“I will live a happy life without you”, he lied

Duana Posted by Duana at February 15, 2013 18:51:42 February 15, 2013 18:51:42

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 14 recap It took damn long enough!  Seriously, this episode, with the wandering and the moaning, and one person after another discovering that in fact there was only cure enough for one person, was kind of exhausting, wasn’t it? I mean, we get it already, and nobody’s relationships really changed, did they?    That’s not entirely true, I suppose. Full Story

Britney’s Valentine’s Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2013 17:51:25 February 15, 2013 17:51:25
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Britney Spears went out for dinner last night and they’re calling this a “mystery man”. It’s been a month or so since it was formally announced that Britney and Jason Trawick were done. Everyone’s waiting then for Britney to find love again. Britney, as we know, finds love fast. Full Story

The Day of (a Mother’s) Love

Maria Posted by Maria at February 15, 2013 17:36:52 February 15, 2013 17:36:52

It was quite a tame Valentine’s Day, celebrity-wise. Jessica took Jackpot Johnson out for a spin, Goop showed us the joy of cooking for one and apparently Brad gifted Angie with breath mints. So when in doubt, turn to the mothers. Vanessa Minnillo shared a page from her private family diary with PEOPLE. Full Story

The Jolie Halitosis?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2013 17:22:31 February 15, 2013 17:22:31
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US Weekly printed a hilarious Valentine’s Day story yesterday about the Brange. According to the magazine, Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie a “breath freshening” product as a symbol of his love. The Eat Whatever system includes a gel tablet and breath mints to fix the odour coming from her mouth. Full Story

Tom Cruise vs Nazis & Pervs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2013 16:58:52 February 15, 2013 16:58:52

Many years ago, I wrote about the hierarchy of celebrity tabloids. In short, PEOPLE and US Weekly at the top, and the bottom feeders are Star, IN TOUCH, and Life & Style. If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know I rarely bother with a story that originates from the last three. Full Story

February 15, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2013 15:39:36 February 15, 2013 15:39:36

Nonnie! Look at your hair! And you’re cutting it all off today -- 18 inches! -- for charity! It’s amazing that your hair is providing wigs for kids AND that the effort has raised money in support of pediatric oncology research at Stollery Children’s Hospital, Make-a-Wish Foundation, and Ronald McDonald House. Full Story

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Last year on Valentine’s Day, we enjoyed some Pitt Porn at the Berlinale, where Angelina Jolie was honoured for her work on In The Land Of Blood & Honey. And there was video. Click here for a refresher. This year, no Pitt Porn. But the Jolie does make an appearance. And a new discussion will dominate the mommy blog discussion boards about whether or not she’s a terrible parent. More on this later.

In other Valentine’s Day news, Jacek declared last night that Nicki Minaj is making a case for his Lifetime List. She really might be the best feedback-giver the show has ever seen. I am celebrating Valentine’s Day by starting a juice cleanse. Hayley and I are doing it together. It’s been 2 hours and already I want to give up.

Hunger (not love) is in the air!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Valentine Porny: Pink & Pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2013 22:59:52 February 14, 2013 22:59:52
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Porny's freeloader took her to lunch today in Santa Monica presumably to celebrate Valentine's. As you can see, she's in pink, the prototype for Pregnant Barbie if they ever released one on the market. Is Pink the official colour of the expectant? Why? Why isn't it forest green? Forest green is fertile. Full Story

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How To Be Alone by Gwyneth Paltrow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2013 21:44:59 February 14, 2013 21:44:59

GOOP is not celebrating Valentine’s Day. Instead, she says in the new GOOP that Valentine’s Day is “just a f-cked up reminder of what you don’t have”. For her? An editor. So the newsletter is full of single suggestions. Cook alone, eat alone, listen alone, culture alone. Full Story

“Who Am I If I’m Not Tami Taylor?”

Duana Posted by Duana at February 14, 2013 21:32:06 February 14, 2013 21:32:06
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The decision over what to do with this Connie Britton New York Times article took up a lot of email real estate yesterday afternoon. Do you binge on it or do you wait, savor, only a little bit at a time to draw out the deliciousness of what feels like an actual, real honest profile of the woman everyone wants to be? That’s not just my interpretation, by the way  -- it’s half the premise of the article. Full Story

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