Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2013 20:41:48 February 20, 2013 20:41:48

Your heart may not be able to stand this much sweetness (DListed)

Porny's #1 baby name (The Superficial)

Dumbass of the Day: Whoever's still paying Ebola Paris Hilton to come to their parties (Celebitchy)

Monica and Chandler together you care? (Too Fab)

Hayden Panettiere looks great here with the puppies (Hollywood Tuna)

Wonder if Mila and Michelle are laughing that Rachel got stuck with James Franco (PopSugar)

Renee Zellweger is happy in Hawaii and in love (JustJared)

Love this Olivia Munn outfit, surprisingly (IDLYITW)

Kanye West's girlfriend hasn't figured out how to touch herself? (Evil Beet)

Miley smoking like Rihanna styles (Hollywood PQ)

Scarjo is not engaged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2013 19:23:02 February 20, 2013 19:23:02
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Ring Watch is so dumb. It’s almost as dumb as Bump Watch. And probably just as unreliable. Here’s Scarlett Johansson walking around New York with her boyfriend Romain Dauriac this week wearing a ring and suddenly she’s engaged. Her rep quickly denied it Full Story

Calling Clive Davis A Liar

Duana Posted by Duana at February 20, 2013 18:43:31 February 20, 2013 18:43:31
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Kelly Clarkson posted this on WhoSay yesterday. Guaranteed she didn’t take a long time to write it. Not because it’s bad, or anything like that. On the contrary, it is straightforward and passionate – she maybe had one person read it over and then threw it up, shaking a little with rage but feeling better that she did something about it. Full Story

Annie to sing again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2013 16:41:34 February 20, 2013 16:41:34
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As mentioned earlier, Anne Hathaway will perform as part of the Les Miserables ensemble at the Oscars on Sunday. Annie sings again at the Oscars! She sang two years ago when she co-hosted with James Franco. She sang four years ago when Hugh Jackman hosted and pulled her up on stage. I always loved it when she talked-sang the line “Frank Langella was sitting next to me”. Full Story

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Four Reasons Lisa Lampinelli Can’t Use the N Word

Dean Posted by Dean at February 20, 2013 16:32:47 February 20, 2013 16:32:47

The inexplicably famous comedian Lisa Lampinelli is in trouble today for using the n-word. Not that the context even really matters, but it’s kind of interesting/weird to note that she used the word in a tweet to describe Lena Dunham, with an accompanying twitpic of them at an award show. To me Lisa has always had a strong unfunny-morning-radio vibe, so I can’t say I’m particularly surprised that she would use this word, but what’s shocking is how stupid the defense is. Full Story

The Thinnification of Lily Collins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2013 15:46:02 February 20, 2013 15:46:02
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Lily Collins is the star of the upcoming The Mortal Instruments film series, based on the YA books by Cassandra Clare. The first installment is due in August. You previously saw her in last year’s Mirror, Mirror. Collins has tried the celebrity spawn reality show thing, she’s tried journalism, and now the goal is a franchise, to occupy a place in Hollywood somewhere around Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence. Full Story

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Justified 4.7: “I’m going to be glad when I hear the news”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 20, 2013 15:27:19 February 20, 2013 15:27:19

Justified Season 4 Episode 7 recap I recently re-watched seasons 1-3 and the first half of 4 and damn, I’d forgotten half the connections on the show. Like Sheriff Shelby—totally lost track of him being the security boss at the mine that Boyd saved in season 2. It’s really worth going back to view Justified from the beginning. Full Story

Prince Michael, correspondent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2013 14:52:00 February 20, 2013 14:52:00
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The first son of the late Michael Jackson, Prince Michael, is now a correspondent for Entertainment Tonight. He’s 16 years old. His first interview will be with the cast of Oz: The Great And Powerful. For Entertainment Tonight, it’s an obvious stunt-hire. And, well, it’s gross, non? Is the primary intention here really to learn what it takes to be a “producer, director, screenwriter, and actor”? Or is it so that they can help us rubberneck? Do you care what he asks James Franco? Or are you scrutinising him as he’s asking James Franco whatever it is that he’s asking James Franco? And besides, you don’t need to have experience in broadcasting to know -- most interns start as proper interns, the best way to understanding how a newsroom works: transcribing, running tapes, setting time codes, helping out with edits, running cable, the smaller jobs prepare you for the bigger jobs. Full Story

February 20, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2013 14:36:39 February 20, 2013 14:36:39

Lindsey! Happy 25th Birthday from your sister Kirsten who...requested for you “a pic of the GMD in all his glory”...? You mean this glory? Is this your favourite classic GMD photo too? WHAT was he doing?!? Happy Birthday Melanie who’s in Iraq right now from your sister Tracey -- travel safe and know that everyone at home loves you and is so proud of your work! And for Angelica Vøn Münster with love, respect, and admiration from the Animal Lurvers, and me too, for saving the cats and busting those assholes. Full Story

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Dear Gossips,

More and more Oscar experts seem to be switching over to Emmanuelle Riva for Best Actress. And Ang Li for Life Of Pi seems to be gaining momentum too as we enter the final hours for Academy members to decide which ends today.  Read Full Intro

Lisa Marie breaks up with Xenu?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2013 23:04:48 February 19, 2013 23:04:48
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DAME Magazine just tweeted at several entertainment outlets about a new article they’ve posted re: whether or not Lisa Marie Presley has broken up with the Church of Scientology. Speculation about Lisa Marie’s relationship to Xenu has been circulating for months. Full Story