Thursday, September 13, 2012

Dear Gossips,

How was Britney? My cousin Cat says she’s harsh, which makes for good TV. Others have emailed to say it was dull. I was at work and couldn’t watch and I’m working tonight too but maybe, with your feedback, I’ll look into it when I get home next week.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

September 13, 2012 21:54:16 Posted at September 13, 2012 21:54:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My braid bun! And Traci Melchor’s birthday cake was baked for her personality - my latest TIFF Journal entry for Visa - here.

I still can’t believe she and Lindsay Lohan aren’t best friends. We are getting ripped off. (Dlisted)

Where did this Candice Swanepoel come from? Why is she everywhere all the time all of a sudden? (The Superficial)

Love Kate Hudson’s suit jacket. Too bad about those creased pants (Too Fab)

Penelope in purple (Pop Sugar)

Ugh. What’s your damage, Hollywood??? (Cele|bitchy)

It’s official. Ryan Lochte just killed his chances at Rio 2016 with an Ebola Hilton infection (Just Jared)

Green is a good colour on Olivia Munn (Hollywood Tuna)

HE CALLED HIS KID BREEZE? BREEZE?????????????????????? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Sarah will be mad...but I still like the idea of Minka Kelly with Chris Evans (Popoholic)

Really into this Amy Adams outfit (Go Fug Yourself)

Alison Pill has arrived

September 13, 2012 20:28:37 Posted at September 13, 2012 20:28:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A nude photo situation led to her very first dedicated gossip story in Page Six -- there was no professional downside AT ALL to Alison Pill’s breast reveal. This is our world now. According to Page Six, Alison was “falling down drunk” and talking about her farts on Monday night at a fashion party. Full Story

Deep Thoughts on Chris Evans

September 13, 2012 19:55:51 Posted at September 13, 2012 19:55:51
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I have always liked Chris Evans. In my early days writing for LaineyGossip, I took a lot of sh*t from Lainey for liking him, but I think maybe she’s starting to come around. He’s a low-key guy, good looking but not obnoxious about it, and thanks to the career intervention of Marvel and Captain America, he’s finally in some movies that aren’t embarrassing to be caught seeing in public. Full Story

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GOOP for J Crew

September 13, 2012 18:30:27 Posted at September 13, 2012 18:30:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The new issue of GOOP is essentially an advertisement for J Crew. She picks her favourite items. She poses in her favourite items. She looks amazing in their clothes. Admit it, if there was anyone made for J Crew, it would be Gwyneth Paltrow. Click here Full Story

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Princess speaks in white and gold

September 13, 2012 16:39:17 Posted at September 13, 2012 16:39:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
James Whatling/ Corbis/ Pool/ Splash, Getty

Prince William and his Catherine arrived in Malaysia today where Kate gave a speech in support of a palliative care facility for children. It was an improvement over the first time she spoke in public - click here for a refresher. The pauses between sentences were not so long. Full Story

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Tom Cruise, Katie, and Kirstie

September 13, 2012 15:45:37 Posted at September 13, 2012 15:45:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While his ex-wife Katie Holmes was presenting for the first time at NY Fashion Week - click here to see the collection if you missed it yesterday - and being celebrated by the fashion world (?!?), Tom Cruise was over in London preparing for a new movie. Full Story

TIFF REVIEW: Spring Breakers. Or the time I felt like I did 47 jello shots and passed out with no clothes on

September 13, 2012 15:12:52 Posted at September 13, 2012 15:12:52
Dan Posted by Dan
Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

I debated about writing my Spring Breakers experience as one long stream of consciousness because trying to articulate my feelings about this film in any other form seemed almost impossible. But here goes… I left the movie, directed by cult film icon Harmony Korine, feeling like I had just spent twenty-four hours in a trashy nightclub. Full Story

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Dr Phil & the Drunk

September 13, 2012 14:24:13 Posted at September 13, 2012 14:24:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t watch Dr Phil. But I think I might if this preview delivers on its promise -- that he will call out Dina Lohan for being a piece of sh-t and raising a piece of sh-t. Lindsay Lohan, of course. It’s the most glorious low-classy body language you have ever seen. It’s the trademark Lohan denial and excuse-making. Full Story