDJ here, non? I love him. Full Story

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RDJ & his Work Wife in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2013 13:37:39 April 15, 2013 13:37:39
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There’s a lot to shout about today, Justin Bieber. And we will. But maybe we shouldn’t shout so early? Let’s begin today with love. My two loves: Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr, who were in Paris this weekend promoting Iron Man 3. As you can see, he adores her. As you can also see, he’s awesome. Full Story

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April 15, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2013 13:14:44 April 15, 2013 13:14:44

For Sarah, Emily, and Julia from Hamdi who is so grateful for your support through her sh-tty month. Here are Eddie Redmayne, Viggo Mortensen, and Robert Pattinson - one each for the best roommates.  Full Story

Friday, April 12, 2013

Dear Gossips,

The MTV Movie Awards are happening on Sunday. Here’s what to look forward to:

- Exclusive new Iron Man 3 footage
- Catching Fire, the first teaser
- Rebel Wilson hosting
- Brad Pitt presenting because he wants you to watch his zombies

But mostly...Um...

WILL FERRELL + PETER DINKLAGE...

What?!

I don’t know why this isn’t what they’re hyping the show around. Even Jacek will now watch for that combination. It’ll end up being the most GIFed part of the night. I’ll be on Twitter through the show. And we’ll recap here on Monday.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. In Winnipeg #rumorestimmortalis, indeed. That was some advanced sh-t talking last night, THANK YOU! It was an honour to be among so many cerebral gossips. I think we set a faculty record for PhD attendance -- I think there were 5 of you? And one post doc too? Hope you had a good time, and hope to see you again soon!