Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Katie Holmes shows at NY Fashion Week today. Really, really can’t wait to see the collection. I mean, she’s gorgeous. And you know how even she looks in her own clothes. Can they be improved on the runway in shapeless models? More on that later.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

September 12, 2012 22:00:49 Posted at September 12, 2012 22:00:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My ma crashed the etalk lounge - new TIFF Journal entry for Visa.

Amanda Bynes got her licence suspended so Lindsay Lohan had to answer back (Dlisted)

Jordin Sparks lost enough weight to pose candidly for the paps in a bikini (Too Fab)

Bras are so uncomfortable, if I was that age, I would too (The Superficial)

How Gwyneth Paltrow advises Kate Hudson (Just Jared)

Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend does yoga (Hollywood Tuna)

H7 is really cute and already she’s trying to upstage her mother’s show (Pop Sugar)

Tom Cruise made his ex-fake girlfriend get new teeth (Cele|bitchy)

Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama are back together? (Hollywood PQ)

Mrs Ryan Reynolds doesn’t wear pants while carrying a baby goat (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Glee does Call Me Maybe...finally, I guess? (Towleroad)


Fried Chicken’s best fake hair?

September 12, 2012 21:49:33 Posted at September 12, 2012 21:49:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out Britney at her handprint ceremony yesterday and her hair in particular. It’s not bad, right? Haven’t consulted with my Fake Hair Expert Caleigh yet and I’m not saying that her extensions are as first class as Kate Beckinsale’s but comparatively, given what we’ve been used to from her, this might be the best ever. Full Story

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Fake or Real?

September 12, 2012 19:46:02 Posted at September 12, 2012 19:46:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Craig Barritt/Getty

No , no. Not hair. But there are a lot of people who just met Alison Pill today. You would have known her already if you know your Cancon. Or if you’ve seen the movies and tv shows she’s been in including - just some - Milk, In Treatment, Midnight In Paris and, of course, The Newsroom. Full Story

The first Holmes & Yang

September 12, 2012 18:52:06 Posted at September 12, 2012 18:52:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Kevin Mazur/ Getty

First of all, there was only one photographer allowed in to shoot this collection. Which means they’re exclusive, these pictures. Which means I had to pay a lot extra for them. So I’m zooming in as much as I can to give you as many close ups and angles as possible because I could only afford so many. Full Story

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Let’s talk about Emma

September 12, 2012 17:26:42 Posted at September 12, 2012 17:26:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I tingled to these photos yesterday of Emma Watson at the LA premiere of The Perks Of Being A Wallflower - click here to read Dan’s review - and a possible wardrobe malfunction that occurred with her nipple tape. It’s been a long time since my breasts sat up that high. Full Story

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Gwyneth is Best Dressed

September 12, 2012 16:23:50 Posted at September 12, 2012 16:23:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

PEOPLE Magazine has just named Gwyneth Paltrow the World’s Best Dressed Woman. Is PEOPLE a fashion authority? Check out Gwyneth in black at TIFF the other night. Jessi Cruickshank, who was assigned to that carpet for etalk, said it was spectacular in person and she’s never been a fan of the G. Full Story

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Lauryn Hill is back. I hope.

September 12, 2012 15:56:19 Posted at September 12, 2012 15:56:19
Dan Posted by Dan

(Lainey: On Saturday night, Dan, Duana, Sasha, and I went to Lauryn Hill. We may have cried from happiness. Here below are Dan’s thoughts on the show. I am still crying.) I am a top tier Lauryn Hill fan. I know every song word for word. I can recite every line from Sister Act 2. I even bought the Surf’s Up soundtrack just so I could own the song she wrote for it. Full Story

Front Row Slum Love?

September 12, 2012 15:32:46 Posted at September 12, 2012 15:32:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, Tom Meinelt/Splash

JLo is in New York. It’s fashion week. Will she show up at Katie’s front row? I have a hard time believing it given that they’ve not been seen together in a long time and JLo’s still rumoured to have Sci ties, but that just might be the kind of dick move she’s capable of -- upstaging someone’s situation with her gross Slum Lover by the runway. Full Story

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Pre-show Katie

September 12, 2012 14:59:01 Posted at September 12, 2012 14:59:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Doug Meszler/Splash

Katie Holmes has been on a tear. She cut Tom loose. She took the baby. She put Scientology on defensive. And everyone loves her. It’s been nothing but win for Katie for a solid two months. Today she shows at NY Fashion Week for the first time. Another win? Here’s the thing: even if it’s sh-t, will they say it’s sh-t? Holmes & Yang have been pretty tight with media for their presentation. Full Story

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