The Loop by Sympatico

December 13, 2012 15:41:07 Posted at December 13, 2012 15:41:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The return of Respek

December 13, 2012 15:21:42 Posted at December 13, 2012 15:21:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Booyakasha! Let’s start the day on a lighter note... Sacha Baron Cohen was honoured last night in London at the British Comedy Awards. (How low budget is that set? And I would never, ever ask them to change it. There’s a certain charm in that, non?) Ben Kingsley presented. And Ali G accepted. Full Story

December 13, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

December 13, 2012 15:08:33 Posted at December 13, 2012 15:08:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lolan! Happy Birthday! It’s been a long, long time, you and me, right? Thank you for coming back for so many years. Please keep coming back for more! And by request, here’s your #1, Rosario Dawson. While you’re Christmas shopping, would you consider downsizing at the same time? Covenant House in TORONTO is short of winter coats this season for the youth and could really use a few gently used outer garments to keep the kids warm. Full Story

Hugh’s not invited back

December 12, 2012 22:56:10 Posted at December 12, 2012 22:56:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Last Friday, Stewart and Colbert participated in a charity fireside chat in New Jersey and, because they are generous and gracious and amazing this way, actually showed up to give the audience what they came for, what they donated for -- candid conversation with information that hadn’t been rehashed over and over again. Full Story

Annie and her underwear

December 12, 2012 22:13:38 Posted at December 12, 2012 22:13:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’m not posting the pictures. It’s really not all that interesting to me. And, frankly, the suggestion that she did it on purpose for her Oscar campaign is... really dumb. How could that possibly, possibly be part of an Oscar campaign strategy...? Why would seeing pap shots of Anne Hathaway’s pussy convince those old fart Academy members in Palm Springs -- who picked Crash over Brokeback, REMEMBER??? -- to vote for her? If, that is, they actually voted themselves. Full Story

Oh no, 8 cm isn’t private at all

December 12, 2012 20:36:30 Posted at December 12, 2012 20:36:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The rule from these assholes is that you’re not allowed to ask them about their personal lives. You’re not allowed to ask them if they’re dating X or if they broke up with Y. Because it’s private, they say. And it’s insulting to be talking about their private relationships when they’re trying to promote their work. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 12, 2012 19:33:55 Posted at December 12, 2012 19:33:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duana name-nerds a sibling for Simon in LifeStyle

What to expect in 2013: Justin Bieber is a dick? (Dlisted)

Am I desensitised or just exhausted? Because I’m not actually all that offended by this Christina Aguilera look (Too Fab)

But does Starbucks want to be associated with that asshole Lindsay Lohan? (The Superficial)

Lea Michele looks really cute in this outfit (Just Jared)

Fresh SAG nominee Sofia Vergara carries a garment bag (Hollywood Tuna)

The Year in Celebrity PDA (Pop Sugar)

Jessica Chastain’s new boyfriend? (Cele|bitchy)

One of Amanda Seyfried’s Top 10 life moments: whiskey with Letterman (Hollywood PQ)

Jennifer Lawrence is about to get a lot more Twi-Hard hate mail (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Ricky Martin made me cry (Towleroad)

A Eulogy to Leo’s Sexiness

December 12, 2012 19:07:38 Posted at December 12, 2012 19:07:38
Dean Posted by Dean
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What is Leo’s problem? The NY Django Unchained premiere happened last night and if you flip through the pics below you’ll see Olivia Wilde, Jamie Foxx, even Christoph Waltz having a great time, understandably excited to be celebrating one of the year’s best reviewed movies. Then there’s Leo, Smug Leo, barely awake with an expression that says “fine, I’ll come out to promote the most creatively challenging role I’ve had in a decade and wear this gorgeous suit but do NOT expect me to smile about it. Full Story

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She totally wants to be there

December 12, 2012 17:50:55 Posted at December 12, 2012 17:50:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As you know, Victoria Beckham did not arrive with the other Spices last night at the premiere of Viva Forever. Instead, she was late and posed with her family on the carpet. Click here for a refresher. Inside though, Posh did finally join the girls on stage. Full Story

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When a Hero Cums Along….

December 12, 2012 17:31:02 Posted at December 12, 2012 17:31:02
Dean Posted by Dean

Sorry to interrupt your afternoon with some sexual awkwardness, but Nick Cannon has done something that we simply must address. Last week I wrote about how Mariah Carey loves to act sexy and sing about sexy sex but that her sex life still seems somehow unimaginable. Click here Full Story