Jen in grey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2013 13:17:25 May 10, 2013 13:17:25
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Jennifer Aniston was in New York yesterday to promote her Living Proof hair care line. Can we just sidebar about how annoying this is, how brands are so inconsistent with the capitalisation of the letters in their names? The “p” in Proof is not capitalised in the step-and-repeat behind her. Full Story

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Thursday, May 9, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t, as you know. It’s one of the enduring themes of this blog. But... and I hate to be a buzzkill... but Girl Sh-t has to be legit. And it wasn’t legit Girl Sh-t between Elisha Cuthbert and April Reimer. Video Assumption TOTALLY suggested it. And of course the subsequent GIF that made its way across Twitter, but Reimer explained, equally quickly, on Twitter, obviously, that they were reacting to a rude comment from a fan sitting close by. Which I can believe because, well, that’s what happens at hockey games -- fans say stupid sh-t, and I know this because I say stupid sh-t. Like, sh-t you’d be embarrassed about if you knew the player’s family was listening.

So, instead of Girl Sh-t, it was actually commiseration. And April posted a photo to support that. Believe me, I’m as disappointed as you are. But these are the risks we take with Photo and Video Assumption. It’s also the difference between good gossip and, you know, like, STAR Magazine.

Sorry...? Let me make it up to you. Because you know who’s always good for good, old-fashioned, legit Girl Sh-t? Please. Gwyneth Paltrow, obviously.

Yours in gossip,


Hot Harry in America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 21:26:28 May 9, 2013 21:26:28
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Today was the first day of Hot Harry's American visit. He was in DC for an anti-landmine exhibit, a cause, as you know, that was one of Princess Diana's. But God he really looks like her in some of these photos, non? More so than usual. It's something about the redness in his cheeks and the expression in his eyes in this shot of him looking up. Full Story

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Not enough Oscar Isaac

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 19:16:55 May 9, 2013 19:16:55
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For a few months now, Oscar Isaac has been #1 on my Five List. Click here to read the post announcing his induction. Oscar was at the screening for The Great Gatsby the other night. There are, maybe, like, 4 pictures of him from the event. Instead of shooting Oscar, photographers blew their loads on that saliva sprayer Gerard Butler. Full Story

The family intervention

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 18:45:03 May 9, 2013 18:45:03
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According to US Weekly, Chris and Luke Hemsworth, brothers of Liam Hemsworth, who is still, apparently, Miley Cyrus’s fiancé, stepped in about a month ago to convince him to leave her. Like a romance intervention. Because she’s not good for him. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 17:57:04 May 9, 2013 17:57:04

Sasha Finds the right white shoes and floppy hats in LifeStyle

I really, really want to know how people like this can afford their lives (Dlisted)

Kate Moss, we missed you at the MET Gala, but you were too busy getting spray-tanned (Too Fab)

Cameron Diaz chest bumping (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson after the MET Gala (Pop Sugar)

The weird thing is, I always thought she was a redhead... (Cele|bitchy)

Jakey G and My Girl (Just Jared)

Not sure about these tights (Hollywood Tuna)

Julia Roberts Ruins A Wedding should be the title of her new movie (Evil Beet Gossip)

Horrible skirt on Kate Bosworth (Popoholic)

Alexa Chung at the MET Gala shrug (Go Fug Yourself)


Annie’s back in pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 16:34:12 May 9, 2013 16:34:12

The last time (that I can remember) we saw Anne Hathaway in pink, you were all hating on her for nipple darts and heavy breathing at the Oscars. But what a comeback at the MET Gala, non? Where Annie is concerned, yes, of course, always, there’s always a little Try. Anne said her inspiration for the night was Debbie Harry. Full Story

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Girl Sh-t, by Gwyneth Paltrow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 15:49:36 May 9, 2013 15:49:36
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Like handbags, Girl Sh-t comes in high end and low end. Low end would be, say, the housewives of whatever city. Slightly above that are the WAGs of whatever sport. For the luxury Girl Sh-t, you look to Anna Wintour. And, of course, my G. Have you seen this yet? Sasha sent it to me this morning. Full Story

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Slum Love vs DDL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 15:10:55 May 9, 2013 15:10:55
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Jennifer Lopez is in New York promoting her new album. Here she is on the publicity circuit yesterday looking great in leather pants and wedge sneakers, a trend that’s lasting a lot longer than I expected it to, and a sheer, peter pan collar black dress with off-white pumps. Great. It’s always great when Slum Bear isn’t around. Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 15:00:15 May 9, 2013 15:00:15

Crushing on Chris again

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 9, 2013 14:22:51 May 9, 2013 14:22:51
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Lainey used to give me sh*t all the time for liking Chris Evans, but over the last few years, he wore down my affection a bit. After taking a break, though, I’m coming back around to him. It helps that he’s not talking about rainbows and rivers in the press anymore. Instead his interviews over the last year have been self-deprecating and unpretentious, the things I liked about him to begin with. Full Story